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Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Lord-Swag, Mar 16, 2001.

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  1. Soggy-Ben Doggy

    Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Knight star 5

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    Too late -- already did.
     
  2. King_Ego

    King_Ego Jedi Youngling star 1

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    *Psst MOT you're using the wrong name

    I'll drink what I want god dammit whether it's a fine port or some young harlot spreading her cheeks and giving the face the old drain the main vein...

    //thinks for a second

    Well if that's not enough to get the old gentleman out and give him a quick bout of Patsy Palmer and her five daughters then you're obviously only 'half' a man!!
     
  3. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    What the holy feck >>?!
     
  4. Lord-Swag

    Lord-Swag Jedi Youngling star 1

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    slaps ego with glove

    you sir are nothing but a scoundrel, a duel i say to rectify this unjust slur on my self
     
  5. King_Ego

    King_Ego Jedi Youngling star 1

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    A Duel!!!

    Spendid...and if one of us doesn't die..

    it will still be a bloody good laugh..

    //Pulls out sword

    on guard my good sir...lets see the size of your prick
     
  6. Soggy-Ben Doggy

    Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Knight star 5

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    -- pulls up a rock and sits down to watch the upcoming duel --
     
  7. Lord-Swag

    Lord-Swag Jedi Youngling star 1

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    //pulls out pistol

    verrily Ego, i dont play by the rules

    //starts taking pot shots at the cad.
     
  8. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    This should be fun.

    Who wants some popcorn?
     
  9. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    *Poodu nudges Soggy*..someone has watched Indiana Jones too much
     
  10. King_Ego

    King_Ego Jedi Youngling star 1

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    //Ego stands his ground...every bullet misses or goes wide...

    Bah Swag..your either a lousy shot..or my good man..you're firing blanks..
     
  11. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Now my work mates definately think I'm loosing it!

    LMAO! [face_laugh]
     
  12. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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  13. Commander Antilles

    Commander Antilles Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Swag and Ego are both Jaffas!
     
  14. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    jaffas?
     
  15. Lord-Swag

    Lord-Swag Jedi Youngling star 1

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    \\pops a couple of rounds at CA for the slur
    Sir, you shall be loodied by my hand for that insult

    \\draws sword and approaches CA
     
  16. Commander Antilles

    Commander Antilles Jedi Grand Master star 6

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  17. Commander Antilles

    Commander Antilles Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    *shoots Swag between the eyes with his DL-44*
    *blows smoke from the muzzle*
     
  18. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Now you're just getting silly...these threads are fun until then...
     
  19. Soggy-Ben Doggy

    Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Knight star 5

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    LOL :D

    This is the best entertainment I've had all morning.

     
  20. Lord-Swag

    Lord-Swag Jedi Youngling star 1

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    LOL, deluded or what
     
  21. King_Ego

    King_Ego Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Bah...leave him be Swag

    The peasant is a half-wit...he'll be in stocks before the day is out....

    Now you cad...lets dance the merry ballet of death..
     
  22. Lord-Swag

    Lord-Swag Jedi Youngling star 1

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    have at theeeeeeeeee you curr!!
     
  23. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    *Poodu nudges cass and soggy* I wonder if this will turn into the Black Knight sketch from Holy Grail soon! ;)
     
  24. King_Ego

    King_Ego Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Hah...

    //The clink of steel on steel. both duelist are extrodinary swordmen as they are womanising drinking cads..

    I says Swag is that a new blade you have there...It look's like it's meant for a lady..
     
  25. Lord-Swag

    Lord-Swag Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Twas made by the blacksmith nuns of Wolverhampton, They prepared it whilst I was servicing them. Sharp as a razor and as strong as my chap at attention, and just as long.

    I say, you fight like a child what what what
     
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