'And the Winner is...' The EUC 2002 Golden Awards

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  1. Friend_of_Skylark Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 19, 2002
    star 5
    I dunno, I have no profile pic. I did have a picture up once but I changed it to one of Sky for AXL...
  2. Jansons_Funny_Twin Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 31, 2002
    star 6
    I have a feeling you did, J_F_T

    I think you know which one
    :p

    Gee, I wonder. Perhaps, "Most likely to get banned for nothing"? Nah, couldn't be.

    :p
  3. DVader316 Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 18, 2000
    star 7
    *steps to podium and accepts awards, wiping away solitary tear*



    Thank you all for voting me Best Patron and most Reliable Patron.That seriously means alot to me, especially considering how Ive been feeling of late. Id like to take a moment to thank everyone at the EUDF, as well as everyone here at EUC. These accolades mean alot, but they mean even more because we are a tight knit little bunch here in EUC...we are truly a Community, truly a family. Once again I thank you all. I am truly blessed to be held in such high regard here at the boards, and believe me, the feeling is definitely mutual.

    YOU LIKE ME, YOU REALLY LIKE ME !!! :D :p
  4. Fire_Light Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 24, 2002
    star 5
    *Walks up to accept Laziest Patron award*

    I would thank people right now, but I didn't feel like writing a speech.

    *Walks away*
  5. Valyn Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Mar 2, 2002
    star 8
    'Fett: "9/10 of my posts are jokes, I try to be funny, and I get.........Serious."

    ROTFLMAO!!!! [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

  6. JediStryker Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 5, 2000
    star 4
    Handsomest Patron, eh? :D

    Of course, I'm sharing that honor with what, six other people. ;)

    And Valyn...geez, I'm starting to think this was rigged. :p
  7. Valyn Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Mar 2, 2002
    star 8
    And the award for Funniest Patron goes to...*drum roll*...VALYN!

    :eek:
    *Jumps out of my seat and starts out into the isle in such a rush that I trip over Kwenn's ludicrously large feet and fall right on my face* [face_blush]

    *quickly stands up, dusts myself off, and continues towards the stage, jumping atop of it and executing a forward, mid-air sommersault before gracefully landing before Salma Hayek and accepting the award*

    *turns to the mic and faces the audience*

    Thank you! Thank you! Much love! Much love! :D

    *leaves the stage and returns to my seat, cleverly avoiding Kwenn's sickeningly large feet this time* :mad:


    And the winner for Most Handsome Patron goes to...*drum roll*...AXL, Stryker, Kwenn, Fire, and, last, but not least, VALYN!

    :eek:

    *goes up on the stage with the other winners, frowning a bit in confusion*

    I don't get it. Two people voted for me as handsomest patron? Who? I know FoS did ( [face_love]), but who else? :confused:

    *peers into the audience suspiciously...before glancing at Fire and Kwenn...* :confused:


    And the award for Laziest Patron goes to...*drum roll*...FIRE_LIGHT!

    :eek:
    *applauds like crazy from my seat*
    You deserved it, man! You really did! You worked really hard to get where you are! Woo! Yeah! Encore! :D

    :p

    And the Loudest Patron is...*drum roll*...VALYN!

    :eek:
    *Gets back on the stage, avoiding Kwenn's repulsively-sized feet* Thank you! Thank you! Many thanks! And much love!

    I try my best, but I couldn't do it without the fans! It's all about the fans!

    *Is about to step away from the stage, but is stopped by Salma Hayek. Expecting a kiss or something, I pucker up* [face_love]

    You might as well stay up here for a while...you won the most Talkative Patron Award!

    [face_shocked]

    No kissy?

    No kissy...

    [face_shocked]

    *accepts the award in my already full hands*
    Thank you! Thank you! Again, to the fans goes my love! My love! To the fans! You're all great! You're all what makes it worthwhile! :D


    *About to step off the stage when I'm stopped again* :(

    And the Reckless Patron Award goes to...*drum roll*...VALYN!

    My hands are full... :(

    Just take the damn thing... :mad:


    Uh, all right...*takes the award and turns to the mic again*

    Thank you! I love you all so much!

    *turns to the announcer* Now? :confused:

    No...

    :(

    And the most Annoying Patron is...VALYN!

    [face_tired_shock]
    Yay...! *lets Salma put the award atop the pile in my arms as I struggle to maintain my balance*

    Thank you. The competition was fierce, but I clenched my teeth, but back my pain, and went for the extra mile. All for the fans...! [face_tired_smile]

    *turns to the announcer*
    Now? :(

    No! You got one more, so just suck it up already. Jeeze...

    And the Luckiest Patron is...VALYN!


    [face_shocked]

    All right! *lets Salma add this one to the pile* Does this mean that you'll have sex with me? :D

    *watches as Salma turns away, walking off...but stares at her...rear* Yes. I am indeed lucky... [face_mischief]

    *gets slapped by the announcer* Your speech, idiot...

