Anyone for Tennis?

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Lord-Swag, Mar 16, 2001.

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  1. Lord-Swag Jedi Knight

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    I say, jolly nice weather we're not having, any one fancy stroking a few balls over the all weather courts??
  2. Commander Antilles Force Ghost

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    I might have known you wanted someone to play with your balls! :p
  3. Lord-Swag Jedi Knight

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    Dear boy, Its essesntial to have a partner, theres nothing to compare to the feeling of cat gut meeting a ball, or the feeling you get when it flies off
  4. Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Grand Master

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  5. Lord-Swag Jedi Knight

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    Pervert is a little harsh my dear!
    although absolutley true of course
  6. Commander Antilles Force Ghost

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    "Suck my chocolate salty balls...."
  7. Lord-Swag Jedi Knight

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    I would dear boy, but I have just eaten and if they are indeed that colour, then the pox is upon you and I fear for your life
  8. Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Grand Master

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    Is piacular a better word to use?
  9. Go-Get Beer Jedi Master

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    Golf is my more of my kind of sport. There is too much running around in tennis.
  10. Lord-Swag Jedi Knight

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    I would use the word liberated, much more evocative.

    And golf sir, is for cads and bounders
  11. Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Grand Master

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    I shall make an exception -- in your case, liberated it is!
  12. Lord-Swag Jedi Knight

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    Or perhaps it should be fruity!
  13. Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Grand Master

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    A liberated fruity is perfect.
  14. Go-Get Beer Jedi Master

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    You think so sir? Then try moving through full 18 holes with just one club and 2 balls! ;)
  15. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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  16. Lord-Swag Jedi Knight

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    'Tis but a good walk ruined
  17. Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Grand Master

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    Go-Get Beer, that must be exhausting.
  18. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    *bored...tired*...
  19. Commander Antilles Force Ghost

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    Why not play shuttlecock, Swag? You can always nick one of the shuttlecocks and put it down the front of your trousers. ;)
  20. Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Grand Master

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    Oooooo, now that sounds exciting.
  21. Lord-Swag Jedi Knight

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    Only the finest leather or duck down may wear against my skin
  22. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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  23. Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Grand Master

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    Poodu's not feeling well this morning. :(
  24. Lord-Swag Jedi Knight

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    ahhh, the gentleman indulged himself last night did he
  25. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    Not quite...I was in a real sport...karting! Out of 40 drivers, I came fourth..James beat me, the gimp...
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