Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Lord-Swag, Mar 16, 2001.
Arun's fighting with himself now?
I'm almost afraid to hear his answer.
Once I am done with this Cad..fair lady....I shall have you under there tree...
Ha! We'll see.
foot and mouth, id say, you name it they had it my fine wench, grrrrrrrr
//springs up to feet, does roundhouse kick to egos head
I say, those orientals know their fighting techniques what what Ego
//Winks back at Wormie..
You like what you see wench??
//gets to his feet...
blast I've scruffed my boots...you will pay for this Swag...This leather was imported from Russia before the troubles...
a cheep pair then, eh Ego
//smashes plate over Egos head
Oh Christ....someone get me something to drink. This is starting to get entertaining, albeit a bit odd.
//Smashes chair over Swags back..
Sir that was below the belt...a gentleman never questions another gentleman's attire
I've already had a pint...and got my ass kicked at snooker by the boss...grrr...and he was using my cue..grrr..
What the hell is snooker?
It envolves pockets and balls
*Rolls eyes, hand to face, head shaking* Snooker is what Pool is derived from...but requiring a great deal more skill than pool...although I love pool too.
Basically you play snooker on a table 12 foot by six foot rather than the pool tables 6 foot by 3 foot...you also play with 15 reds and six colours...pot a red and follow with a colour you nominate, then another red, then another colour and so on...it's based on points scoring rather than first to drop the black (or nine-ball, depending on which version of pool you play)...
Ah. Must be your favorite game then, Ego.
Snooker Rocks! Tis a game of gentleman and angles....just watching those fine athletes at work sends shivers down my spine. Particularly when Ronnie O'Sullivan gets nicked doing 120mph down the M25 with a car full of birds and a more than liberal amount of the ol' Luca Vialli......
My favourite sport is shagging..
and I always win...
\\stamps of Egos boots
those boots sir, are cheep
and anything involving balls are my bag, what what what
Riiiight...ok, I'm off to take a shower. You boys have fun.
Aye...and will that shower be golden??
If that's the kind you take it certainly explains why Brits are known for bad hygiene.
I say, take that back, I bathe once a year wether I need to or not
Hmmmmm...no. Shall we move on to dental hygeine?
Known for bad hygiene?? Wha??? Bollox to that! We've all seen that lard-ass Americans, too big to get out of their reclining armchairs to get the next round of bagels and biscuits let alone have a wash!
I can always count on Poodu to bite, can't I.
That stench of fish is not I?
//Looks at Swag