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Alternate versions of "I am your Father"- Discovered!

Discussion in 'Classic Trilogy' started by ElfStar, Sep 5, 2002.

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  1. ElfStar

    ElfStar Jedi Padawan star 4

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    That's right, I have in my possession alternate scenes, that completely change the meaning of the scene.

    Among the various versions:

    -Luke, I am your 3rd cousin twice removed on your father's side, and your second cousin once removed on your mother's side.

    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

    -Luke, give me the ring!

    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

    -Hey Luke, need a hand? Harharharhar... I kill me.

    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

    -Hey man, you don't look so good.

    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!-duh."

    -Luke, did I ever tell you your mother was really hot? Even hotter than your sister leia..oops.

    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

    -"Luke, I am.. the Walrus. You are the Eggman. Goo-goo-gachoo.

    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
     
    ElfStar, Sep 5, 2002
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  2. Darth_Tarpals

    Darth_Tarpals Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Vader: Aww, look what you made me do! That was MY lightsaber! Go to your room!

    Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
     
    Darth_Tarpals, Sep 5, 2002
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  3. Master_Grover

    Master_Grover Jedi Youngling star 2

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    "Luke, I am your confused father!"

    Luke: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
     
    Master_Grover, Sep 5, 2002
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  4. SLAVE2

    SLAVE2 Jedi Knight star 5

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    Vader: Luke, you've been making out with your sister!

    Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
     
    SLAVE2, Sep 5, 2002
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  5. SaberGiiett7

    SaberGiiett7 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Luke you have a Mullet.
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
     
    SaberGiiett7, Sep 5, 2002
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  6. Master_Grover

    Master_Grover Jedi Youngling star 2

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    lol good one saber.
     
    Master_Grover, Sep 5, 2002
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  7. jango_joe

    jango_joe Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 22, 2002
    luke.. your teeth resemble those of gophers

    Nooooooooooooooo
     
    jango_joe, Sep 5, 2002
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  8. SkywalkerDude

    SkywalkerDude Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Vader: Luke u look like you smashed your face in a car crash

    Luke: Nooooooooooooooooooooo......wait, that happened

    Vader: The surgery didnt work

    Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
     
    SkywalkerDude, Sep 5, 2002
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  9. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Vader: Luke, I started out as your father but thanks to surgery I am now your mother.

    Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Vader: Luke, Chewbacca is your dog.

    Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Vader: Luke, I am Jar Jar.

    Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Vader: Luke, your on Candid Camera.

    Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Vader: Luke, I LOVED you in Corvette Summer.

    Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
     
    VadersLaMent, Sep 5, 2002
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  10. JediStryker

    JediStryker Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Vader: Luke u look like you smashed your face in a car crash

    Luke: Nooooooooooooooooooooo......wait, that happened

    Vader: The surgery didnt work

    Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    [face_plain]
     
    JediStryker, Sep 5, 2002
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  11. DarkLadyMarasSock

    DarkLadyMarasSock Jedi Youngling star 1

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    VADER: Luke, I could have been your father, but Chewbacca beat me up the stairs.

    LUKE: . . . . . . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
     
    DarkLadyMarasSock, Sep 5, 2002
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  12. Drac39

    Drac39 Force Ghost star 6

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    Vader:Luke I F@ked your Mother
    Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    Drac39, Sep 5, 2002
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  13. ViariSkywalker

    ViariSkywalker Kessel Run Hostess and Champion star 4 VIP - Game Winner VIP - Game Host

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    "I am your father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's former roommate."

    Ok, so that was actually a Dark Helmet quote...
     
    ViariSkywalker , Sep 5, 2002
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  14. Darf_Vader

    Darf_Vader Jedi Youngling star 1

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    How do you know that you're a redneck Jedi?
    You hear "Luke, I am your father--
    and your brother."
    It's probably been told a million times before, but since I'm half man and half machine, I'm kinda slow.
     
    Darf_Vader, Sep 5, 2002
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  15. jedi_quinn

    jedi_quinn Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    VADER: Luke...Does your sister, Leia, give great head like your mother did?

    LUKE: . . . . . . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....Well she did actually...keep your hands off her, she's mine!
     
    jedi_quinn, Sep 6, 2002
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  16. JediStryker

    JediStryker Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    This thread is going downhill incredibly fast. [face_plain]
     
    JediStryker, Sep 6, 2002
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  17. Lurking_Around

    Lurking_Around Jedi Knight star 6

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    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]
     
    Lurking_Around, Sep 6, 2002
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  18. Lars_Muul

    Lars_Muul Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    - Luke, I am your son.

    - NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
     
    Lars_Muul, Sep 6, 2002
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  19. Admiral_Thrawn60

    Admiral_Thrawn60 Jedi Youngling star 6

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    It's not everyday you see a thread where you can actually track the degeneration of it from funny to bad. :p
     
    Admiral_Thrawn60, Sep 6, 2002
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  20. Darth_Reaper

    Darth_Reaper Jedi Padawan star 4

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    L [face_laugh] L at this thread

    okay slightly off topic, here's one from Owen Lars:


    OL: hey son, sorry to wake you up this late, but do you ya happen to have any trojans lying around?

    Luke: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!!!
     
    Darth_Reaper, Sep 6, 2002
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  21. Darth_Messiah

    Darth_Messiah Jedi Youngling

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    Vader - "Hamill, you over-acted in A New Hope"
    Luke - "NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
     
    Darth_Messiah, Sep 6, 2002
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  22. The_Shadow_SITH

    The_Shadow_SITH Jedi Master star 4

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    Vader: Luke, you like Jar Jar with an afro!

    Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    The_Shadow_SITH, Sep 6, 2002
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  23. Mace_Windo

    Mace_Windo Jedi Master star 4

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    i have a good one.
    but ppl will steal it!!! :mad:
     
    Mace_Windo, Sep 6, 2002
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  24. Sophita

    Sophita Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    May 24, 2002
    "Luke...I'm afraid you're going to be recieving an audit this year."

    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
     
    Sophita, Sep 6, 2002
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  25. Darth_Ignant

    Darth_Ignant Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Vader:Luke, even in this suit, I'm a better actor than you

    Luke:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Vader: Luke, 20 years from now, your career will have sunk so low you'll be starring in video games

    Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

     
    Darth_Ignant, Sep 6, 2002
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