Another order of Two All-Beef Padmés

This is the sequel to a really funny old thread called Two All-Beef Padmes.... It's in the style of the pants game, but with names of food and food-related things in place of pants. I'll start, to give you the idea.

"So, they have finally given you a recipe! Your patience has paid off."

"More your guidence than my patience."

"You don't need guidence, Anakin. I have said it before and I will say it again, you are the most gifted chef I have ever met. I see you becoming the wealthiest of all chefs. Even more powerful than Wolfgang Puck."

 

"You dissapoint me, Yoda holds quarter pounders in such high esteem."

 

"I'm just a simple man, trying to make my chocolate-frosted lemon bundt cake in the universe."

 

"Ever made something as tasty as apple pie?"
"Once or twice."
"Recently?"
"Possibly"

 

This is even less funny than that whole pants thing.

But when in Rome...

"Good recipe for Baked Alaska, my young Padawan!!"

Donald W. Pfeffer

 

JANGO: I'm just a simple man, trying to
eat my way through the universe.

 

Guess this forum truly has changed a lot since the days of the original thread...

"Pepperoni? Pepperoni, you say? No Master Obi-Wan, not pepperoni. The shroud of the anchovies has fallen. Begun the pizza war has."

 

"You'll pay for all the BW-3 Spicy Garlic Wings you ate today!"

 

Han & Luke at the hot new hamburger joint, the Sarlacc Pit.

Luke- "i used to have to wait in line here you know"

Han- "there gonna make a drive thru here, ya know....convenient.



i replaced a lot of words there. Is that cheating.

 

two all beef padmes, special cheese special sauce?


actually i don't think the big mac song goes quite like that. I believe i've forgotten

 

"There hasn't been a full-scale meal since the formation of the McDonalds."

 

!!!

Boba, is the pizza here?

Yep!

 

"You must feed me, Obi-Wan. And together, we will destroy the fridge."

 

this is why MODS shouldn't post. hehehe

 

"Lost a recipe Master Obi-Wan has. How embarassing. How embarassing."

 

"Strange and disturbing this hamburger is"

"They are using a chef name Jango Fett to create a chef army."

"She seems to be on top of recipes."

 

"I have become more powerful than any chef, even you."

"Cooked well you have, my old padawan."

"Oh Ani, you'll always be that little fruit cake I met on Tatooine."

 

Ani: "I can taste all the ingredients in that pot."
Obi: "Your taste buds are not that well attuned my young prep cook"
Ani: "And yours are?"
Obi: "possibly"

 

"Seeing you cooked brings warm feelings to my mouth."

"Cook, Anakin, Coooooooooooook."

"Chef business, go back to your plates."

 

Anakin: Oh, you know, Master, I couldn't find a blender I really liked, with a dicing setting... and with the right speed capabilities...

Obi-Wan: If you'd spend as much time working on your cooking as you do on your wit, young Padawan, you would rival Master Yoda as a chef.

 

"Wanna buy some fish sticks?"

"You don't want to sell me fish sticks."

"I don't want to sell you fish sticks."

"You want to go home and reheat your meal."

"I will go home and reheat my meal."

 

!! Master Salty "Strange and disturbing this hamburger is"

I don't know why, but that line about killed me. I'm still laughin. Maybe it's just late here.

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"I realise all too well that additional jalapenos might be disruptive for you, but perhaps something you are more familiar with ... an old favorite, like Cool Ranch ..."

 

Windu: "We will NOT be guests at your dinner party, Dooku!"

 

"I haven't felt you this tense since...since we they oversalted our fries at McDonalds"

 

Yoda: "Fat you have become, Dooku. The french fries I sense in you."