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What if you had Yoda's wisdom teeth?

 

Does Yoda have wisdom teeth?

 

Weren't they extracted 800 years ago?

 

What if they weren't?

 

Would that be a bad thing?

 

When was the last time Yoda saw a dentist? Is that why he was so irritable when Luke crashed in his swamp?

 

Wasn't it just because he couldn't have Jedi temple meals?

 

Did they have a cafeteria at the Jedi temple?

 

How would we know?

 

Wouldn't there be sources that say?

 

What kind of sources?

 

The Jedi Apprentice books?

 

Are they available?

 

Didn't you know I have half a dozen-ish?

 

Are they still available in bookstores, though?

 

Won't they turn up in used book shops eventually?

 

If all else fails, couldn't you use ebay?

 

Wouldn't it be better to bootleg it?

 

Why would it be better?

 

Cuz it's fun to be a pirate?

 

Are you a pirate?

 

Don't you mean, "Arrrre you a pirate?"

 

What if I asked what I meant to ask?

 

Then we'd be askin' ye if'n ye'd rather be keel-hauled er walk th' plank, so what's it t' be, y' lily-livered monkey-buggerin' codwalloper?

 

How about neither?