ANSWERS (lots of answers)

hello housemates. this is the answers thread. ANSWERS answers answers.

below are the 50 questions that you all proposed.

if EVERY housemate answers EVERY question, you will ALL win colours.

if anything but the above takes place, not only will you not win anything, but you will have to nominate for EVICTION in another RANDOM NOMINATIONS. if this RANDOM NOMINATIONS takes place, you will only have to pick one person and one person only.

you have 48 hours to complete this task.

starting... now.

-BB

QUESTIONS:

1. why is the sky blue?
2. what color is your underwear?
3. what color is your bed sheets?
4. would you eat yellow snow?
5. Do you like nachos?
6. How many televisions do you have in your house/apt/cardboard box?
7. The answer to this question is false, correct?
8. What is your favorite season?
9. Is the prize we win going to suck?
10. What should my next comic be about?

11. how do I get out of this chicken**** outfit?
12. What is the Central Dogma of Molecular Biology?
13. What sound makes and electron when it falls to the floor?
14. Does this game include intruders?
15. Would you like your pet to marry another gay pet?
16. What do you think about Spain?
17. Your ship is on course 000, speed 10 kts when you gain a submerged contact, bearing 030 drawing to the right at 2 degrees per min. Sonar classifies the contact as an Akula Class submarine. All your tubes are loaded and ready with all respects. Describe your actions.
18. How do sesame seeds stick to buns?
19. What is a sesame?
20. If refried beans are so great, why not try fried beans and not waste time refrying them?

21. Where is your god now?
22. Did Brian totally cheat at tag or what?
23. Which housemate would you French kiss and why not me?
24. You're inside an Akula class submarine. You're told a ship crewed by Star Wars nerds is in target. What would you do?
25. Are you for or against global warming?
26. Have you ever seen an UFO, ghost or living Elvis?
27. Where do calculators go when they die?
28. Why do birds suddenly appear?
29. What's the first thing you do when you get home from work of an evening?
30. If I phrase this statement as a question, will it count towards the 50 questions?

31. Given that God is infinite, and that the Universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted tea-cake?
32. Is it the years, or the mileage?
33. Why do so many people in Census give quite terrible films (POTC:3, Transformers) high marks?
34. To the best of your knowledge, do you snore?
35. Stargate SG-1 sucks, right?
36. WCDYSATGOT?
37. PT or OT, and why?
38. Having fun in here?
39. If not, why not?
40. Outside of SW, what is your favourite film, please? (One choice only)

41. Dani can finish the quote below, can you?
42. so can we ask questions?
43. How would you like me to kill you?
44. Why do you love me?
45. If you could kick my ass, would you?
46. Why have I not bathed today?
47. Do you have to pee?
48. What do chickens think we taste like?
49. Whatever happened to the first 6 UPs before 7UP took off?
50. Do you think pride tastes good, considering how often we're asked to swallow ours?

 

QUESTIONS:

1. why is the sky blue?
2. what color is your underwear?
3. what color is your bed sheets?
4. would you eat yellow snow?
5. Do you like nachos?
6. How many televisions do you have in your house/apt/cardboard box?
7. The answer to this question is false, correct?
8. What is your favorite season?
9. Is the prize we win going to suck?
10. What should my next comic be about?

11. how do I get out of this chicken**** outfit?
12. What is the Central Dogma of Molecular Biology?
13. What sound makes and electron when it falls to the floor?
14. Does this game include intruders?
15. Would you like your pet to marry another gay pet?
16. What do you think about Spain?
17. Your ship is on course 000, speed 10 kts when you gain a submerged contact, bearing 030 drawing to the right at 2 degrees per min. Sonar classifies the contact as an Akula Class submarine. All your tubes are loaded and ready with all respects. Describe your actions.
18. How do sesame seeds stick to buns?
19. What is a sesame?
20. If refried beans are so great, why not try fried beans and not waste time refrying them?

21. Where is your god now?
22. Did Brian totally cheat at tag or what?
23. Which housemate would you French kiss and why not me?
24. You're inside an Akula class submarine. You're told a ship crewed by Star Wars nerds is in target. What would you do?
25. Are you for or against global warming?
26. Have you ever seen an UFO, ghost or living Elvis?
27. Where do calculators go when they die?
28. Why do birds suddenly appear?
29. What's the first thing you do when you get home from work of an evening?
30. If I phrase this statement as a question, will it count towards the 50 questions?

