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FF:QLD alternate ending chewbacca is lukes father (simpson's qute thred)

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by sith star, Jan 21, 2006.

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  1. Luke_Sparkewalker

    Luke_Sparkewalker Jedi Master star 4

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    Homer: Oh boy are you in trouble.

    Bart: What do you mean dad?

    Homer: When a woman says nothing's wrong...you better belive something's wrong. And when a woman says something's wrong...you better belive EVERYTHING is wrong! And when a woman says something's not funny...you better not laugh your ass off!
     
  2. GoobaFish

    GoobaFish Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Oh man that made me roffle...
    =D=




    This is coming out of my salary. If I had a girlfriend, she'd kill me.
     
  3. Luke_Sparkewalker

    Luke_Sparkewalker Jedi Master star 4

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    Homer: ...And I won't rest till I get a hotdog!

    Marge: Homer, this is a cemetery.

    Hotdog guy: Hotdogs! Get your hotdogs here!

    Marge: What do you do? Follow my husband around?

    Hotdog guy: Lady, is putting my kids through collage!
     
  4. morgan-aleghieri

    morgan-aleghieri Jedi Padawan star 4

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    hey Sparky, I already used that one..! ;P hah

    I'm a good guy! I pay my taxes!
    I don't see why I have to spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell!
     
  5. Luke_Sparkewalker

    Luke_Sparkewalker Jedi Master star 4

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    hmm[face_thinking] so i see...


    The Alien has a sweet heavenly voise, like Erkle. And it appears every friday night, like Erkle.

    Well, your story is very complelling Mr Jackass..i mean Simpson...i'll just write it up on my invisible typewriter...hmm..hmmm...hmmm..hmmm

    Jeez, you didn't have sarcatic

    bum walks in holding lighter

    I just torched a building and I'm afraid i'll do it again.

    Well, just let me write it up on my invisible typewriter...hmmm....hmmm...hmm..hmm..hmmm...hmmm..Fruitcake!
     
  6. sith star

    sith star Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *homer* use your light saber
    *mark hammil* what and break it,george lucas makes me pay for these you know
     
  7. Luke_Sparkewalker

    Luke_Sparkewalker Jedi Master star 4

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    Cows don't look like cows on screen, you gotta paint horses.

    What happens if you need horses?

    Eh, we just tape a bunch of cats together.

     
  8. sith star

    sith star Jedi Padawan star 4

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    ayid glaven pawns cant move that way you stoopid arm *frink*
     
  9. Luke_Sparkewalker

    Luke_Sparkewalker Jedi Master star 4

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    Snake: Oh No...BETA!
     
  10. GoobaFish

    GoobaFish Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "Yarr, it's kind of you to deliver these copies of 'Jugs.' They'll keep my men from resorting to homosexuality... fer about 10 minutes. Harr, Harr, Harr."
    "You should talk!"
    "Yarr." (bashful)
     
  11. Luke_Sparkewalker

    Luke_Sparkewalker Jedi Master star 4

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    Mo's TV Add:...So for good food, good service and...ah...alot of crazy crap on the walls come on down to uncle mo's family feedbag. Uncle Mo's family feed bag it's good, good, good, good...good, good, good!

    Hommer: hmmm, sounds good.
     
  12. sith star

    sith star Jedi Padawan star 4

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    alright time for a crime spree
     
  13. GoobaFish

    GoobaFish Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Well, he's kind of had it in for me, since I accidently ran over his dog. Actually, replace 'accidently' with 'repeatedly', and replace 'dog' with 'son'.
     
  14. sith star

    sith star Jedi Padawan star 4

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    hi every body






    *hi docter nick*
     
  15. morgan-aleghieri

    morgan-aleghieri Jedi Padawan star 4

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    If you want me to eat these cookies for you, make no sign.
    ...
    Thy will be done.
    ~chomp crunch etc~
     
  16. GoobaFish

    GoobaFish Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "Order order, do you kids wanna be like the real UN, or do you just want to squabble and waste time?"
     
  17. Luke_Sparkewalker

    Luke_Sparkewalker Jedi Master star 4

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    If i can pull out an old cliche, aye carrumba!....aye currumba indeed.
     
  18. morgan-aleghieri

    morgan-aleghieri Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Stretch Dude, and Clobber Girl!
    He's a human rubber band and she's the hulk in pearls...
    He's a limber lad - she's a powerful lass!
    He'll ring your neck, and she'll kick your ass!
    Stretch Dude - and Clobber Girl!
    Stretch Dude - Clobber girl!...


    Scorpio!
    He'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth.
    Beware of Scorpio!
    His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world
    And his employees' health.
    He'll welcome you into his lair,
    Like the nobleman welcomes his guest.
    With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!
    But beware of his generous pensions,
    Plus three weeks paid vacation each year,
    And on Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!
    He loves German beer!


    (in a fine singin' mood today. Now if only the office wasn't so silent... [face_thinking])
     
  19. sith star

    sith star Jedi Padawan star 4

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    marge your as smart as yoda and as beautiful as princess leia
     
  20. morgan-aleghieri

    morgan-aleghieri Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Homer: Gone bowling, if not back, avenge death.





    (best brb lunch message ever! [face_love] )
     
  21. sith star

    sith star Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *skinner* what have you been smoking?
    *willie* opium.
    *skinner* no,...besides that ?
     
  22. Luke_Sparkewalker

    Luke_Sparkewalker Jedi Master star 4

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    MOE: Can you change the words from "What I got, I wanna get and stick it in you" to "What I'ld like, is I'ld like to hug and kiss you"?

    CHILE PEPPERS: Hey, thats much better...Everyone can enjoy that!
     
  23. sith star

    sith star Jedi Padawan star 4

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    we want chilli willies
     
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