FF:VIC AOTC: Attack of the Canadians!

We're back. We're invading. Get over it, eh?

Blows a whistle to signal the invasion

- Rani

 

Har! Har! Eh?

 

We are here to kick butt and chew bubblegum and we are all out of bubblegum !!!

 

//the Third Beaver Division begins pouring out of landing craft with Timbit cannons

All who do not surrender will be pelted into submission with Timbits.

Let's form a beachead! Shock and awe!

 

//Warms up the Zambonii

The Land of Snow and Ice will reign supreme!

EDIT: Stupid OPPM!!!

 

You can run but you cannot hide !!!

 

//Starts pelting everyone not wearing a parka with timbits...

 

Here is a list of our demands:

We want Mel Gibson...oh, and Nicole Kidman for the guys. We know you have them, don't deny it.

We want Steve Irwin to call us dangerous.

We want your surfing, weather, and adorable little accents.

We want you to change your name from "Victoria FanForce" to "Gertrude FanForce" or some other girl's name.

Did we mention we wanted Mel Gibson?

- Rani

 

Don't forget, we want them to acknowledge that we have better skiing!

 

Ask all suspected spies to say "eh". If they say it properly, they're good. If they say "AYE", shoot 'em.

 

//Pulls out snow making machine
//Covers the sunny beaches with "the white stuff"

 

// Steals Fosters . . .

 

I want your supply of Fosters

 

Har! Har! What an invasion! No one to even put up a fight!

 

BOOOO Canadians Invading.

And Mike...

I'm here to kick some ass and chew some bubblegum, and i'm all out of bubblegum!

I'm probably the only other person here who knows what that is from!! They Live! staring Roddy Roddy Piper.

 

They'll let you have it, Mike. It's a terrible beer, they use it for ammo.

We don't want your beer, Aussies. Ours is better anyway.

- Rani

 

*walks in with pet beaver*

Eh?

 

And please don't correct us if we say "Zed" instead of "Zee", or add extra letters to some words. And it is NOT "aboot"!


(sorry, but I do technical support, and the language differences are a big thing over the phone. makes me kinda sensitive.)

 

Of course you have to time it so no one's here, right? Afraid of winning when everyone's around?

We want Mel Gibson...oh, and Nicole Kidman for the guys. We know you have them, don't deny it.

Never!

We want Steve Irwin to call us dangerous.

Pfft. Hardly.

You can just plain have Steve Irwin, though.

We want your surfing, weather, and adorable little accents.

So come and live here, you lazy things. Although I must admit our accents are adorable.

We want you to change your name from "Victoria FanForce" to "Gertrude FanForce" or some other girl's name.

I'm sure you could convince them to change it to Huggard, if you really wanted.

 

Delivery for Rani. 5,000,000 Timbits courtesy of Tim Horton's

//proceeds to drop off Timbits

 

Of course this invasion'll be over as soon as I set up the tim tam traps.

 

Then we will just bring out the Molson Attack Beavers!

 

Delivery for Rani. 5,000,000 Timbits courtesy of Tim Horton's

Let's begin work separating them. The fresh ones will be humanitarian aid. The stale ones will be used for carpet bombing. Don't mix them up. We don't want to give the civilians stale timbits and drop fresh ones on our enemies.

 

//starts pelting *Roll up the Rim* cups!

 

Shara, Timbits are the holes from the middle of the donuts. They don't wear hats, even scottish ones.

I love the smell of Timbits in the morning... smells like... Victory (Base)!

*Derisa*