An American Werewolf In London

Are you sure it was finger??

 

You do know what the girl is thinking in situations like that, don't you?

"I let this moron inside me?! My girlfriends were right about him."

 

huh?

 

Yes they are sure it was finger, and so was the girl who it got said too (although she is notoriously a bit of a ****spinner)

 

Now that's a name..I haven't heard in a long time..

 

Ahhh....

The longer we talk, the more I'm beginning to understand why you've dodged so many plates of pasta.

 

What on earth... I'm sorry, but if there's some innuendo there, I failed to register it...

 

Well I was refering to **** spinner...

Wormie was just wishful thinking

 

I think I understand it... sort of

 

Was I? Oh well, it's early yet.

So boys, be brave. What's the **** stand for?

 

$4!t

 

'It's Your Birthday, who's your daddy'?! You took this as a serious line??!!

I begin to question the sanity here - it's a gag for putting women in their place; nothing more, nothing less - the idea isn't to turn the woman on...it's a bit like the lean forward and whisper trick of 'Your sister was better than you' and then seeing how long you can ride the rodeo....

 

You're a sick man, Tom.

 

LOL!!!

Gittes you should change your name to Goatboy...far more fitting...

 

You liked saying it on Saturday night Gittes... I mean, err...

 

Now my office are getting seriously suspicious on how I can break into roaring laughter when I'm doing the Checklist for Governors to Schools!!

 

Gav - LOL! I told you, that was a one-off, I'm not ready for commitment.

Of course you've got the Houdini as well....getting it on from behind, and when the wolf is at the door (so to speak) pull out and spit on her back - when she turns her head, you unload in her face; she is too surprised at how you managed it twice so quickly to complain. The she gets her knickers own and puts the kettle on.....

 

OMG! This is so funny!!!

 

<tears> Gittes you are so evil... you lead me on like this, and then use me!!! I've been walking like John Wayne since Saturday night for you

 

Jesus Christ....

I thought I was bad....

 

Gav - I'm sorry...but if you will insist on the cucumber....

Arun - join the fun big boy - I dare you not to get aroused at Gav in a sailor's outfit.....I'm only human....

 

Not my thing Goatboy...

But it's cool....live and let live

 

Yeah well, I guess that's par for the course when you're getting paid for it.

 

Nasty imagery

 

WE all have to earn a living Worm....you travel round in a circus shaving your hirsute face for money and I don't knock that....

ED: Gav, you have plumbed new depths. As did the cucumber....