Am I cool yet?

What do you guys think of my subject matter and maturity of my posts? Am I a midbie yet?

 

Here's a handy guide to calculating your JC coolness factor, compliments of me.

Grab a sheet of paper and write down your answers to the following questions.

1. How many posts do you have?
a) 0-100
b) 101-350
c) 351-500
d) 501-1000
e) 1001-2000
f) 2001-3000
g) 3001-4000
h) 4001+

2. What year did you register?
a) 98
b) 99
c) 00
d) 01
e) 02

3. How old are you?
a) 11-13
b) 14-16
c) 17-20
d) 21-25
e) 26-30
f) 30-35
g) 36-40
h) 40+

4. Are you a sock?
a) Yes, and proud of it.
b) Yes, but I'm hiding it.
c) Maybe. Why should I tell you?!
d) No, and I'm proud of it.
e) What's a sock?

5. How many people are watching you?
a) 0-10
b) 11-20
c) 21-30
d) 31-40
e) 41-50
f) 51-60
g) 61-70
h) 70+

6. How many of the markup codes do you know (without peeking)?
a) All of them! I memorized them during an all out markup war against several admins.
b) Most of them.
c) A few.
d) None, I think markup codes are evil.
e) What are markup codes?

7. How many times have you been banned? (this doesn't include being banned while playing Mafia and other games)
a) Never. [face_innocent]
b) Once, but I'm ashamed to admit it.
c) More than once.
d) Countless times, and I'm proud of it!

8. Have you been made fun of by farraday?
a) Yes.
b) No.
c) I wish.
d) Who's farraday?

9. How often do you find yourself grumbling about the state of newbies these days?
a) All the time, and I freely express these grumblings.
b) Very often, but I don't mention it.
c) Sometimes.
d) Rarely.
e) What's wrong with newbies?

10. How familiar are you with terms specific to the JC?
a) I know and use them constantly, even when I'm not on the JC.
b) I know them and use them sometimes.
c) Some.
d) A few.
e) None.

Now, here's your handy guide to scoring your little quiz. Write down the point value of your choice for each question. Add them up and then read the handy guide to interpreting your score.

Points
1.a)5 b)7 c)10 d)14 e)17 f)20 g)23 h)25
2.a)25 b)20 c)15 d)10 e)5
3.a)5 b)7 c)10 d)14 e)17 f)20 g)23 h)25
4.a)7 b)4 c)5 d)10 e)1
5.a)4 b)6 c)10 d)14 e)16 f)20 g)24 h)26
6.a)20 b)15 c)10 d)5 e)2
7.a)5 b)10 c)15 d)20
8.a)20 b)10 c)15 d)5
9.a)20 b)17 c)14 d)10 e)5
10.a)20 b)15 c)10 d)5 e)2

The Handy Generalized Guide for Interpreting Your Score

39-50 - 100% not cool
51-70 - 75% not cool
71-110 - 50% cool
111-150 - 75% cool
151+ - 100% cool

An in-depth score interpretation guide will be posted eventually, as soon as I figure out what all those random numbers are supposed to mean.

 

I got 121 . I am only 75% cool . I must get higher!

 

I got 150 without being able to answer question 8.

What if you are farraday? ?

Or do I count as making fun of myself?

170, w00t w00t!

Edit// Aragon, you are ugly and your mother dresses you funny.

Did you get any more points?

 

I got 138, I think I'm no longer a newbie.

 

129, not bad.

 

i'm only 75% cool

 

w00t! I got 135, mainly because farraday has yet to notice me

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Now I have 127 points! Woo-hoo! Now I have to get banned alot and I'll be even cooler!

 

146!

farraday, can you please make fun of me?

 

145!!!

farrady, we're semi-sorta-pals, can you help me out here?

 

75% cool, go me

oh a friend did the test, he isn't even a member, he is 50% cool

making cool tests: not cool

doing the cool test should also debar you from coolness

 

How can you get 50% cool if you're not a member??

 

135, 75% cool, and most of it coz I've stuck to this username from the start!

 

Although I'm sure I must have insulted some of you atleast once already her eis a blanket indictment of anyohe who ha sposted so far in this thread.

Y'all suck.

Anybody else who wants to be cooler will ahve to find a way to piss me off personally

P.S.

Lil_Lisa smells funny.

 

Hey, that's my Gucci Envy!




75% cool now.

Now I better start spamming to get my 1000th post...

 

thank you farraday, that brings my score up to 156 making me.... 100% cool!!!

Humbleextra.... DONT INSULT MY SISTER!!!!!

 

Counting farraday's "Y'all suck." as a personal insult I actually get 151.
Yay! I'm 100% cool! My one and only goal in life has been reached.





Now what am I supposed to do!?

 

I should be 100% cool in a few months....getting closer to 2,000 posts...wait, do we get bonus points for the number of socks we have??? That'd probably make me 100% cool now!

 

Lynx: your new goal of existence is to get 6 more points in this test so you can beat my beautiful 156!

 

Here's another choice for question number 8:
e) You are farraday.

Points: e) 57 3/4

EDIT: Here's a bonus for number of socks, as Aragorn327 requested:

For every sock that you have over the limit of 3, give yourself 4 points. If you share a sock with someone, give yourself 2 points for that sock, and 1 point for each person who uses that sock.

 

Yay!I'm 100% cool now! Go sock points!

 

I don't need a test to check if I'm cool.

I am.

 

well.... i don't remember any of the socks passwords, but this would bring my total to 200!!! I'm SUPER COOL!

 

well, if you look at the questions, non members can answer some quite easily.....and get points