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Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Lord-Swag, Mar 16, 2001.

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  1. King_Ego

    King_Ego Jedi Youngling star 1

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    //Laughs outloud

    Is that the best you can do...sir

    //Scars Swags cheek..

    Thats for you insolence sir
     
  2. Ravenfeather

    Ravenfeather Jedi Youngling

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    I think Soggy-Ben Doggy died. :( I was on here and then suddenly I was dumped to the log-in window. I typed in my password and got an error message. I've been trying for almost an hour now to get back on as Soggy and I can't. I even sent for my password in email in case I was getting senile. No luck there, the word I was typing in was correct.

    Hopefully darthcleo will be able to work a miracle and bring Soggy back.
     
  3. Lord-Swag

    Lord-Swag Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Needed a shave anyway m'lord, hows your tailor these days Ego?

    //cuts left arm of Egos Jerkin

    I heard he still turns out garments using Sack cloth

    //cuts right arm of Egos Jerkin

    sack cloth that rats wouldnt sleep in

    //slashes front of Jerkin

    Id say you need an appointment with mine Ego, dear chap

    //slashes front again, Jerkin disintergrates and falls to the groung in rags

    touche m'lord, what what what



     
  4. Go-Get Beer

    Go-Get Beer Jedi Padawan star 4

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    At least you can get on with an alias.
     
  5. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Hmmmmmmmm. Perhaps we could get DarthCleo to make CA have this problem? [face_mischief]
     
  6. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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  7. King_Ego

    King_Ego Jedi Youngling star 1

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    //Ego flexes his abs and six pack..and stands silent in the wind like a 16th century Bruce Lee...

    Aye Swag tis was a badly made jacket...never the mind...this jumping and fighting had brought out the sweat...
     
  8. Ravenfeather

    Ravenfeather Jedi Youngling

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    Thank goodness is right.

    I've been trying for 1 1/2 hours to get back on as Soggy. I notified howlrunner22 and he said it sounded like serious glitch and to notify darthcleo -- which I did.

    So I'm not a doggy anymore -- I'm a bird.
     
  9. Lord-Swag

    Lord-Swag Jedi Youngling star 1

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    //carves a LS on egos chest

    Id have written more, but your un manly chest wont allow it dear heart.
     
  10. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    (these Friday Swag/Ego threads have become the NEW PUB threads - we should keep them going and our chapter name should reflect that methinks!)

    (oh, and maybe I should post this in the appropriate thread - heh ;) )
     
  11. King_Ego

    King_Ego Jedi Youngling star 1

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    No Swag it is because your ladies sword has broken at the hilt....my firm chest is too much for that poorly crafted weapon...

    Here *throws Swag a stick' use this...it will last the longest...like the first shag of the morn...

    what? what?
     
  12. Commander Antilles

    Commander Antilles Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Respect ma authoritah, Alpha!
    Don't make me come over there to you...

    :D
     
  13. Go-Get Beer

    Go-Get Beer Jedi Padawan star 4

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    You'll always be Soggy to us. :)
     
  14. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    :p @ CA

    gotta catch me first!
     
  15. Lord-Swag

    Lord-Swag Jedi Youngling star 1

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    \\Throws broken hilt to the ground

    Marquiss of Queensbury rules Ego, if you can hack it
     
  16. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    I wouldnt say that too loudly in here Soggs, Ego and Swag would shag anything, birds or dogs ;)
     
  17. King_Ego

    King_Ego Jedi Youngling star 1

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    The last Marquee was a chocolate train driver...I hope it's not buggery to death...

    My hemoroids will not allow it...
     
  18. Lord-Swag

    Lord-Swag Jedi Youngling star 1

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    ahh the old chutney ferret, some say his rectum prolapsed you know, passed his bowels into the cess pit.

    //punches Ego on the nose
     
  19. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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  20. Commander Antilles

    Commander Antilles Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I wouldn't say that in front of Swag and Ego either, Alpha. If it has a hole somewhere, they'll shag it! :D
     
  21. King_Ego

    King_Ego Jedi Youngling star 1

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    //takes the punch on the chin...

    Ah the ole ring sting boogie...a quite awful way to go...with not an ounce of dignity...

    //throws Ego over his shoulder...
     
  22. Lord-Swag

    Lord-Swag Jedi Youngling star 1

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    poor chap, he left me his hareem in his will and testament, had to shoot the poor blighters, riddled with the pox the lot of them, terrible waste.

    //kicks Ego in the back
     
  23. Ravenfeather

    Ravenfeather Jedi Youngling

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    -- quickly flies to the highest branch in a nearby tree --
     
  24. King_Ego

    King_Ego Jedi Youngling star 1

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    //Falls onto a table that breaks on impact..

    That's such an awful waste of crumpet...were you compensated??

    Backflips back onto his feet, kicks away Swags feet from beneath him...

    I say sir I bet that smarted the derrière
     
  25. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    Did they have foot and mouth disease too, Swag?
     
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