Anyone for Tennis?

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Lord-Swag, Mar 16, 2001.

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  1. Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Grand Master

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  2. King_Ego Jedi Knight

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    *Psst MOT you're using the wrong name

    I'll drink what I want god dammit whether it's a fine port or some young harlot spreading her cheeks and giving the face the old drain the main vein...

    //thinks for a second

    Well if that's not enough to get the old gentleman out and give him a quick bout of Patsy Palmer and her five daughters then you're obviously only 'half' a man!!
  3. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    What the holy feck >>?!
  4. Lord-Swag Jedi Knight

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    slaps ego with glove

    you sir are nothing but a scoundrel, a duel i say to rectify this unjust slur on my self
  5. King_Ego Jedi Knight

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    A Duel!!!

    Spendid...and if one of us doesn't die..

    it will still be a bloody good laugh..

    //Pulls out sword

    on guard my good sir...lets see the size of your prick
  6. Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Grand Master

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    -- pulls up a rock and sits down to watch the upcoming duel --
  7. Lord-Swag Jedi Knight

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    //pulls out pistol

    verrily Ego, i dont play by the rules

    //starts taking pot shots at the cad.
  8. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    This should be fun.

    Who wants some popcorn?
  9. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    *Poodu nudges Soggy*..someone has watched Indiana Jones too much
  10. King_Ego Jedi Knight

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    //Ego stands his ground...every bullet misses or goes wide...

    Bah Swag..your either a lousy shot..or my good man..you're firing blanks..
  11. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    Now my work mates definately think I'm loosing it!

    LMAO! [face_laugh]
  12. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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  13. Commander Antilles Force Ghost

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    Swag and Ego are both Jaffas!
  14. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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  15. Lord-Swag Jedi Knight

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    \\pops a couple of rounds at CA for the slur
    Sir, you shall be loodied by my hand for that insult

    \\draws sword and approaches CA
  16. Commander Antilles Force Ghost

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  17. Commander Antilles Force Ghost

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    *shoots Swag between the eyes with his DL-44*
    *blows smoke from the muzzle*
  18. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    Now you're just getting silly...these threads are fun until then...
  19. Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Grand Master

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    LOL :D

    This is the best entertainment I've had all morning.

  20. Lord-Swag Jedi Knight

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  21. King_Ego Jedi Knight

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    Bah...leave him be Swag

    The peasant is a half-wit...he'll be in stocks before the day is out....

    Now you cad...lets dance the merry ballet of death..
  22. Lord-Swag Jedi Knight

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    have at theeeeeeeeee you curr!!
  23. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    *Poodu nudges cass and soggy* I wonder if this will turn into the Black Knight sketch from Holy Grail soon! ;)
  24. King_Ego Jedi Knight

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    Hah...

    //The clink of steel on steel. both duelist are extrodinary swordmen as they are womanising drinking cads..

    I says Swag is that a new blade you have there...It look's like it's meant for a lady..
  25. Lord-Swag Jedi Knight

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    Twas made by the blacksmith nuns of Wolverhampton, They prepared it whilst I was servicing them. Sharp as a razor and as strong as my chap at attention, and just as long.

    I say, you fight like a child what what what
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