31. Given that God is infinite, and that the Universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted tea-cake?
32. Is it the years, or the mileage?
33. Why do so many people in Census give quite terrible films (POTC:3, Transformers) high marks?
34. To the best of your knowledge, do you snore?
35. Stargate SG-1 sucks, right?
36. WCDYSATGOT?
37. PT or OT, and why?
38. Having fun in here?
39. If not, why not?
40. Outside of SW, what is your favourite film, please? (One choice only)

41. Dani can finish the quote below, can you?

"The whole life-of-a-single-guy thing. You meet someone, you have the
safe lunch, you decide you like each other enough to move on to dinner. You go dancing, you do the white-man's over-bite, go back to her place, you have sex and the minute you're finished you know what goes through your mind? How long do I have to..............?"

42. so can we ask questions?
43. How would you like me to kill you?
44. Why do you love me?
45. If you could kick my ass, would you?
46. Why have I not bathed today?
47. Do you have to pee?
48. What do chickens think we taste like?
49. Whatever happened to the first 6 UPs before 7UP took off?
50. Do you think pride tastes good, considering how often we're asked to swallow ours?


Updated to include the quote that Dani would remember, but that BB forgot!




-JR

 

1. why is the sky blue?
-because light bends.
2. what color is your underwear?
-white, but not tight
3. what color is your bed sheets?
-blue
4. would you eat yellow snow?
-no
5. Do you like nachos?
-yes
6. How many televisions do you have in your house/apt/cardboard box?
-one
7. The answer to this question is false, correct?
-inconceivable!
8. What is your favorite season?
-Fall
9. Is the prize we win going to suck?
-maybe
10. What should my next comic be about?
-epic

11. how do I get out of this chicken**** outfit?
-unzip the zipper
12. What is the Central Dogma of Molecular Biology?
-The central dogma of molecular biology deals with the detailed residue-by-residue transfer of sequential information. It states that such information cannot be transferred from protein to either protein or nucleic acid.
13. What sound makes and electron when it falls to the floor?
-if this question was in real English, I'd say "phoosh".
14. Does this game include intruders?
-yes
15. Would you like your pet to marry another gay pet?
-fish don't seem inclined to marry.
16. What do you think about Spain?
-I like it just where it is. I wouldn't move it an inch.
17. Your ship is on course 000, speed 10 kts when you gain a submerged contact, bearing 030 drawing to the right at 2 degrees per min. Sonar classifies the contact as an Akula Class submarine. All your tubes are loaded and ready with all respects. Describe your actions.
-increase speed to 100kts and change course to bearing 090
18. How do sesame seeds stick to buns?
-snuffalupagus saliva
19. What is a sesame?
-Ernie and Bert
20. If refried beans are so great, why not try fried beans and not waste time refrying them?
-the do, the first time. I always get the fried beans.

21. Where is your god now?
-Florida
22. Did Brian totally cheat at tag or what?
-no
23. Which housemate would you French kiss and why not me?
-pretty much any of them BUT you.
24. You're inside an Akula class submarine. You're told a ship crewed by Star Wars nerds is in target. What would you do?
-play the imperial march on the speakers.
25. Are you for or against global warming?
-for. I'd hate to see another ice age.
26. Have you ever seen an UFO, ghost or living Elvis?
-I've seen a UFO, heard a ghost, but not Elvis.
27. Where do calculators go when they die?
-TANzania
28. Why do birds suddenly appear?
-artificial worm-induced invisibility.
29. What's the first thing you do when you get home from work of an evening?
-put away the lunchbox and kiss my wife.
30. If I phrase this statement as a question, will it count towards the 50 questions?
-obviously.

31. Given that God is infinite, and that the Universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted tea-cake?
-might as well.
32. Is it the years, or the mileage?
-the mileage. It can sit for years in a cave and still be fine except for the tires.
33. Why do so many people in Census give quite terrible films (POTC:3, Transformers) high marks?
-low expectations.
34. To the best of your knowledge, do you snore?
-yes.
35. Stargate SG-1 sucks, right?
-yes.
36. WCDYSATGOT?
-yes.
37. PT or OT, and why?
-OT because my kids can watch them with me.
38. Having fun in here?
-yes.
39. If not, why not?
-I said YES, what more do you want fr

 

Okay suckas, get at it!

