FF:QLD alternate ending chewbacca is lukes father (simpson's qute thred)

I will have a coffee (marge)
beer it is (aussie)

 

Dough, the stuff that buys me beer!
Ray, the guy who sells the beer!
Me, the guy who drinks the beer!
Far, a long long way to beer!
Soooo, I think I'll have a beer!
La! La lalalala beer!
Tea, no thanks I'm drinking beer -
and that brings us back to
beer beer beer beer beer!

 

I can't belive Darth vader was luke skywalkers father!

ohhhhhh, way to spoil the movie!

marge, your as beautiful as princess leia and as smart as yoda

 

Why are you listening to me? I'm just hair! Your head stopped 12 inches ago!

 

Luke be a Jedi toniiiight!
Just be a jedi toniiiight!
Do it for Yoda while we serve our guests some soda,
And..ahhh..do it for Chewie and the Ewoks and..ahh..all the other mupets!
Luke be a Jedi Tonight!






Hey, Thats MY name next to that peper steak and don't you forget it!

You're all talk Hamill! You didn't even finish Jedi school!

 

You must take special care of my collection of valuable and humourous bumper stickers - especially this one -->

(points to sticker saying "My other car is a Millenium Falcon")

It was given to me by a harrison ford look-alike.

 

Is your name Ridley Scott or James Camron?

No, its Homer.

Well I'll ask you not to look at my screenplay Homer. And if I see a movie where computers threaten our future existence I'll know you stole my idea.

I'm just waiting for my kid
Mental note, steel his idea.

 

We are hardly nerds - Would a nerd wear such an irreverant sweat shirt?

[sweatshirt reads]
C:\DOS
C:\DOS\RUN
RUN\DOS\RUN

Hah! Only one person in a million would find that funny.

Yes, we call that the Dennis Miller ratio!

 

Compyglobohypermeganet, Junior vice-president Homer speaking! How may I direct your call?

hands phone to marge

It's paddy.

 

Helloooo? Yoooouuu are a stuuuupid head!

Homer? Is that you?

AHHH!

 

Oh well, perhaps I should quit my job

picks up phone

A hoy-hoy

Hello Mr Burns this is Homer Simpson, the father of The Big Quiter. Well I'ld just like to say that I'm a big quiter too, and I quit

winks into phone

Homer, mr burns can't see you winking

AHHH

 

Hellooo, I am Mr Burns. I believe you have a package for me?

Yes, and what's your first name?

...I don't know!

 

but but the poncho hit the road square

 

I'll come with you and on the way we can have a nice father-son chat.

Great...I'll go shoot myself for bringing this up!

 

Not a quote but you guys might want to see this!

 

Hah yeah I've seen that before

Homer! Stop picking at it!

Ooooh, but I'm so sweet and tasty!

 

Bangs thumb with hammer

Ouch! ohh good, that feels broken

steps on nail

Fiddle-de-de that will require a tech-nice shot. I'm not going to swear, but I m going tear this dog house down!

Dad, this is no disrespect to your work man ship, but we bought a new dog house.

But how could you offord one?

There was more then enough in the swear jar, and if you look inside there's a surprise for you.

looks inside

Oh maggie..whooo hooo

no, behind maggie

pulls out beer

Awww Beer! Marge how did you know?

 

come on your over stimulated lets get you home and get some beer into you

wooo hooo
beer beer beer

 

Duff man - can't breathe!
Oh No!

 

"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the distubance!"

 

OKay, I'm no Simpsons afficianado so I won't post, but sheesh people, are there any rules here? are you trying to mkae any kind of sense??

NOt that I'm minding, cause some of these quotes are funny! I'm thinking of changing my machine message to Hello stoopid head

 

sorry, will try to make my posts my understandable


Homer: It's times like these I wish I was a religous man...

Revrend LoveJoy runs past

Lovejoy: It's all over people, we don't have a prayer!

 

hah I don't think there is any ruleset here is there? I think it's just quote until you can't think of anything else to quote maybe hah


and..

Bart, life is a constant battle between good and evil
(switch to homer's imagination - evil homer dancing over grave of good homer)

I am evil homer! I am evil homer! ~sings~

 

Homer: Wait if I know me, he won't like being kicked in the crotch!

 

Aww... Only I guy like me could afford that hat.

Wait a minute - I'm a guy like me!