JCC Anyone Else Not Watching the Super Bowel?

I'm not a baseball fan, so I dont watch it.

What's your reason?

 

I'm allergic to broadcast television.

 

My brain damage from playing football made me forget it was on.

 

I am watching my dog walk around the house.

 

edens having her own super bowel movement probably

 

The only super bowls I understand are the ones with food in them.

 

I don't have a TV.

 

I don't want to watch terrible sports.

 

Not yet, but I just ate tacos so it is coming soon. I will make sure to take a picture for you.

 

Have the Patriots scored more down touches than the Patriots in the Superb Owl?

Stupid game, it really is. No scrums. No line outs. No chance of a haka. Just men in tights touching each other's bum and denying it's incredibly homoerotic.

 

I watched it once but found it completely baffling. Never tried again.

 

I'm a gay stereotype.

 

tight tights

 

If I can give English football a chance, Ender, maybe you can give the NFL a chance.



Probably not.

 

*sport

 

OK, an inaccurate stereotype, but a stereotype nonetheless.

 

I watched the first half. It was OK, but I'm not really cheering on either team, and the commercials didn't really make an impression. As usual, I called my Mom during halftime. I'm now watching Puppy Bowl XII; I watched Kitten Bowl III this afternoon.

 

I have been sanding my eyeballs and pouring lemon juice in them. It seemed like more fun than watching teh sportsball.

 

Don't forget to start with coarse sand paper and work your way down to fine.

 

It was terrible, so I'm continuing my BSG rewatch with my parents who haven't seen it.

 

There's stepping up, which you did, and which involves expanding one's horizons to try better things.

Then there's slumming it, which is completely a step backwards.

 

So I've done both?

 

No, Tunick, you've elevated. You've gone from the neckbearded to the metaphorically well groomed.

 

I definitely am not watching it. I just got back from having a great conversation with my aunt-figure.