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Are you talking about assonance or homonyms?

 

Don't you know?

 

No? (See what I did there?)

 

What if we didn't see what you did there?

 

What if everyone saw what he did there?

 

Including Captain Obvious?

 

Have I missed Captain Obvious participating in this discussion?

 

Is it even possible to miss Captain Obvious?

 

Why, have you seen him/her (don't want to discriminate, women can be captains too)?

 

Wouldn't missing captain Obvious be so ironic, then?

 

Do you know what's really ironic?

 

Would you take my inability to answer with a simple yes in this thread as evidence that I don't know what is ironic?

 

What's the matter, did it rain on your wedding day?

 

Are you trying to give me an example of coincidence?

 

Are there such examples available?

 

What about the one Sarge gave?

 

I think he means other examples?

 

Are examples even helpful?

 

Certainly the would be to certain people?

 

(Sorry all, my internets were having problems but I swear I only clicked the button twice..)

 

It's not you, it's the boards?

 

See?

 

How long do we have to put up with these board issues?

 

How long have you already put up with board issues?

 

Two or three days?

 

Is it two or three?

 

What, you think I can see the future?