Phx Anybody got 1 twin mattress

Oki, I have beds for everybody right now. But for my disasembled bed and it's trundle....apparently the mattresses are missing. Does anybody have 2 twin mattresses in good shap that they're looking to sell ?

 

I might have 1 which you may have providing you transport it away from this rock I'm fondly calling the Tatooine Wasteland (aka Tucson).

 

I still have one at Jeff & Julies i was planning on selling anyway.

 

I'll take that one Jeff.

Jada, I don't know how I'd get it up here though, neither car is equipped for that.

 

I left them in my other pants.

 

I'll toss them real hard and see if they land on your doorstep.

 

Whew...this thread is about MATTRESSES...

I think I'm going nuts or something because when I first read the title of this thread I SWEAR I saw:

Anybody got 2 twin MISTRESSES.

*Wipes forehead in relief*

 

That would certainly have made for a much more interesting thread

 

ROTLLMAO, WENCHIE

 

This pregnancy thing is seriously messing with my head. Today while I was talking to a nursing class buddy I said the following...

"Yah, I know that guy. I really lick him, he makes me laugh."

My friend Camille (who is about as pure as the driven snow) just stared at me in unbelief as I kept rattling on and on about our mutual friend. Before I knew it she was snorting with laughter and I was trying to figure out what she was smoking until she told me why.

Apparently I don't just enjoy my friends...I like to taste them as well.

 

Hey choad, can we pick up Bunny's mattress tomorrow night ? Dad gave me one tonight, so that's the only one I need now.

 

Apparently I don't just enjoy my friends...I like to taste them as well.

Salted or unsalted?

 

Salted, of course.

No wait...strike that.

Friends are better chocolate coated. Brings out the natural sweetness.

 

Oki, I'm still looking for 1 twin sized Mattress. Bunny, yours isn't a twin, it's a full.

 

Dooby ?