JCC Anti-Jokes

So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra.

 

ok, then what happened?

 

Robocop shot him with a fish gun.

 

so the guy didn't smell the bra and say, "hey wait a minute, were there some bubs in here at one point?" prompting the man standing nearby to say "highly likely, fellow citizen. but am i 100% certain about this? no i am not."?

 

That happened too I think. I don't remember. It all happened so fast. What have you heard?

 

i haven't heard anything, i'm just incredulous that my scenario might not have taken place.

 

Well shoot my Sally and call me dog! I'm really sorry sir. It most likely did, I just don't remember.

 

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because tarmac has no topsoil.

 

What did the five fingers say to the face!

 

A man walks into a bar...

...then goes home and beats his wife.

 

Why did the chicken cross the road? To limit exposure to potential predators.

 

A man walks into a bar, but it turns out to be a church. That doesn't stop him though since he's pretty hammered already. Terrible things happen.