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How can one study for their tests?

 

But if you don't study, won't you fail?

 

Have you ever taken those tests?

 

Why should I?

 

Aren't you even older than me, Sarge? About time to get tested for senility, don't you think?

 

Why are you bothering me with silly questions while I'm trying to find my dentures?

 

Forgot where you put them? That's the first sign, isn't it?

 

First sign of what?

 

Not sure, Sarge. I've forgotten. Wait, that's the first sign of something, isn't it?

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What are you two old men fighting about?

 

What's the buzz? Tell me what's happening?

 

Why are you worried about the future?

 

Isn't everyone worried about the future right now?

 

What if I told you that I wasn't because I am God?

 

Then why did you allow Trump to be President?!!

 

Can we file that under "things mankind was not meant to know?"

 

I wonder how many other things mankind isn't meant to know?

 

Does one of those things involve understanding cats?

 

Doesn't everything involve cats?

 

What do you mean by 'everything'?

 

Don't cats rule the universe?

 

Or do they think they do?

 

Who knows?

 

Would cats know?

 

Don't cats think they know everything?