JCC And then the murders began

on the fifteenth of may, in the jungle of nool, in the heat of the day, in the cool of the pool, he was splashing…enjoying the jungle’s great joys… when horton the elephant heard a small noise. and then the murders began.

 

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. And then the murders began.

A screaming comes across the sky. And then the murders began.

I've been cordially invited to join the visceral realists. And then the murders began.

riverrun, past Eve and Adam’s, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodious vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle & Environs. And then the murders began.

 

It was a dark and stormy night. And then the murders began.

 

In the weeks before their departure to arraksis, when all the final scurrying about had reached a nearly unbearable frenzy, an old crone came to visit the mother of the boy, Paul. And then the murders began.

 

He was an old man who fished alone in a skiff in the Gulf Stream and he had gone eighty-four days now without taking a fish. And then the murders began.

 

Shadow had done three years in prison. And then the murders began.

(Which is not far off, actually)

 

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. And then the murders began.

 

The Nellie, a cruising yawl, swung to her anchor without a flutter of the sails, and was at rest. And then the murders began.

 

"Donald J Trump is calling for a complete shutdown of Muslims coming to the US until we can figure out what the heck is going on." And then the killing began.



. . .somewhat less amusing when it's non-fiction.

 

If anyone wants some great political commentary check out my twitter page LEOLUCA RANDISI. And then the murders began.

 

A screaming comes across the sky. And then the murders began. (Gravity's Rainbow)

Once upon a time and a very good time it was there was a moocow coming down along the road and this moocow that was coming down along the road met a nicens little boy named baby tuckoo. And then the murders began. (A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man)

 

The model also breaks down for Agatha Christie novels.

 

I ordered the Chateaubriand, rare. And then the murders began.

 

John ruffled some feathers at a gas station, unaware that would bring doom upon a beloved dog. And then the murders began.

 

Here begins our tale. And then the murders began. - Romance of the Three Kingdoms

I am seated in an office, surrounded by heads and bodies. And then the murders began. - Infinite Jest

Snow-Balls have flown their Arcs, starr’d the Sides of Outbuildings, as of Cousins, carried Hats away into the brisk Wind off Delaware,— the Sleds are brought in and their Runners carefully dried and greased, shoes deposited in the back Hall, a stocking’d-foot Descent made upon the great Kitchen, in a purposeful Dither since Morning, punctuated by the ringing Lids of various Boilers and Stewing-Pots, fragrant with Pie-Spices, peel’d Fruits, Suet, heated Sugar,— the Children, having all upon the Fly, among rhythmic slaps of Batter and Spoon, coax’d and stolen what they might, proceed, as upon each afternoon all this snowy Advent, to a comfortable Room at the rear of the House, years since given over to their carefree Assaults. And then the murders began. - Mason & DIxon

 

Call me Ishmael. And then the murders began.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife. And then the murders began.

 

I grieve to think of the starsOur ancestors our godsScattered like hairpin woundsAlong the River of HeavenSo tell meIs it fitting that I spend my days hereA guest in those dark, forlorn halls?
This is the first poem Xu Anshi gave to us; the first memory she shared with us for safekeeping. And then the murders began.

 

Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. And then the murders began.