And they say American ingenuity is dead

Discussion in 'Big Brother 5' started by imperial_dork, Jun 24, 2009.

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  1. imperial_dork Manager Emeritus

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    The Comfort Wipe


    If you're old enough to purchase one of these, you've lived long enough to know how to wipe your own ass without getting **** all over your hands.

    And if you don't? Please do us all a favor... buy one and beat yourself repeatedly with it.


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  2. zacparis VIP

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    You're finally catching up to Japan for weird/creepy things!
  3. ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Arlon, it's to late for mother's day, but there's always Christmas. Get one for your mother. :)
  4. MsLanna Force Ghost

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    94 threads in the house without my name
    94 threads in the house
    Reply to one, add my name
    93 threads in the house without my name
  5. Daft-Vader Force Ghost

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    Sio some people are lazy and have to use a stick to wipe themselves...

    I can see the stick being less hygienic then a hand that then gets washed...
  6. MsLanna Force Ghost

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    I am sure there are other uses for the stick, too.:p
  7. Daft-Vader Force Ghost

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    It does...? Cleaning the inside of the toilet with toilet paper or kitchen roll...?
  8. MsLanna Force Ghost

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    Well, people do say 'stick it up your ****' (IIRC) so maybe that has something to do with it?
  9. Daft-Vader Force Ghost

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    Is the *s a word refering to ones posterior...?
  10. MsLanna Force Ghost

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    Yes. I don't know if I know any ToS-friendly words for it, so I starred it out.[face_blush]
  11. Daft-Vader Force Ghost

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    Bottom
    Bum
    Posterior
    Anus
    Rectum
  12. MsLanna Force Ghost

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    Could I say 'behind':confused:
  13. Daft-Vader Force Ghost

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    I can't see why not, I mean if you are not in front, then you are behind...
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