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Discussion in 'Community' started by WIERD_GREEN_MAN, Oct 11, 2012.

  1. WIERD_GREEN_MAN

    WIERD_GREEN_MAN Jedi Knight star 4

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    So this is another _____ vs. _____ game, but give reasons why. Feel free to pit characters/objects/vehicles/events/etc. from different universes against each other.

    Inspired by this scene from The Big Bang Theory:
    Sheldon: Alright, I’m moving my infantry division, augmented by a battalion of Orcs from Lord of the Rings, we flank the Tennessee Volunteers, and the North once again wins the Battle of Gettysburg.
    Howard: Not so fast, remember the South still has two infantry divisions, plus Superman and Godzilla.
    Leonard: No, no, no, no, Orcs are magic, Superman is vulnerable to magic, not to mention, you already lost Godzilla to the Illinois Cavalry and Hulk.
    Raj: Why don’t you just have Robert E. Lee charge the line with Shiva and Ganesh.
    Penny: Hi, you guys ready to order?
    Howard: Hang on, honey. Shiva and Ganesh? The Hindu Gods against the entire Union army?
    Leonard: And Orcs!
    Penny: I’ll be back.
    Raj: Excuse me, Ganesh is the remover of obstacles, and Shiva is the destroyer. When the smoke clears, Abraham Lincoln will be speaking Hindi and drinking mint juleps.
    So, for example, somebody might say, Darth Maladi vs. Rinzler (TRON)
    and I would say: Rinzler is the better duelist, but he is also an electronic program, so Darth Maladi can just use Force lightning to short him out.
    Starting out:
    Rakghoul Plague vs. The Flood (HALO)?
     
  2. TheGuardianofArlon

    TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master star 6

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    uh...halo because I know what it is?
     
  3. WIERD_GREEN_MAN

    WIERD_GREEN_MAN Jedi Knight star 4

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    Death Star vs. Eye of Sauron
    Explain
     
  4. Condition2SQ

    Condition2SQ Jedi Knight star 4

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    Sep 5, 2012
    My grandma vs. your grandma.

    Go.
     
  5. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Death Star fires its superlaser into Sauron's eye.
    Sauron: AUGHHH MY EYE!!

    You were just asking for this. Lasers and eyes always ends up badly for the eyes.
     
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  6. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 8 Staff Member Administrator

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    Special bonus battle: LEGO Stormtrooper vs. three paperclips

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  7. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    what could the eye of sauron even do in a fight?
     
  8. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Shoot a laser out of it?
     
  9. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    no man, it only works as a spotlight. DID YOU EVEN SEE THE MOVIES?
     
  10. Arawn_Fenn

    Arawn_Fenn Force Ghost star 7

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    Not remotely a fair fight.
     
  11. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    tom: Yes I did... then the eye could make it an obscenely bright spotlight that would blind its opponent. HOW ABOUT THAT? :p
     
  12. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    death stars don't even have eyes!
     
  13. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    lol even the "@" is red.
     
  14. MrZAP

    MrZAP Jedi Master star 5

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    The Death Star would win because it could just blow up Middle-earth. Sauron could rally his orcs and use magic and so on, but he's still bound to the world he's on. If it were a battle between Sauron vs. *insert any Sith here* on the other hand, then we might have a decent fight on our hands.

    Like if it's Sauron vs. Palpatine, well they both basically have magic powers. I think Sauron has an edge because he's, well, a minor god, and immortal, while Palpatine is still effectively just a man despite his EU clones. On the other hand Sauron doesn't really have any weapon (aside from the Ring if you count it as one) capable of going up against a lightsaber in one-on-on combat, and I'd guess that Palpatine is probably faster too. In the end I think it boils down to whether a lightsaber is capable of harming a god or not. If it can, then Palpatine can probably get in before Sauron can finish him off. If it can't, then Sauron curb-stomps Palpatine and probably any other Star Wars character.

    FICTIONAL SHOWDOWNS ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS YOU GUYS
     
  15. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    You really have no idea until you've participated in a draft around here.
     
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  16. MarcusP2

    MarcusP2 Games and Community Reaper star 6 Staff Member Manager

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  17. MrZAP

    MrZAP Jedi Master star 5

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    Captain Atom because I remember who he is offhand.
     
  18. MarcusP2

    MarcusP2 Games and Community Reaper star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    You've clearly never read a comic draft.

    Should've been Captain Atom vs Captain Comet I think.
     
  19. MrZAP

    MrZAP Jedi Master star 5

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    Now that would be a fight I'd like to see.
     
  20. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    This discussion is making me thirsty.
     
  21. Adrian the Cool

    Adrian the Cool Jedi Knight star 3

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    I say Captain Comet because I don't read Marvel and DC superhero comics so I've used Google to find pictures and Captain Comet's costum looks way cooler than Captain Atom's.

    Luke Skywalker vs. Paul Atreides
     
  22. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Luke Skywalker. Because I only ever made it through the first one or two chapters of Dune.
     
  23. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    How would Muad'Dib lose to any Star Wars character? He sees the future in such explicit detail that he operated as if he had perfectly functional 20/20 vision for decades after having his eyeballs destroyed in a terrorist bombing.
     
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  24. WIERD_GREEN_MAN

    WIERD_GREEN_MAN Jedi Knight star 4

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    Finn McCool's Fianna vs. the Knights of the Round Table
     
  25. Adrian the Cool

    Adrian the Cool Jedi Knight star 3

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    The Knights of the Round Table, because I don't really know the other one. *using Google* And the Knights of the Round Table are made up by twelve knights, so they would win against the other single guy.

    Alliance to Restore the Republic vs. Last Alliance of Elves and Men