1. why is the sky blue?
There's a reason I left Physics, so I'm answering: "because it reflects the sea, huh?"
2. what color is your underwear?
White.
3. what color is your bed sheets?
Blue
4. would you eat yellow snow?
No.
5. Do you like nachos?
Yes, they're great.
6. How many televisions do you have in your house/apt/cardboard box?
One, and a bad one at that.
7. The answer to this question is false, correct?
Maybe.
8. What is your favorite season?
Summer!
9. Is the prize we win going to suck?
Colors are cute. Just ask any mod out here.
10. What should my next comic be about?
You should start parodying some webcomics.
11. how do I get out of this chicken**** outfit?
You can't; sorry, Jules.
12. What is the Central Dogma of Molecular Biology?
That's the place where the Lance of Longinus and Lillith are hidden [/geek]
13. What sound makes and electron when it falls to the floor?
"Splotch"
14. Does this game include intruders?
Yes, it does. TOOOOOM, answer to these questions!
15. Would you like your pet to marry another gay pet?
Yes, lesbian hamsters are all the rage.
16. What do you think about Spain?
It's a cool place. Seriously.
17. Your ship is on course 000, speed 10 kts when you gain a submerged contact, bearing 030 drawing to the right at 2 degrees per min. Sonar classifies the contact as an Akula Class submarine. All your tubes are loaded and ready with all respects. Describe your actions.
I swim.
18. How do sesame seeds stick to buns?
Instant glue.
19. What is a sesame?
A small mammal from Borneo. And sesame seeds are... ew...
20. If refried beans are so great, why not try fried beans and not waste time refrying them?
Sorry, but refried beans are awful. Remove yourself from my presence now.
21. Where is your god now?
Upstairs, getting dressed.
22. Did Brian totally cheat at tag or what?
YES.
23. Which housemate would you French kiss and why not me?
Jules, of course, because she's totally hot and I fancy dying at the hands of her fiance. And yes, why not me??
24. You're inside an Akula class submarine. You're told a ship crewed by Star Wars nerds is in target. What would you do?
I keep on swimming.
25. Are you for or against global warming?
Pro. Every good thinking American citizen is, right?
26. Have you ever seen an UFO, ghost or living Elvis?
No, sorry.
27. Where do calculators go when they die?
They go to the 7x10² Heaven.
28. Why do birds suddenly appear?
Teleportation.
29. What's the first thing you do when you get home from work of an evening?
I take my shoes off.
30. If I phrase this statement as a question, will it count towards the 50 questions?
I hope so!
31. Given that God is infinite, and that the Universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted tea-cake?
Yes please, but hold the Celestial Jerusalem.
32. Is it the years, or the mileage?
The mileage. Indy wouldn't lie to me.
33. Why do so many people in Census give quite terrible films (POTC:3, Transformers) high marks?
Most of them they were atracted here by TPM and AOTC. What do you expect?
34. To the best of your knowledge, do you snore?
I don't.
35. Stargate SG-1 sucks, right?
It's kinda meh.
36. WCDYSATGOT?
MDBHNJ
37. PT or OT, and why?
The OT. They're fun adventures with a strong emotional charge. Also, no Jake Lloyd.
38. Having fun in here?
Yes, I am! I don't know if I want to go back to the JCC!
39. If not, why not?
n/a
40. Outside of SW, what is your favourite film, please? (One choice only)
Trainspotting.
41. Dani can finish the quote below, can you?
No.
42. so can we ask questions?
You can stop acting dumb, Sam. It's not funny anymore.
43. How would you like me to kill you?
With love.
44. Why do you love me?
Your money.

 

QUESTIONS and ANSWERS:

1. why is the sky blue?
- because it has good sense.

2. what color is your underwear?
- beige.

3. what color are your bed sheets?
- I changed an 'is' to an 'are'. Blue.

4. would you eat yellow snow?
- no.

