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Discussion in 'Community' started by JoinTheSchwarz , Oct 24, 2003.

  1. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz Former Head Admin star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling towards you. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?

     
  2. Raincloud

    Raincloud Jedi Knight star 5

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    You're thirsty and a mean mean person.
    omg@!
     
  3. WMCoolmon

    WMCoolmon Jedi Padawan star 4

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    It's screaming at me and my ears hurt. :(
     
  4. deltron_zero

    deltron_zero Jedi Master star 6

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    Feb 1, 2002
    Because... I'm a replicant? :_|
     
  5. somedevil

    somedevil Jedi Youngling

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    Oct 10, 2003
    A tortoise can't be found in the desert.
     
  6. Gandalf the Grey

    Gandalf the Grey Jedi Knight star 6

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    I'm a mean person and I hate turtles. :mad:
     
  7. carmenite42

    carmenite42 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jul 21, 2003
    Whatya means, I'm not helping?
     
  8. Raincloud

    Raincloud Jedi Knight star 5

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    somedevil - smarty pants.
     
  9. jawajames

    jawajames Former RSA // stawars.com contributor star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    isn't the correct answer: What's a tortoise?
     
  10. Darth_Duck

    Darth_Duck Chosen One star 5

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    Oct 13, 2000
    I'm a jerk.
     
  11. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz Former Head Admin star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    //writes down notes

    Okay, next question. You've got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?

     
  12. carmenite42

    carmenite42 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    what's a killing jar?
     
  13. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz Former Head Admin star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    A-ha.

    You're watching television. Suddenly you realize there's a wasp crawling on your arm.
     
  14. jedi-mind-trick

    jedi-mind-trick VIP star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  15. Darth_Duck

    Darth_Duck Chosen One star 5

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    start flapping my arm wildly running around shouting "Auuuuuuugh"
     
  16. Thraxwhirl

    Thraxwhirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    It's late. You're on the JC. There's a powercut. How do you survive 'til morning?
     
  17. Raincloud

    Raincloud Jedi Knight star 5

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    Back away slowly.
     
  18. Everton

    Everton Chosen One star 10

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    Sleep.
     
  19. Dagobah1234

    Dagobah1234 Jedi Knight star 5

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    Nov 28, 2002
    You need to eat it, but you can't kill it any other way.
     
  20. Darth Mulacki

    Darth Mulacki Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    cause i dont give a damn
     
  21. jawajames

    jawajames Former RSA // stawars.com contributor star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    ok pop quiz hotshot, there's a terrorist at the airport holding a hostage, trying to back out to a plane. what do you do? what do you do?
     
  22. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz Former Head Admin star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Shoot the hostage. Take her out of the equation. Go for the good wound and he can't get to the plane with her. Clear shot!
     
  23. Gandalf the Grey

    Gandalf the Grey Jedi Knight star 6

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    May 14, 2000
    I'm a Republican?
     
  24. Lobot_Omy

    Lobot_Omy Moderator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Send the wasp back to England.

    Edit:

    You're in a car that has enough room only for 1 extra person and you see a girl you'd really like to spend the rest of your life with, your bestest of friends, and a guy in a lot of pain needing to go to a hospital. You can only take one of them with you. What do you do?
     
  25. MoonChild

    MoonChild Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Sep 14, 2003
    If I were a guy, I'd say take the girl, cause guys can be real jerks.