FF:QLD alternate ending chewbacca is lukes father (simpson's qute thred)

thats some good work lou you'll make sargent for this (wiggam)
I alredy am sargent cheif (lou)
thats enouh out of you or I will bust you down to sargent so quick your hat will spin (wiggam)

 

AHHH Tom Arnold!

Hey, only that rocket is going to mars...ours is going towards the sun.

Yeah thats a kick in the teeth, I mean my shows weren't great but It's not like I tied people down to watch them. I could have because I'm a big guy, good with knots!

The sun! Thats the hotest place on earth!

Gonna work on my taaaannnnageeeee buddy!

Wow, paulie shore! We should do a show together!

 

Poor, dependable Bart. Always chooses rock.

 

Good old rock. Nothin' beats that!

 

never stop in the middle of a ho-down

 

Good one Sith Star.


Oh Margie, you came and you found me a turkey, on my vacation away from work-y.

 

You know - You're right! This was the best vacation we've ever had.

Now let's never speak of it again.

 

Worst. Cosmic Wars. Ever. I will see it only three more times............ Today

 

I eat ham, bacon, pork...

Dad! They all come from the same animal!

Yes Lisa, a magical animal...


(speaking of pork recipes in the culinary thread )

 

Marge: Great! We're lost, no car, on the run from the law and it's all your fault!

Homer: I love being married

 

my name is otto and I love to get blotto

 

What about purple? Purple is a fruit!

 

That smells like regular...she takes premium dude! PREMIUM!! Duuuude!!!!

 

Look Daddy! I'm stealing! I'm stealing!

~wipes tear away~ That's my little dude!

 

A guy got killed. I think it was in Miami. So CSI:Miami Investigateded it. Then a family told me to eat at the Olive Garden. Then I fell asleep. When I woke up, Letterman was talking to Alias

 

Self tapping shoes...I'm Ever so pissed!

 

I will give you pulla pulla pulla !

 

...John Willams must be spinning in his grave!

 

LJ: If I withhold the truth, may I go straight to hell
Where I will eat NOT but burning hot Coals
and NOT but burning hot Cola!

R: Where firey demons will punch me in the back -
B: Where my soul will be torn into confetti, and strewn apon a parade of murderers and single mothers...

M: Where my tongue will be torn out by ravenous birds..! (rark!!)
Bart did it! That bart right there!

B: Milhouse!

LJ: Milhouse, you did the right thing. Bart, come with me for punishment!! You too, snitchy. I want you to clean every one of these organ pipes that you have befouled, with your POPular music

 

milhouse give him his soul back I have to work in the morning

 

To continue, press any key..

Where's the "any" key?

 

...The bartender even looks like John Travolta.

Yeah, looks like

 

I said I was sorry....................................sorry you are such jerks !!!

 

You won't be needing this...

Rips out barts heart, kicks it into bin

 

Bart, if you were old enough to grow a bad teenage moustache, I'd go out with you.