5. Do you like nachos?
- no.

6. How many televisions do you have in your house/apt/cardboard box?
- three.

7. The answer to this question is false, correct?
- inaffirmative.

8. What is your favorite season?
- the football season.

9. Is the prize we win going to suck?
- to a degree, yes. The honour will be in the victory.

10. What should my next comic be about?
- Roper and Ignant falling in love.

11. how do I get out of this chicken**** outfit?
- frontage first.

12. What is the Central Dogma of Molecular Biology?
- female dogs are called bitches.

13. What sound makes and electron when it falls to the floor?
- a discernable 'lol'.

14. Does this game include intruders?
- not at this moment in time.

15. Would you like your pet to marry another gay pet?
- I'm pretty sure my pet is gay.

16. What do you think about Spain?
- Mikel Arteta.

17. Your ship is on course 000, speed 10 kts when you gain a submerged contact, bearing 030 drawing to the right at 2 degrees per min. Sonar classifies the contact as an Akula Class submarine. All your tubes are loaded and ready with all respects. Describe your actions.
- I would quickly log on to the JC and PM Souderwan for advice.

18. How do sesame seeds stick to buns?
- the bun exerts a gravitational field.

19. What is a sesame?
- a small spacecraft from another (equally small) planet sent to investigate the bun.

20. If refried beans are so great, why not try fried beans and not waste time refrying them?
- I don't know, I'm afraid. I don't eat beans.

21. Where is your god now?
- cavorting with Maude Flanders.

22. Did Brian totally cheat at tag or what?
- I wasn't watching all th time, so it's possible, yeah.

23. Which housemate would you French kiss and why not me?
- I can't remember who asked this question.

24. You're inside an Akula class submarine. You're told a ship crewed by Star Wars nerds is in target. What would you do?
- I would ask Tom Paris to pilot us the hell outta there.

25. Are you for or against global warming?
- against.

26. Have you ever seen an UFO, ghost or living Elvis?
- no, no, no. I've seen peculiar things, which somewould describe as a ghost, but I'm not prepared to place any such interpretation on the phenomena.

27. Where do calculators go when they die?
- Silicon Heaven.

28. Why do birds suddenly appear?
- multiple wormholes.

29. What's the first thing you do when you get home from work of an evening?
- take one pace across the threshold.

30. If I phrase this statement as a question, will it count towards the 50 questions?
- yes.

31. Given that God is infinite, and that the Universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted tea-cake?
- that's another bready question.

32. Is it the years, or the mileage?
- It depends if Indy IV is any good.

33. Why do so many people in Census give quite terrible films (POTC:3, Transformers) high marks?
- it doesn't take much to please most people.

34. To the best of your knowledge, do you snore?
- I don't snore. But I do talk in my sleep.

35. Stargate SG-1 sucks, right?
- absolutely it does.

36. WCDYSATGOT?
- ATS, FFPTP.

37. PT or OT, and why?
- OT, because they're full of creative people operating at the peak of their powers. The PT cannot boast that, Lucas being the most glaring example. However, I do enjoy the PT.

38. Having fun in here?
- it varies from yes, to sorta.

39. If not, why not?
- n/a. I'm not not having fun.

40. Outside of SW, what is your favourite film, please? (One choice only)
- Hunt for The Red October.

41. Dani can finish the quote below, can you?

"The whole life-of-a-single-guy thing. You meet someone, you have the safe lunch, you decide you like each other

 

1. why is the sky blue?
Because even Meenies go to Heaven

2. what color is your underwear?
Calvin Klein white. Always.

3. what color is your bed sheets?
Whiter than white

4. would you eat yellow snow?
On your bike

5. Do you like nachos?
I prefer tacos

6. How many televisions do you have in your house/apt/cardboard box?
Two

7. The answer to this question is false, correct?
Jellyfish

8. What is your favorite season?
The moment when Summer decides it fancies being Autumn now.

9. Is the prize we win going to suck?
Colours never suck.

10. What should my next comic be about?
Juli Wuli's secret love for Jay Jay

11. how do I get out of this chicken**** outfit?
Come here and let me unzip you...

