Anyone for Tennis?

//Laughs outloud

Is that the best you can do...sir

//Scars Swags cheek..

Thats for you insolence sir

 

I think Soggy-Ben Doggy died. I was on here and then suddenly I was dumped to the log-in window. I typed in my password and got an error message. I've been trying for almost an hour now to get back on as Soggy and I can't. I even sent for my password in email in case I was getting senile. No luck there, the word I was typing in was correct.

Hopefully darthcleo will be able to work a miracle and bring Soggy back.

 

Needed a shave anyway m'lord, hows your tailor these days Ego?

//cuts left arm of Egos Jerkin

I heard he still turns out garments using Sack cloth

//cuts right arm of Egos Jerkin

sack cloth that rats wouldnt sleep in

//slashes front of Jerkin

Id say you need an appointment with mine Ego, dear chap

//slashes front again, Jerkin disintergrates and falls to the groung in rags

touche m'lord, what what what

 

At least you can get on with an alias.

 

Hmmmmmmmm. Perhaps we could get DarthCleo to make CA have this problem?

 

LOL

 

//Ego flexes his abs and six pack..and stands silent in the wind like a 16th century Bruce Lee...

Aye Swag tis was a badly made jacket...never the mind...this jumping and fighting had brought out the sweat...

 

Thank goodness is right.

I've been trying for 1 1/2 hours to get back on as Soggy. I notified howlrunner22 and he said it sounded like serious glitch and to notify darthcleo -- which I did.

So I'm not a doggy anymore -- I'm a bird.

 

//carves a LS on egos chest

Id have written more, but your un manly chest wont allow it dear heart.

 

(these Friday Swag/Ego threads have become the NEW PUB threads - we should keep them going and our chapter name should reflect that methinks!)

(oh, and maybe I should post this in the appropriate thread - heh )

 

No Swag it is because your ladies sword has broken at the hilt....my firm chest is too much for that poorly crafted weapon...

Here *throws Swag a stick' use this...it will last the longest...like the first shag of the morn...

what? what?

 

Respect ma authoritah, Alpha!
Don't make me come over there to you...

 

You'll always be Soggy to us.

 

@ CA

gotta catch me first!

 

\\Throws broken hilt to the ground

Marquiss of Queensbury rules Ego, if you can hack it

 

I wouldnt say that too loudly in here Soggs, Ego and Swag would shag anything, birds or dogs

 

The last Marquee was a chocolate train driver...I hope it's not buggery to death...

My hemoroids will not allow it...

 

ahh the old chutney ferret, some say his rectum prolapsed you know, passed his bowels into the cess pit.

//punches Ego on the nose

 

ewww

 

I wouldn't say that in front of Swag and Ego either, Alpha. If it has a hole somewhere, they'll shag it!

 

//takes the punch on the chin...

Ah the ole ring sting boogie...a quite awful way to go...with not an ounce of dignity...

//throws Ego over his shoulder...

 

poor chap, he left me his hareem in his will and testament, had to shoot the poor blighters, riddled with the pox the lot of them, terrible waste.

//kicks Ego in the back

 

-- quickly flies to the highest branch in a nearby tree --

 

//Falls onto a table that breaks on impact..

That's such an awful waste of crumpet...were you compensated??

Backflips back onto his feet, kicks away Swags feet from beneath him...

I say sir I bet that smarted the derrière

 

Did they have foot and mouth disease too, Swag?