    Oh, right! *returns to the mic, my arms hugging a bunch of awards that threaten to overwhelm my balance*
    Thank you all so much! I am lucky, aren't I? Why, I remember when--*suddenly falls over, onto the floor, having been lost my balance*


  8. CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 1, 2000
    star 6
    Most Likely To Awards

    Takeover the EUC:
    Valyn (6)

    Takeover Skylark's Cafe:
    Skylark (2)
    GRANDADMIRALAXLROSE (2)
    Friend_of_Skylark (2)
    C-3PX (2)
    Valyn (2)

    Takeover Sturm's Outlander Club:
    C-3PX (2)

    Takeover Han's Deli:
    Adi_Gallia_9 (2)
    BRIA (2)

    Succeed in Life:
    Skylark (4)

    Become a Moderator:
    Dvader316 (8)

    Get Banned For Nothing:
    Jancens_Funny_Twin (5)

    Play Pranks w/ Socks:
    Nichos_marr (5)

    Disban the Senate:
    JediStryker (5)

    Be A Secret Imperial Loyalist:
    Fire_Ice_Death (2)
    Ben_Skywalker (2)
    Valyn (2)

    Be A Secret Rebel Seperatist:
    GrandAdmiralJello (6)

    Be A Secret Sith Follower:
    flying_fishi (4)

    Be A Secret Jedi Follower:
    Inari_Icewalker
    DarthAttorney
    NikeSkylark
    DarthCane
    Darth Invidious
    GRANDADMIRALAXLROSE
    TIEPilot051999
    Jedi_Samwise_Gamgee
    C-3PX
    Valyn
    chissdude10

    Be DarthAttorney's Sock:
    Darth_Ghast (3)

    Be DarthAttorney's Yes-Man:
    Fire_Ice_Death (2)
    GrandAdmiralJello (2)

    Be Gandolf_the_Grey's Sock:
    SaberGiiett7 (2)

    Be Gandolf_the_Grey's Yes-Man:
    jadesaber2 (2)
    chissdude10 (2)

    Get VIP Status:
    Dvader316 (4)

    Get Temporary Colors:
    Fire_Ice_Death (3)
    Ben_Skywalker (3)
    Bria (3)


    And now for the EUC 2002 Golden Statue Award!

    Valyn (11 Awards)
  9. Friend_of_Skylark Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 19, 2002
    star 5
    Man, I need to start making myself more known...
  10. CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 1, 2000
    star 6
    I know what you mean.

    Everyone nominated wrong in the "Takeover the EUC" award. I took over, not Valyn!!!!
  11. Nichos_Marr Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 26, 2001
    star 4
    Play Pranks w/ Socks:
    Nichos_marr (5)


    Yay! I won something! All right!

    *Scoops up the award*

    "I mean, I am honoured to accept this heavy burden. I take on this responsibility with moi moi humility and..."

    :p

    Well, looks like fishi IS most likely a Secret Sith follower...and Jello is most likely a Rebel. I found those two ironic :)

    Congratulations everyone.
  12. Friend_of_Skylark Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 19, 2002
    star 5
    Wonder how I should go about taking over Skylark's? It was my idea after all :)
  13. Valyn Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Mar 2, 2002
    star 8
    And the patron that has taken over the EUC is...VALYN!!!!!!!!!!

    :eek:
    *gasps and shakes my head wearily, having finally returned to my seat*

    *climbs atop of the stage, leaving all my previously-won awards with my almost-online-fiancee, FoS ( [face_love])*

    I knew I'd win this award even before I saw my nominations. Thank you all for accepting, indulging, and worshipping me. :D

    You're also tied for the award of taking over Skylark's Cafe!

    :eek:

    I won an award for taking over a thread I don't even visit? :confused:

    :p

    [Mister_Burns] "Excellent..." [face_devil] [/Mister_Burns]


    And thank you all for the Secret Imperial Loyalst (tied) award! :D


    And, yes, I am a Jedi follower, though I don't think that was a secret... :confused:

    :p


    "And now for the EUC 2002 Golden Statue Award!"

    "VALYN!"

    :eek:

    Thank you! Thank you! I love you all! This is so redundant--Oops! :eek:

    I mean, I love you all! [face_blush] :D

    ;)

  14. chissdude10 Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Jul 26, 2001
    star 5
    I want a recount on the "get banned for nothing"

    I thought I had at least 5 votes.
  15. CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 1, 2000
    star 6
    Recount? Hey this aint Florida buddy!
  16. Skylark Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 10, 2002
    star 4
    Wow, thanks for the awards...seriously, it's cool to be most likely to succeed...and to be tied to take over the cafe...so, thanks to everyone who voted. :)
  17. Friend_of_Skylark Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 19, 2002
    star 5
    [face_shocked] Sky! Youre not online! :p
  18. flying_fishi Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 26, 2002
    star 6
    *weeps*


    Why must I be surrounded by idiots? :_|


    Bah! You are all just a bunch of fools :p


    ~monogpfm
  19. Nichos_Marr Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 26, 2001
    star 4
    Bah! You are all just a bunch of fools

    :D

    *Takes pride in knowing that he helped fishi win the Sith award*

    No need to thank me. :)
  20. Fire_Light Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 24, 2002
    star 5
    Don't hide your Sithness fishi, or should I say Darth Fishious. :p
  21. Nichos_Marr Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 26, 2001
    star 4
    Darth Monophlegm :p

    Or if you're a Siith...

    Daarthe Monogpfm
  22. flying_fishi Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 26, 2002
    star 6
    I hate you all :p


    ~monogpfm
  23. Jansons_Funny_Twin Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 31, 2002
    star 6
    Get Banned For Nothing:
    Jancens_Funny_Twin (5)


    Yay! I won!

    I think.
  24. chissdude10 Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Jul 26, 2001
    star 5
    Good for you, although, I really think that describs me better then you :)
  25. C-3PX Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 2, 2002
    star 6
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