12. What is the Central Dogma of Molecular Biology?
Who cares? Let's get biological under my sheets!

13. What sound makes and electron when it falls to the floor?
"Sorry! I slipped out again."

14. Does this game include intruders?
Verily so it does.

15. Would you like your pet to marry another gay pet?
As long as they are happy together.

16. What do you think about Spain?
I love Rioja. I love Chorizo. I love Dave. QED.

17. Your ship is on course 000, speed 10 kts when you gain a submerged contact, bearing 030 drawing to the right at 2 degrees per min. Sonar classifies the contact as an Akula Class submarine. All your tubes are loaded and ready with all respects. Describe your actions.
**yawn** Huh..huh...I'm sorry, what?!

18. How do sesame seeds stick to buns?
Pritt Stick

19. What is a sesame?
A mythical ninja.

20. If refried beans are so great, why not try fried beans and not waste time refrying them?[/color]
Because they are RE-fried, silly.

21. Where is your god now?
Inside me. Inside you.

22. Did Brian totally cheat at tag or what?
But of course. However, he did it with STYLE!!

23. Which housemate would you French kiss and why not me?
The very sexy Miss Juli Wuli - I have plans for Tiffany on question 43. Your moustache. Although if we were drunk and you dared me....

24. You're inside an Akula class submarine. You're told a ship crewed by Star Wars nerds is in target. What would you do?
Tell them to close it up. That we're going in and we're going in full throttle. And that that ought to keep those fighters off our back. If they start bleating some **** about whether at that speed we'll be able to pull out in time, then tell 'em: IT'LL BE JUST LIKE BEGGARS CANYON BACK HOME!!!!!

25. Are you for or against global warming?
I am for solving the problem.

26. Have you ever seen an UFO, ghost or living Elvis?
I saw the ghost of Elvis taking off in a UFO. Does that count?

27. Where do calculators go when they die?
58008 (turn number upside down)

28. Why do birds suddenly appear?
Because I entered the room.

29. What's the first thing you do when you get home from work of an evening?
Pour a glass of wine. Or have a big ****.

30. If I phrase this statement as a question, will it count towards the 50 questions?
Affirmative Captain!

31. Given that God is infinite, and that the Universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted tea-cake?
Mmmmmmmmm toasted teeeeeaaaa cakes!

32. Is it the years, or the mileage?
It is the girth of your wisdom and what you do with it.

33. Why do so many people in Census give quite terrible films (POTC:3, Transformers) high marks?
They are thick people o

 

1. why is the sky blue?

Two possibilities. 1) Because light refracts in the atmosphere. As it does so, most lower spectrums of energy (infrared, red, orange, etc) get absorbed high in the atmosphere. The new, diffuse light that is left over is primarily blues, violet, and ultraviolet which are not absorbed by the atmosphere. That light is what escapes and makes it to our eyes. 2) Everton is the sky. *shrug* one of those.

2. what color is your underwear?

Black. No tighty-whities for me.

3. what color is your bed sheets?

Currently, I?ve got black satin sheets with a navy blue silken quilt.

4. would you eat yellow snow?

Well, not all yellow snow is due to pee. That said, nuff said.

5. Do you like nachos?

Empty carbs. No thank you. I do like pretzels, though.

6. How many televisions do you have in your house/apt/cardboard box?

Four. Three that I actually use.

7. The answer to this question is false, correct?

uninevitably

8. What is your favorite season?

Spring.

9. Is the prize we win going to suck?

A return to my black and magenta colors will not suck.

10. What should my next comic be about?

Jay Jay?s secret love for Bri-Bri.

11. how do I get out of this chicken**** outfit?

You need a spoon, a cup, and a lot of patience. Let me know when you have all of the above.

12. What is the Central Dogma of Molecular Biology?

I had some snarky comment planned, but I actually went and looked it up. Thanks for that. I like learning new things. I had no idea there was such a thing as the central dogma of molecular biology.

13. What sound makes and electron when it falls to the floor?

It emits light. So the sound is just like a blaster, only really really quiet.

14. Does this game include intruders?

Indeed. And it?s always more fun when it does.

15. Would you like your pet to marry another gay pet?

If my pet could express the desire to marry another pet (of whatever gender), then it?s sentient enough to make its own decisions and I wouldn?t factor in the situation.

