An American Werewolf In London

I don't prefer it - I just occasionally enjoy the tradsman's entrance; keeps 'em in line!

 

See, I don't really get it. Seems like it'd stain...

 

Tell me your theories then. I reckon it's just cause it is a rare occurance.

 

*must avoid temptation to twist the wording of OAC's post*

 

LOL @ TC. Actually, she sounds like she is just your type of girl Rob.

ED: Give in to your temptations Sam, only then will you know the power of the DARK side.

 

It's all about....you know, never mind. I can't think of a non-bannable way of putting this.

And why am I the only woman posting in this mess? ICK! I feel dirty.

 

Well you obviously use something - or not as the case may be aaaiiiggghhhtt - but either way you don't wait until she comes out the bathroom and then fling it up the gary - make her have a shower first....

 

well.. now you've lost me JG...

 

A shower isn't gonna fix the problem I'm thinking....

An enema would. But who wants to do that everyday.

 

I mean if you're going for some backdoor manoeuvres, you make sure she ain't just gone for a pony! I ain't that depraved.....

ED: Yeah..but it'll certainly mean that you won't have to look at anything unpleasant...

 

And on that note, I'm going home.

 

Don't listen to Gittes..

Always discuss such things...never ever try to suprise her..

You'll get hurt...

 

LOL! You're driving them off in droves, Gittes.

Actually, I think I'm going to go throw up again so technically I'm going too.

 

The one story about back-door antics that I've heard, other than on this board, is from a friend at college... after going with a girl who liked it rear-end first he found a piece of undigested sweetcorn stuck under his foreskin... that kinda turns me off the whole idea straight away!

 

That's why I said use a johnny!

Anyways....moving on...what'll the score be tonight lads? I hope the Scousers beat 'em - as much as I hate them, they are English (Yes...I'd even support City in Europe. NOt that will ever happen...)

 

Sweetcorn is a modern myth..

 

That's really gross.

That's Really gross.

That is SOOOOOOOO GROSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

That's it. You've crossed a line. I now am truely, literally, for real, grossed out.

 

Not to change the subject or anything (yeah riiight) but I'm rather surprised Arun hasn't made an appearance here yet.

http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=2754845&replies=39

 

I take it everyone's scarpered?

Ah well....s'later Worm and Arun - I'll leave you two lovebirds to it.....

 

Does anyone know if Ewan McGregor can actually sing or is this new movie gonna make me wish I'd brought ear plugs with me?

 

He sounded alright in A Life Less Ordinary but I have no idea if that was his voice - I can't remember it that well.....and I was paying more attention to the delectable Miss Diaz.....

 

Have you read the rubbish coming out of these people mouths in that most famous band thread...

rubbish I tell yah...

 

Well it only took you forever and a day to get around to slamming them!

 

Apparently Ewan's voice has been getting rave reviews (as has Moulin Rouge in general). The only thing that concerns me is that extremely offensive version of Lady Marmalade with Pink, Mya, Christina Halfalager and Lil Kim. I mean who's bright idea was it to stuff Mya, some bint with a really weedy voice, alongside 2 very capable vocalists such as Pink and Halfalager?

 

i've heard Ewans singing on a Cannes report it was surprisingly good, but it was a duet so you didn't really get to hear him giving it laldy.
On the subject of the Dark Side of my group of friends it has only been some ofthe girls who have admitted to taking the quick and easy path. my friends flat mate once told him a story of her taking up the Gary when the phone went, so not wanting to stop the two of them waddled down to the phone where she answered it, unfortuantely the phone was beside the front door and the door opened and in walked her mum in a state of shock he pulled out quick sharp and she didn't have time to batten down the hatch, and i'm sure you can imagine what happened next, hence she moved into his flat. So enema might be the way to go.