Axton,

Fear not that your pants are missing.

Your pants can deceive you. Don't trust them.

Your pants control your actions. But they also obey your commands.

You must feel the pants around you.

Your pants are an elegant weapon, from a more civilized age.

If this is a consular ship, where are your pants?

Thank you.
ChDet

 

What is it with you people and pants?

Axe, one of my minions tells me that they found your pants over at the Atlanta boards.

 

We tend to find Axton's pants everywhere. At this rate there is a serious discussion as to whether or not they are a seperate lifeform entirely. You have to start wondering when pants are seen strewn across a full parsec. Either that or we have a great pants migration going on, and that's just plain frightening.

Kieryn Felaris
Secretary General
The Fandomenace

 

Just remember...Your pants serve you well, but they CAN be used against you!


Axton Tredway
Vice President, Fandomenace
Former Telbun Sex Slave
Chef of Kuati Eggs Benedict
Part-Time Pants Enthusiast

 

The Emperor is most displeased with your apparent lack of pants.

 

A pants migration?

I suppose it's a good thing I wear dresses when terrorizing the galaxy.

EDIT: LOL, Hama!