16. What do you think about Spain?

I?ve been to Rota. That was fun. Alas, I didn?t know Dave at the time, or I suspect it would have been even more fun. Anyway, Spain?s cool, though not exactly Norway.

17. Your ship is on course 000, speed 10 kts when you gain a submerged contact, bearing 030 drawing to the right at 2 degrees per min. Sonar classifies the contact as an Akula Class submarine. All your tubes are loaded and ready with all respects. Describe your actions.

Come left to course 330. Launch one Mk 48 ADCAP from the starboard nest on an intercept course with the Akula. Immediately launch countermeasures and go to ahead flank.

18. How do sesame seeds stick to buns?

There are adhesives on the side of the sesame. There?s an entire stick-sesame-seeds-to-buns industry. Unions and automation are killing it though.

19. What is a sesame?

We?d know if we let the poor seeds grow up! As it is, all we know is that a sesame is something we use to open stuff.

20. If refried beans are so great, why not try fried beans and not waste time refrying them?

I?ve tried fried beans and refried beans. I must admit that the refried beans are better. I?ve answered my own question.

21. Where is your god now?

I don?t know about yours, but mine is laughing out loud at these questions.[/

 

1. why is the sky blue?
- Because I made it that way.

2. what color is your underwear?
- Pink.

3. what color is your bed sheets?
- White.

4. would you eat yellow snow?
- Never.

5. Do you like nachos?
- Only had them once and they were alright.

6. How many televisions do you have in your house/apt/cardboard box?
- 4

7. The answer to this question is false, correct?
- What?

8. What is your favorite season?
- Summer.

9. Is the prize we win going to suck?
- Yes.

10. What should my next comic be about?
- Me.

11. how do I get out of this chicken**** outfit?
- What???

12. What is the Central Dogma of Molecular Biology?
- My arse.

13. What sound makes and electron when it falls to the floor?
- Ummmm

14. Does this game include intruders?
- Yes

15. Would you like your pet to marry another gay pet?
- Yes I would be proud

16. What do you think about Spain?
- Conquistadors!!!!!

17. Your ship is on course 000, speed 10 kts when you gain a submerged contact, bearing 030 drawing to the right at 2 degrees per min. Sonar classifies the contact as an Akula Class submarine. All your tubes are loaded and ready with all respects. Describe your actions.
- Stick the ready tubes up your ass.

18. How do sesame seeds stick to buns?
- They don't. That's why I hate those kind of buns.

19. What is a sesame?
-A seed

20. If refried beans are so great, why not try fried beans and not waste time refrying them?
- Lame.

21. Where is your god now?
- He never existed in the first place.

22. Did Brian totally cheat at tag or what?
- Yes.

23. Which housemate would you French kiss and why not me?
- None of the housemates.

24. You're inside an Akula class submarine. You're told a ship crewed by Star Wars nerds is in target. What would you do?
- You may fire when ready.

25. Are you for or against global warming?
- Against.

26. Have you ever seen an UFO, ghost or living Elvis?
- No.

27. Where do calculators go when they die?
- Care a lot.

28. Why do birds suddenly appear?
- They don't

29. What's the first thing you do when you get home from work of an evening?
- Eat, because I usually haven't eaten that day

30. If I phrase this statement as a question, will it count towards the 50 questions?
-Yes

31. Given that God is infinite, and that the Universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted tea-cake?
- Only if it was infinite

32. Is it the years, or the mileage?
- Years

33. Why do so many people in Census give quite terrible films (POTC:3, Transformers) high marks?
- Because they do.

34. To the best of your knowledge, do you snore?
-I don't

35. Stargate SG-1 sucks, right?
- Never saw it

36. WCDYSATGOT?
- Dunno what it means

37. PT or OT, and why?
- This reminds me of a myspace survey

38. Having fun in here?
-no

39. If not, why not?
- because I don't like interrogations

40. Outside of SW, what is your favourite film, please? (One choice only)
- cabinet of dr caligari

41. Dani can finish the quote below, can you?
- no

42. so can we ask questions?
- no.

