An American Werewolf In London

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Wormie2, May 15, 2001.

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  1. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    "Mummy, a naked American stole my balloons."

    LOL!

    You guys are way too calm, you know that don'tcha?

    I like this movie. Much better than An American Werewolf In Paris. :D
  2. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Just a quick question...

    How come it's only women making noises in porno films?

    Since most of those are made with men in mind, I figure someone here could answer that to my satisfaction.
  3. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    You answered your own question Wormie - they are made with men in mind. If a bloke buys that then they aren't gonna want to listen to a guy making all the noises are they? But ask someone who knows more about porn than I do (ie any of the other blokes here)
  4. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Yeah, I figured as much. Still, makes a woman think the guy is uninterested....
  5. MomentOfTriumph Jedi Grand Master

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    the two flesh eaten corpses are funny in that film.

    top film it is too
  6. JediGittes Jedi Master

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    That's cause men's noises consist (or should do) of a rhythmic backhand slapping the buttocks whilst asking 'It's Your Birthday, Who's yo' Daddy'.....

    And yes it is a lot better than the sequel - two questions though;
    1) If you went to some weird moor hamlet and got warned about strange happenings, would YOU still go out trekking?!

    2) How the fluck does the werewolf get to the top of that escalator on the underground, before the bloke does and without overtaking him?

    Gav - Your attempts at sensitivity are lame - don't tell me you don't like looking at naked women?
  7. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    I never said that ;) - but in all honestly I don't like porn
  8. JediGittes Jedi Master

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    Why? What's not to like? You do know they've got naked chicks in 'em right?...
  9. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Nekkid chicks but no story [face_plain]
  10. JediGittes Jedi Master

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    No story....Riiigggghhhttt...For story you read a book or watch a film - I believe you're missing the point; naked chicks don't NEED a story - if it helps, try imagining your own story with them.....
  11. MomentOfTriumph Jedi Grand Master

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    theres always a story


    hi, ive come to repair your washing machine, opps all my clothes have fallen off

    hi, im the milkman, opps all my clothes have fallen off


    and so on
  12. Commander Antilles Force Ghost

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    Nekkid chicks but no story??
    Fess up Gav, you only read Playboy for the articles, don't you? ;)
  13. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    CA, that article on the maths and dimensions of dildo's was very interesting ;)

    Sorry, but what's to watch - some naked woman dancing about a pole for 30 mins while clawing all over her mate? gets boring after 2 mins!!!
  14. MomentOfTriumph Jedi Grand Master

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  15. Go-Get Beer Jedi Master

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    The kids of today. Short attention span. :p
  16. JediGittes Jedi Master

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    Gav - Pace yourself better....I will confess that after about half an hour they can very similar but it all depends on who you're watching 'em with....
  17. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Oops, that 2 mins comment came out the wrong way :eek:
  18. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    LOL!!!

    Best thread ever...
  19. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Oh good. I'm so glad I got up earlier than usual today.




    Oh wait.....I started this. My fault. Never mind. Continue with your slapping...
  20. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    Oh no.. don't get JG started with the slapping again! :p
  21. toochilled Jedi Grand Master

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    Depends on what Pr0n you are watching......

    I can do story :D
  22. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Slapping I get...

    It's the "It's your birthday. Who's your daddy" thing that makes my forehead wrinkle....

    Is that supposed to excite me? Cause really all it makes me want to do is turn around and punch him in the stomach.
  23. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    It just makes me wanna laugh [face_laugh] Call me boring if you like but I would feel daft saying that to someone
  24. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    You'd feel daft? I'd feel positively moronic! However, it reminds me of the joke with the elephant, the ant and monkey in a tree....
  25. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    A couple of mates of mine were staying at another friend's house after a party and they heard him screaming to this girl "Suck my finger, suck my goddamn finger bitch!" Needless to say that when they questioned him he denied it :p
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