Anakin with 4 lightsabers

hihi, this looks funny!!

 

somersaults onto bull's back
pulls out pin


Look at my new friend

 

*shows bull picture of gorgeous cow*

*promises bull he can get picture if he gets rid of Richie for me*

 

dives off bull
Bull impails picture on horn and runs away.

Too bad. I was planning to eat it after a while

 

I would have liked to see that...

You know, the bull=big, Richie=small.

 

But you forget.

I am mandalorian. Plus I have weapons.
The bull would die.

 

Perhaps. But it might hurt you a bit first...

Remember Jango vs Reek in AOTC...?

 

He was fine.
The only thing that stopped working was his Jet pack.

Also a Reek is far bigger & more heavily armoured then a mere Bull.

 

But you are not Jango...

 

True.

Cos I'm not dead yet.

 

It can be arranged...

 

Go Livi! Go Livi!

 

I wouldn't recommmend it.

swings Gimli style battle axe menacingly

 

Um, Richie, the height goes with the axe. It's a dwarf thing.
*rests drinks table on Richie*
Now do an R2 and get some drinks, would you?

 

breaks table with head.

I am no dwarf
I am Mandalorian Sith. And that is what I shall always be.

 

Big deal. That table was from Ikea, and so only collapsed into its flat-pack state!

Give up now Richie-dwarf! You can never win!

 

Win what?

I entered no contest.

 

Didn't you? I belive I was misinformed, then. I apologize.

 

Don't worry about it.

walks off to rob cheap droids off Jawas

 

If we shave him we can enter him in that beauty contest with Yoshee...

 

Hmmmmmmmm so i have competition eh?

 

Nothing you can't handle with a comic death Yoshee.

sends out army of flesh eating termites