Annoying Quotes

I just wanna hear them. Everyone list what you thought were Luke's most annoying quotes. There are definitely alot out there.

 

About the 50th time he said he had a bad feeling about this or that.

 

"But I was going to go to Toshe station to pick up some power convertors!"


But I think "Two fighters against a star destroyer?" is more annoying.

 

*He has too much of his Father in him.* I hate the way Aunt Beru delivers that line, she seems to pause or it skips right before she says father. It's just weird. It used to not be like that.

 

Two fighters against a star destroyer?

That wasnt Luke

 

"Jam their comlink, center switch!"
Bossy.

"I only wish... Ben were here."
Pitiful.

"I am a Jedi, like my father before me."
Cocky.

"What's that flashing?!"
Pest.

"3PO?!! Where could he be?!"
Annoying.


Even though he's annoying, Luke is my favorite character to quote.


Non-Luke Annoying Quote:

"We shall double our efforts!" --Moff Jerjerrod
Wimp.

 

"We shall double our efforts!" --Moff Jerjerrod
Wimp.



More like "We shall dubblarefforts!" because he says it so weird.

 

His "Ten thousand? We could almost buy our own ship for that!" is quite annoying.

 

I think Luke sounds a bit whiney on Dagobah, when he says things like "I don't know why I'm here!" and "I can't...it's too big"

 

It's got to be
"But I was going to go to Toshe station to pick up some power convertors!"

Not only does he say it in a realy whiney, annoying way; but the fact that his idea of fun is going to pick up power convertors, makes him look like a total geek.

Unless, of course, 'power convertors' is space slang for drugs or whores or somthing

 

"Oh, but I was going to go to Tosche station to do some crack and get laid with cheap whores!"

Hmmm...probably best he didn't say this.

 

I nominate the anonymous A-Wing Pilot in ROTJ who looks like Fred Mertz from I Love Lucy...

"Copy..............gold..leader."

 

The best line is,


*Stay on Target*

 

I've always thought this was silly:

"Pick up your visual scanning!"


Translation: "Look out the window!"


-BvD

 

Not a Luke quote, but I hate the way Gold Leader (I think it was Gold Leader)

"Switchto...targettiiing computer"

"Switch all power toooo...front...deflectorscreens"

 

"But how am I to know the good side from the bad?"

I don't know if it's the delivery or the line itself, but that one's always bothered me.

 

Random Pilot: "The Guns......They've stopped"
He must be the son of Ric Olie.

Luke: "A certain point of view?"
The way he looks when he says this has always bugged me for some reason. I think it's that he moves his head everytime he says a word...

Han: "It's alright Icanseealot betternow"
Why did they change the old line to this?

I'm sure there are more but I can't think of any of them right now.


D_M_S_L

 

"But tell me why I can't-"

That one always got to me. It must have annoyed Yoda, too, because he shut him up pretty quick.

 

Vader to Palpatine: "He(Luke)will come to me?" - ROTJ on Death Star.

 

"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home ..."

Smart@ss.

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As for 'But why ...' and Yoda giving him the shut-down ...

The Force is a question of faith; it exists independent of your understanding or your permission. You believe or you don't believe, you do or you do not.

'Why' is not a spiritual question.

And it comes down to the simple:

'I don't believe it!'
'That is why you fail.'

TK

 

"You're a feisty little one, but you'll soon learn some respect."

Oh, will he now?

 

"yub, yub"

 

Leia in ROTJ -

Jabba's palce - "C'mon! We gotta get out of here, quick!"

Endor Forest - "C'mon! We gotta get out of here, quick!"

 

When Wedge gets hit and has to leave the trench, his wussy "Sorry!" is pretty annoying. Maybe you have to leave the fight, Antilles, but show a little backbone, will you?

Great observation about "pick up your visual scanning". I guess that's military jargon for you. Why say it like a normal person when you can think up some overly-complicated euphamism?

When Luke flies through the explosion during the Death Star attack, Biggs's "Areyoo ahright?" sounds really strange.

 

Also, Wedge's "Booyah-that-got-him!" in the snowspeeder on Hoth is a bit weird, or was that Janson that said that?