Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Wormie2, May 15, 2001.
Jack was a cool dog.
But kitties are cooler...pity I'm allergic
I've had a few run in with cats
I'm not sure I want anything sitting on my lap while I'm watching tv....
And yes, I prefer dogs.
Ya'll ever heard of Briards? We had two. Gabby and Charlie. Totally kick ass awsome dogs! If they weren't so damn expensive, I'd get one of those.
Speaking of dalmations, did anyone see 102 Dalmations? The cutest movie I've seen all year! I swear to God, I almost cried...that spotless dalmation was soooo damn cute! I almost went out and got one that night.
Cats suck - I've got three of the fluckers; Hendrix, Chubbs and Sylvester (Hendrix is mine) and they only come and see you when:
a) they want food
b) You're busy balancing something awkward and heavy
c) You want to move but can't because they've decided to sit on you for once
Dogs rule - unconditional love and affection - nice to come home to an empty house and have the dog make you feel welcome!
Gittes, you big prick! You made me cry!
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! God damnit! I miss my dog!
Ok, so he's deranged. He jumps on you when he's dirty cause he knows damn good and well you're trying to go out. And he runs at walls, banging into them for no reason. And muffins left on the kitchen table are NOT safe, but still!
You can't blame them for being stupid...
I have my doubts whether lassie was all that bright....
I'm not overwhelmed by cats or dogs.
Who said they're stupid. Jack is brilliant. Turns out he was running at walls because we had mice. And the only time he jumped on anyone when he was muddy was when we were dressed up to go to work and he knew we'd be gone all day. The damn dog was buying time.
Nope, Jack the dog, is not stupid.
Nah, cats is the best! They is small, don't live their lives by your leave, don't stink the house out, especially when wet, you don't get made to feel guilty for leaving them behind when you go out, you don't have to kick them up the ar$e for eating your tea....*boss coming - hide!*
That would have read a lot better if you'd posted:
'Gittes, your big prick made me cry...'
That would have been a lie though.
Now "Gittes your big prick made me laugh" would be closer to the truth.
That smell can crack canyons through mountains
And it sticks around for a century!
Yup, that is true... but none of our cats have ever taken a p1ss in the house! I'll also grant you that cat $h1t is the worst too... however, cats take effort in trying to conceal their defecation as opposed to dogs who drop their load wherever they like!
Ah, I see CA has his red pen out again and is editing posts.
strike 2! Does that mean you are leeping a tab on all members and write down how many strikes they are on?
Anyways, where you been all day?
Worm - Harsh!...........But accurate....
Cat's are a lot cleaner than dogs and more private; you never see 'em at for example whereas dogs as shameless.....
Dogs are lovely after about 4 hours on a spitt roast over a barbecue.
Medium dogs are best, - though my uncle prefers small yapper type dogs.
Whatcha think guys, should I push for a third?
Why not? You could make him pay for it when you see him next.
Being Aberdonian, I prefer Sheep myself
Seriously though, I like dogs a lot more. Cats are well vicous to me, apart from the lovely ones that lived next door before they all died
My uncle had a blck lab called Sam and it would always follow me around when I was little. I cried for ages when he had to be put down (liver failure)
One of the cat's I had the pleasure to be aquainted with...used to crap in my Air Max 95's
i tried to rub it's nose in it...bad mistake..The result: It looked like I attempted sucide
I could, couldn't I. Yeah....really make him pay....
Tempting....I'll have to think on it.
What's an air max?
Air Max 95's CLASSICS!
I had a Rabbit.
LOL @ Arun. You are thinking of dogs, Arun. Cats will fight back if yo try to rub their noses in excrement. (Notice I didn't use the s word as the phantom moderator is lurking
I'm definitly gonna get banned.......