FF:QLD alternate ending chewbacca is lukes father (simpson's qute thred)

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  1. morgan-aleghieri Jedi Master

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    Oh kids, that meteor will probably burn up in the atmosphere and end up no bigger than the skull of a cheetah.


    (later...)


    Dad, you were right!


    Don't worry kids, I'm scared too. [face_worried]
  2. Luke_Sparkewalker Force Ghost

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    Burns: I know what I'll do! I'll form my own religion! You see me as a god, don't you?
    Smithers: Yes sir!
    Burns: And you'ld get down on your knees for me?
    Smithers: Boy, would I!
    Burns: Yes....:rolleyes:
  3. morgan-aleghieri Jedi Master

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    Burns: So, what you're saying is that I'm invincible..?

    Doctor: NO! Even the slightest BREEZE could-- ~interrupted~

    Burns: ..Invincible.. [face_thinking]
  4. Luke_Sparkewalker Force Ghost

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    Insurence guy: And this 'moes' its not a bar is it?

    Homer's mind: Oh god, I can't let them know I was drinking...think of somthing fast

    Homer: It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
  5. morgan-aleghieri Jedi Master

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    Homer's brain: That may have been the wittiest thing you've ever said - and no one was around to hear it.

    D'oh! :_|
  6. GoobaFish Jedi Master

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    Just write the cheque and I'll release some endorphins.
  7. Luke_Sparkewalker Force Ghost

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    HA! Not even you can defeat Darth Maul's double edge lightsaber from star wars, episode one..the phantom menace.

    ...:eek: you took out of its original package!

    Nooo!! It's no longer a collectible!!!
  8. GoobaFish Jedi Master

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    Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-leader!
  9. Luke_Sparkewalker Force Ghost

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    I hate every ape I see, from chimpanzAAA to chimpanZZZ. No, they'll never make a monkey out of me!.....Oh my god! I was wrong! it was earth all along, they finally made a monkey...

    Yes, we finally made a monkey!

    Yes they finally....made...a...monkey...out of....Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
  10. morgan-aleghieri Jedi Master

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    Have you ever heard of... "Planet of the Apes"?

    Errrr, the movie, or the planet? [face_thinking]

    The brand new, multi-million dollar, broadway musical!
    And you'll be staring as... The Human.


    It's the part I was born to play, baby! [face_dancing]
  11. Luke_Sparkewalker Force Ghost

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    I'll help you bart, but only because you didn't rat on rod and tod....
  12. morgan-aleghieri Jedi Master

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    I've got that joy, joy, joy, joy, down in my heart!
    Where?
    Down in my heart!
    ....

    And if the devil doesn't like it, he can sit on a tack!
    Ouch!
    sit on a tack!...
  13. Luke_Sparkewalker Force Ghost

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    Kid: Nelson's at the video acarde!

    Bart: Battle stations!

    Herman: I feel so Alive!

    Grandpa: You know, I thought my time had past. I thought I'ld never again hear the screams of pain or the look of terror in a young man's eyes. Thank hevan for children.





    boy thats on oldie:p
  14. GoobaFish Jedi Master

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    "I love you Papa Homer."
    "I love you too, Pepsi."
    "Pepi..."
    "Whatever."
  15. morgan-aleghieri Jedi Master

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    So why do you want to join the Big Brother program?

    Homer's brain: Don't say revenge. Don't say revenge.

    Revenge.

    (Lady at desk ticks revenge box on form)

    ...

    (later at sight of Pepi)
    I'll take him! Do you have him in blonde?
  16. GoobaFish Jedi Master

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    Hey! That's my episode! Get your own!
    :p




    "Arr, matee, narry a warning light to be seen. Clear sailin' ahead for our precious cargo."
    "Uh, would that be the hot pants, sir?"
    "Aye, the hot pants."
  17. morgan-aleghieri Jedi Master

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    Bahahah fat chance, fish-bulb! ;)


    I could really go for a hot dog right now!

    Homer, we're in a cemetary--

    Hot dogs, get your hot dogs!

    Woohoo!

    Do follow my husband around??

    Lady, he's putting my kids through college!
  18. Luke_Sparkewalker Force Ghost

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    Frank Grimes:...Now i'm returning to work without washing my hands! Gie me a raise!

    Homer: Hey, you okay Grimey?

    Frank: I'm better then okay. I'm, Homer Simpson.

    Homer: You wish

    Frank: Oh, whats this? Extreamly High Voltage? Well I don't need safty gloves because I'm homer simp......





    R.I.P Frank Grimes




  19. GoobaFish Jedi Master

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    "Gaaaaah! It's the Four Elephants of the Apocalypse!"
    "That's Horsemen, dear."
    "Getting closer!"
  20. morgan-aleghieri Jedi Master

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    Awww, I wish I had an elephant.

    You had one - His name was Stampy. You loved him.

    Oh yeah...
  21. GoobaFish Jedi Master

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    You don't snuggle with Max Power, Marge, you strap yourself in and feel the G's!
  22. morgan-aleghieri Jedi Master

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    Homer: Are you fantasising about me?

    Marge: (thinking about Mel Gibson) errr... yes. Are you fantasising about me?

    Homer: I am now!
  23. Luke_Sparkewalker Force Ghost

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    Do kids want to be like the real U.N? Or do you just want to fight and waist alot of time?
  24. morgan-aleghieri Jedi Master

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    I know you can hear my thoughts, boy. I know you skipped school that day. I can't prove it yet, but when I do, your ass is mine.

    That's right boy. I think words I would never say. :eek:


    I know you can here my thoughts boy. Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow! [face_whistling]
  25. Luke_Sparkewalker Force Ghost

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    I know what I'll do! I'll devote more time to my kids!

    Really? you have children? Aww, here's some money...

    I don't need your money

    takes money. Stuffs in pocket

    Um, usually, when you say that you give the money back.
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