Am I Hungry?

I've just come back from the pub, decide if I should eat something.

 

im in the habit of having ham and extremely mature cheddar sandwiches at this hour, in fact i finished one just now. i suggest you join me in this ritual

 

We had a nice big piece of ham but then I left it on the side in the kitchen and my dog ate it then threw up because he'd eaten too much.

There is no more ham.

 

damn, i'm out of ideas then

 

If your hungry eat something. If no take aways are still open may I suggest a frozen pizza (if you have one) or beans on toast.

 

I have made myself a bagel and topped it with Philadelphia. I have eaten half so far.

 

Aaaah! Help us! We're being eaten!!

 

now ham would go great with that!

everyone needs a constant supply of ham and cheesey products in their fridge of they will suffer the consequences

 

I have now eaten the second half. Ham may have been good but we'll never know now.

 

Leave the food alone, you fat git!

 

Aaaah! Help us! We're being eaten!!

You know... it took a while for that to sink in

I won't tell how I like to eat Philadelphia than

 

Would it involve a very large digger?