Anyone for Tennis?

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Lord-Swag, Mar 16, 2001.

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  1. Lord-Swag Jedi Knight

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    ahhh hore and cart racing, a venerable sport indeed, I doff my weighty cap to you
  2. Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Grand Master

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  3. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    Sorry Soggy...only the big brass ones it takes to attempt a suicidal dive up the inside of a competitor...I had a titanic struggle with the dude in 3rd place in the final...12 laps of non-stop fighting for position...he had a better kart but was making loads of mistakes...I was being smooth but my kart had no power...very interesting battle...
    I also set the second fastest lap of the event and in the process beating James' best lap, which is a first for me!
  4. Lord-Swag Jedi Knight

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    Methinks Poodu is a champion in the making perhaps
  5. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    No way..I love me curries too much! ;) James is a real race winner...you should see him race! Doesn't give an inch and makes moves that would make you brick it...
  6. King_Ego Jedi Knight

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    //Suddenly a black stallion leaps over the 8ft ball net and rears in the centre court a dashing figure dressed in crimson velvet and black leather dismounts and rubs his itchy crotch..

    Hah..har

    Me thinks I found a scrubber last night...I swear she was a virgin...thats 12 this week..

    beat that swag!!
  7. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    It's funny that. Everyone who goes karting and doesn't win whines that they had the slow one! ;)
  8. Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Grand Master

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    Sounds exciting. Is there something you can do before the next race to make your kart have more power? :)
  9. Commander Antilles Force Ghost

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    I could suggest something based on the fact that Poodu loves curries. ;)
  10. Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Grand Master

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  11. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    *Poodu hides small bottle of nitro behind his back* no..nothing! ;)
    Alpha, you should try the karts where we race...some have bent track rods, meaning that to go down the straight you have to steer hard right, some have bald tyres, some have no pickup, some have bad brakes...last night I had one of each and the one with bald tyres was the one I set the second fastest lap in!

    It's very exciting, soggy! If only we could all do a JC-karting thing! Hey, Milton Keynes has an indoor track that we could go on when we do our meet-up in June/July?!! *hopeful*
  12. Lord-Swag Jedi Knight

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    heh hey Ego you tarte, greetings and salutations.

    I spent the night with the merry wives of Budleigh Salterton, each and every one of them, t'wont be soon afore I have offspring in ev'ry hamlet of this fine country.


  13. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    Budleigh?? Crikey, no wonder the place is full of mutants... ;)
  14. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    Yeah I know what ya mean poods.

    Down here in Essex we all put on our white socks and race down to Southend in our escort turbo's with Bass box's and huge Kenwood stickers. ;)


    Seriously, the last time I went Karting I crashed and broke it. I got nudged off the track by some **** (sorry Wormie but he was). I guess I found the funny side of it. After I healed :(
  15. Commander Antilles Force Ghost

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    Does anyone else think we should just shoot Swag and have done with it? I mean, look at the child support he's going to have to pay. It'd be a mercy killing!
  16. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    karting is cool and we should all have a go in a few months when we all meet up! heh heh!

    Here's a map of the Daytona track in Milton Keynes...

    http://www.daytona.co.uk/images/mklayout.jpg

    I'm not actually suggesting we use this one though as it costs £25 for just 15 laps!!!
  17. MomentOfTriumph Jedi Grand Master

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    A mercy killing bahhhhhh, Ishall flee the country, or better still, use my offspring as a private army...hmmmmmmm
  18. King_Ego Jedi Knight

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    Well I gave this young scuzz the old bean flicker...she was munching carpet till the cows came home...

    Now where's my ale!!
  19. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    [face_laugh]

    here we go again. Yesterday was bad enough!
  20. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    Surely the King doesn't drink ale?? Ale is a commoners beverage...surely brandy is the drink of choice at present?
  21. MomentOfTriumph Jedi Grand Master

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    //impersonating Lord-Swag//
    yes, bring us ale fine landlord, and plenty of it.

    my word the locals round here are rather like sandwiches dont you think Ego, inbred, what what what

  22. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    How come you ain't using the sock no more, MOT?
  23. Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Grand Master

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    LOL. :D

    This time I didn't splatter coffee on my monitor, but I did manage to choke on my sandwich.
  24. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    [homer]mmmmmmmmm sandwich[/homer]

    //goes to raid the office biscuit tin....
  25. Commander Antilles Force Ghost

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    Don't choke on your sandwich, Soggy!
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