Anyone for Tennis?

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Lord-Swag, Mar 16, 2001.

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  1. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 22, 1999
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    Arun's fighting with himself now?

    Oh...My...God...
  2. Ravenfeather Jedi Knight

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    Nov 7, 2000
    I'm almost afraid to hear his answer.
  3. King_Ego Jedi Knight

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    Once I am done with this Cad..fair lady....I shall have you under there tree...

  4. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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  5. Lord-Swag Jedi Knight

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    foot and mouth, id say, you name it they had it my fine wench, grrrrrrrr

    //springs up to feet, does roundhouse kick to egos head

    I say, those orientals know their fighting techniques what what Ego
  6. King_Ego Jedi Knight

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    //Winks back at Wormie..

    You like what you see wench??

    //gets to his feet...

    blast I've scruffed my boots...you will pay for this Swag...This leather was imported from Russia before the troubles...

  7. Lord-Swag Jedi Knight

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    a cheep pair then, eh Ego

    //smashes plate over Egos head
  8. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Oh Christ....someone get me something to drink. This is starting to get entertaining, albeit a bit odd.
  9. King_Ego Jedi Knight

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    //Smashes chair over Swags back..

    Sir that was below the belt...a gentleman never questions another gentleman's attire
  10. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    I've already had a pint...and got my ass kicked at snooker by the boss...grrr...and he was using my cue..grrr..
  11. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Tough break.

    What the hell is snooker?
  12. King_Ego Jedi Knight

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    It envolves pockets and balls
  13. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    *Rolls eyes, hand to face, head shaking* Snooker is what Pool is derived from...but requiring a great deal more skill than pool...although I love pool too.
    Basically you play snooker on a table 12 foot by six foot rather than the pool tables 6 foot by 3 foot...you also play with 15 reds and six colours...pot a red and follow with a colour you nominate, then another red, then another colour and so on...it's based on points scoring rather than first to drop the black (or nine-ball, depending on which version of pool you play)...
  14. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Ah. Must be your favorite game then, Ego. ;)
  15. JediGittes Jedi Master

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    Snooker Rocks! Tis a game of gentleman and angles....just watching those fine athletes at work sends shivers down my spine. Particularly when Ronnie O'Sullivan gets nicked doing 120mph down the M25 with a car full of birds and a more than liberal amount of the ol' Luca Vialli......
  16. King_Ego Jedi Knight

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    My favourite sport is shagging..

    and I always win...

    what what??
  17. Lord-Swag Jedi Knight

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    \\stamps of Egos boots

    those boots sir, are cheep

    and anything involving balls are my bag, what what what
  18. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Riiiight...ok, I'm off to take a shower. You boys have fun.
  19. King_Ego Jedi Knight

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    Aye...and will that shower be golden??

  20. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    If that's the kind you take it certainly explains why Brits are known for bad hygiene.
  21. Lord-Swag Jedi Knight

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    I say, take that back, I bathe once a year wether I need to or not
  22. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Hmmmmm...no. Shall we move on to dental hygeine?
  23. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    Known for bad hygiene?? Wha??? Bollox to that! We've all seen that lard-ass Americans, too big to get out of their reclining armchairs to get the next round of bagels and biscuits let alone have a wash!
  24. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    I can always count on Poodu to bite, can't I. ;)
  25. King_Ego Jedi Knight

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    That stench of fish is not I?

    //Looks at Swag
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