FF:VIC AOTC: Attack of the Canadians!

Just remember, if Irwin comes to Canada, he will curl up into a catatonic state and go insane from our lack of large reptiles...

...and if another Trekkie shows up, I will be forced to feed them to my pet Rancor!

 

*looks at Trekies, and jumps into CrazyMike's Arms* Daddy I'm scared, make them go away!

 

...and if another Trekkie shows up, I will be forced to feed them to my pet Rancor!

Ok, so I'll bring my Klingon uniform and all my figurines and posters and make wherever I live in Toronto into a Star Trek SHRINE!

Like.... this perhaps

[image=http://members.optusnet.com.au/kmchappell/trekwall.jpg]

 

Noooo!
By Law of secton 7.48 no trekie is allowed to bring in trekie goods from other countries...

I'm sorry, you'll have to leave it there. Mabye a Koala Will like it, or somthing...

 

Sorry, I have already packed them

 

Have you ever heard Koala's 'mating'? For a creature that appears as quiet as a mouse, they are the noisiest buggers on the face of the earth when they're 'on the job', so to speak. I remember my days back at Phillip Island where we used to camp every summer: the thin protection of our tent provided little in the way of sound-proof technology. Come the Koalas, it was a nightmare for a young lad such as myself! Needless to say, I had some sleepness nights, thinking that it was some sort of local, prehistoric dinosaur!

 

*cough*Arson*cough*

 

*hits DH with her phaser on stun*

 

Pulls out his chaingun, good old Painless!

 

*Gived Tessa a kiss*
Do not worry my dear, Lynora will take care of the trekies..

 

ooo, Im getting taken care of? KINKY!

 

A Kinky Trekie?! Nooo! Bring Lynora soon!

 

Alright! Fine then! I know the perfect answer! I'll attack you all with my pit droids!

[image=http://www.angelfire.com/magic/tessa/bored.jpg]

 

This is all getting sort of erotic isn't it!

I LIKE IT!

 

I LIKE IT ALOT!

Kinky Erotic Canadians [face_shocked] I might swap sides

 

How are Pit Droids erotic?

 

You'd be Surprized... Erm... I want that stricken from the record...

:: Starts to Throw Tomatoes at the Canadians. ::

 

*looks at her army of pit droids, and an evil cat. They stand prepared to charge* And Charge! * the little pit droids run clumsly get the ausis* Agh! I need better hired work.

 

RISE MY ARMY!

:: An Army of Cheese men Pull themselves out of the le snack Packs that they were conceiled in. Soon enough the Cheese men have built of fort out of plastic Le Snack Wrapper and armed themselves with Pea shooters ::

 

Sends army of Jelly Babies to back up TJ's cheese men.

Gummy Bears are held in reserve.

 

:: Arms the Reenforces with the best weapons, Thermal Nucular Cheese Ball Bazooka's ::

Ever Relised you could probible step on this army?

 

When will this war stop?

 

When all the silly Canehdians surrender?

 

When the forum dies.. which it almost did! I'm it's savour! Muhaha!

Canada Rules! We have our igloos and taun taun furs! (Yes we actually have Taun Taun's on earth! They only come out in cold climates)

 

Now you must learn to understand Mixo, If the New Agers aren't allowed to fight on their on side. I.E. My Food fight quater. They will not be happy.