43. How would you like me to kill you?
- a poisonous pheasant

44. Why do you love me?
- your penis

45. If you could kick my ass, would you?
-yes

46. Why have I not bathed today?
- I just did

47. Do you have to pee?
-no

48. What do chickens think we taste like?
- they don't think

49. Whatever happened to the first 6 UPs before 7UP took off?
- what is 7up?

50. Do you think pride tastes good, considering how often we're asked to swallow ours?
-yes

 

*faints*

 

*faints*

 

I was hoping you'd revive me.

 

*arranges unconscious housemates into suggestive positions*

Hehehehehe...

 

**take pictures of said housemates in said positions**

Hehehe...


-JR

 

Such wonderful friends we have here, eh, Chris?

 

*opens eyes*

*wonders how to pass this off as an accident*

 

It is for your own good, Bri.

You wouldn't want all the people fighting over you for a date to NOT have all the information would you?!

Would you?!


-JR

 

1. why is the sky blue?

because of moister in the air and the reflection of the moister in the air.

2. what color is your underwear?

blue

3. what color is your bed sheets?

blue and white petals

4. would you eat yellow snow?

no thanks

5. Do you like nachos?

YES!

6. How many televisions do you have in your house/apt/cardboard box?

4

7. The answer to this question is false, correct?

sure

8. What is your favorite season?

winter

9. Is the prize we win going to suck?

nope

10. What should my next comic be about?

asg

11. how do I get out of this chicken**** outfit?

easily

12. What is the Central Dogma of Molecular Biology?

deals with the detailed residue-by-residue transfer of sequential information.

13. What sound makes and electron when it falls to the floor?

a loud one.

14. Does this game include intruders?

yes

15. Would you like your pet to marry another gay pet?

what ever would make my pets happy would make me happy.

16. What do you think about Spain?

I think its a nice country with good food.

17. Your ship is on course 000, speed 10 kts when you gain a submerged contact, bearing 030 drawing to the right at 2 degrees per min. Sonar classifies the contact as an Akula Class submarine. All your tubes are loaded and ready with all respects. Describe your actions.

Not fire.

18. How do sesame seeds stick to buns?

with the help of a basting the bread with a liquid and then topping the seeds with it.

19. What is a sesame?

its a seed

20. If refried beans are so great, why not try fried beans and not waste time refrying them?

i dunno.

21. Where is your god now?

upstairs

22. Did Brian totally cheat at tag or what?

i guess, i couldnt play.

23. Which housemate would you French kiss and why not me?

OBI WAN JR. I wouldnt french kiss you because i dont know you.

24. You're inside an Akula class submarine. You're told a ship crewed by Star Wars nerds is in target. What would you do?

Not fire.

25. Are you for or against global warming?

I am against it.

26. Have you ever seen an UFO, ghost or living Elvis?

nope

27. Where do calculators go when they die?

To your mom

28. Why do birds suddenly appear?

because they are everywhere!

29. What's the first thing you do when you get home from work of an evening?

sit down.

30. If I phrase this statement as a question, will it count towards the 50 questions?'

maybe, it depends.

31. Given that God is infinite, and that the Universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted tea-cake?

yes please!

32. Is it the years, or the mileage?

mileage.

33. Why do so many people in Census give quite terrible films (POTC:3, Transformers) high marks?

because its a bunch of people trying to raise their post count
34. To the best of your knowledge, do you snore?

i think so.

35. Stargate SG-1 sucks, right?

sure.

36. WCDYSATGOT?

sure

37. PT or OT, and why?

OT because its not the PT

38. Having fun in here?

yes

39. If not, why not?

i am having fun!

40. Outside of SW, what is your favourite film, please? (One choice only)

Right now its Little Miss Sunshine.

41. Dani can finish the quote below, can you?

dani finish it!

42. so can we ask questions?

yes.

43. How would you like me to kill you?

but i dont want you to do that.

44. Why do you love me?

well since i dont know you, i dont know.

45. If you could kick my ass, would you?

no

46. Why have I not bathed today?

I dont know, but you should bathe.

47. Do you have to pee?
not now

48. What do chickens think we taste like?

like beef

49. Whatever happened to the first 6 UPs before 7UP took off?

they were killed

50. Do you think pride tastes good, considering how often we're asked to swallow ours?

i think it tastes good.

