An American Werewolf In London

Oh Gav...No...no...no

That is not right!!

 

See what you two have done! Arun and Gittes, you should be ashamed! Corrupting the young like that!

 

Don't get me involved..I couldn't think up stuff like that..if my life depended on it...

 

<Men in white coats come and strap Gav into a straight jacket>

It was their fault I tell you.... NO ANYTHING BUT THE ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY CAMBER!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo

 

Don't be so coy Arun....I think we both remember that night in Canal Street - you told me you'd love forever...and then you shot your bolt and left....

 

Canal Street!!!

Who do you think I am??

Roy Keane??

 

Now that sounds like Arun.

 

I know 2 people that live in Canal Street (although that's the Aberdeen one )

 

Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick

 

Yeah. And you'd tell Keano that if your saw him wouldn't ya? 'Oi, Keano! You're a homo' *Five minutes pass* 'Sorry Roy, can I have my face back now?'

 

The guy is a daisy

 

You lost me.

And DON'T say anything mean, Gittes, cause I've got a secret.....

 

Haven't we all

 

Yes...he isn't a hardman in the true sense of Danny Tiatto. No...waitaminute...he's just crap. How about Alfie Haaland - no, Keano kicked his arse too.

Still, next season you'll be able to bully all those first division players.....

ED: Worm - Keano is the United Captain and, IMO, a man not to mess with...You've got a secret about me?!

 

HA! I just flashed on an absolutely hysterical image!

Arun, I'd rent for the rest of your life instead of buying a house if I were you.

 

What are you bangin' on about m'dear?

 

She's concerned about me now...

I tell yah...she's smitten

 

Wormie you could rent a house for 40 years or get a mortgage for it and have the same house in your possession in 40 years, something to give the kiddies when they throw you in a nursing home

 

Yes, but can you see him mowing the lawn?

hehehehe.....oooooh, my sides hurt.

 

It has a garden...but it's mostly decking...besides..Nina is the landscape gardner...not me

 

You know Arun, you could buy one of those car things. I would cut the grass all the time if I had one of those

 

And the first time the water heater explodes.....or the roof leaks.....or the dishwasher won't quite running....

*********!!!!!

I'm sorry, Arun. I just can't see you as the domestic type.

 

I've seen Arun 'domesticated' - quite by chance mind....there was I, strolling through Soho.......

 

Oh no, finding yourself face down in dirty laundry doesn't count.

 

Here...let me put your mind at rest...


I'm not ****ing useless!!!

Screws and rawplugs right???