GO BUCKS!!! HERE ARE SOME GOOD ONES ABOUT MICHIGAN: Q: Why doesn't Michigan sink into the Great Lakes? A: Because poodoo floats! Q: How do you starve a Michigan football player? A: Hide his food stamps inside his math book! Q: Why is ice no longer available at Michigan football games? A: The senior who knew the recipe graduated! Q: How do you get a Michigan graduate off your front porch? A: Pay him for the pizza! Q: What does the average University of Michigan football player get on his S.A.T.? A: Drool! YEAH OSU!!! WE'RE GONNA OWN BLUE!