~~~~And, If I'm selected to be Miss America..... ~~~~

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...I will work to make sure every child in the world has his or her own star wars pez dispenser and a teddy bear to cuddle. It's the least I could do.

What will you do if you're crowned Miss America?

 

well idhave hide myself well, then sleep with men to make suyre the secret didnt get out

 

Gain weight

 

Well, I'm pretty sure they'll never crown me Miss America but if they did I'd make sure that pop music was destroyed and everyone had heard Led Zeppelin.



... And world peace! [/face_drama_queen]

 

I would ask for my penis to be returned to me.

QGM

 

but if they did I'd make sure that pop music was destroyed and everyone had heard Led Zeppelin.

And what if they heard it and didn't like it?

 

I'd spend the day in bed. With Darth Snowball.

 

I'd be confused, I'm a guy.

*Nah, if I won, I'd probably take a hint from Fight Club and promise to erase the debt record so that everyone goes back to ground zero. It would create mass chaos*

 

I'd explore myself...

 

Do my best to bring about the third World War

 

I'd explore myself...

Don't most of us do that anyway??

 

I would tell everyone I'm a lesbian and not an American

 

most likely i'll be led around like a dog by a band of greedy publicists and manager-types, and spend way too much time practicing that stupid wave in parades and strip malls.

 

And what if they heard it and didn't like it? thinking

Off with their heads!

 

Leak nude pictures of myself to Penthouse, and become the only Miss America to have any career after her reign.

Well, if you consider a career a few movies, and Radioshack commercials.

 

I would get really fat by eating ice cream all day.

 

First I would insult every religious group in the nation. Than every minority group, than anyone I may have missed. I'll then request an interview with one of the morons on 60 minutes. At the interview I'd wear something offensive and insult the reporter, than the network and finally express my thoughts on how terrible the American people were.

After they took the crown away, I would take it all back and tell them it was all just a front.
Wrapping it up, I would get a book deal, have some untalented author write it as me and then live the rest of my life off the money the book makes. Finally the book would become a cheesy made for TV movie.

-Seldon