 

Good point, Jay. Chris. Don't worry. No one would ever doubt my sexuality.

 

*phew*

*doesn't move*

 

el oh ell!

 

1. why is the sky blue?
- why not

2. what color is your underwear?
-blue and pink

3. what color is your bed sheets?
-beige

4. would you eat yellow snow?
-no

5. Do you like nachos?
-yes

6. How many televisions do you have in your house/apt/cardboard box?
- one

7. The answer to this question is false, correct?
- I'm positive

8. What is your favorite season?
-fall

9. Is the prize we win going to suck?
- I'm positive

10. What should my next comic be about?
- The secret of life

11. how do I get out of this chicken**** outfit?
-try spinning

12. What is the Central Dogma of Molecular Biology?
- DNA (transcription)-> RNA (translation)-> protein

13. What sound makes and electron when it falls to the floor?
- Planck!

14. Does this game include intruders?
-yes

15. Would you like your pet to marry another gay pet?
-whatever makes my pet happy

16. What do you think about Spain?
-it's far and it's sunny and i've never been there, joder!

17. Your ship is on course 000, speed 10 kts when you gain a submerged contact, bearing 030 drawing to the right at 2 degrees per min. Sonar classifies the contact as an Akula Class submarine. All your tubes are loaded and ready with all respects. Describe your actions.
- Cry like a little girl

18. How do sesame seeds stick to buns?
- By God's will

19. What is a sesame?
- the plant that comes out from the sesame seed, duh (or a Brassicaceae)

20. If refried beans are so great, why not try fried beans and not waste time refrying them?
- it's the second fry what makes them great and greasy and why do you question refried beans

21. Where is your god now?
- in the loo

22. Did Brian totally cheat at tag or what?
- nah, he's just a nerd

23. Which housemate would you French kiss and why not me?
- whichever brushes their teeth better

24. You're inside an Akula class submarine. You're told a ship crewed by Star Wars nerds is in target. What would you do?
- point and laugh at them

25. Are you for or against global warming?
- against

26. Have you ever seen an UFO, ghost or living Elvis?
- I saw the ghost of Elvis riding an UFO

27. Where do calculators go when they die?
- to hell

28. Why do birds suddenly appear?
- because I said so

29. What's the first thing you do when you get home from work of an evening?
- take out my contacts, lol

30. If I phrase this statement as a question, will it count towards the 50 questions?
- yes

31. Given that God is infinite, and that the Universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted tea-cake?
- why yes, please

32. Is it the years, or the mileage?
-the mileage

33. Why do so many people in Census give quite terrible films (POTC:3, Transformers) high marks?
- because they suck

34. To the best of your knowledge, do you snore?
- no

35. Stargate SG-1 sucks, right?
- Espy's left ball, yeah

36. WCDYSATGOT?
-NIAWYC?

37. PT or OT, and why?
- PT, hawt tattoed short guy FTW

38. Having fun in here?
-sure

39. If not, why not?
- I said sure, now stop it

40. Outside of SW, what is your favourite film, please? (One choice only)
- GLADIATOR

41. Dani can finish the quote below, can you?
- no

42. so can we ask questions?
- absolutely

43. How would you like me to kill you?
- Sedate me with a good Merlot and then let me bleed in the hot tub. And write a song about me afterwards.

44. Why do you love me?
- why do you question my love

45. If you could kick my ass, would you?
- I may already have

46. Why have I not bathed today?
- because you're lonely

47. Do you have to pee?
-yes

48. What do chickens think we taste like?
- pebbles

49. Whatever happened to the first 6 UPs before 7UP took off?
- Espy drank them all, completely off the face of Earth.

50. Do you think pride tastes good, considering how often we're asked to swallow ours?
- Need more salt

 

Why must everything be BLACK with you? SMHATR!
And what was that comment about whities?

 

JULI, EVAN - YOUR ANSWERS ARE NOT YET HERE!!! IF YOU DO NOT GET THEM IN BEFORE LITTLE e CALLS TIME, THERE WILL BE ANOTHER RANDOM EVICTION!!!!

GET YOUR ARSES IN GEAR!!!!


PLEASE!!!




-JR

 

Yeah, hurry up the cakes!

 

Yes, you have less than 24 hrs to complete.