FF:VIC AOTC: Attack of the Canadians!

And I am willing to consider any Canadian STAR WARS fans "my family" of friends.

 

Your demands?

BAH!

Take Steve Irwan and get out.

 

Family? *sniff* It brings a tear to my eye...

I think all of these Aussies must be just socks of Shara's.

- Rani

 

Wha? [face_shocked]

[C-3PO] Oh, I say! And to think that we came all this way for a friendly invasion. Most distressing! [/C-3PO]

 

Ssssssh, Rani! If they find I've got no one to mod, I lose my pretty colours!

 

Oh, it's friendly, it's friendly...

Now give us Mel Gibson, Shara, or we unleash the Canada geese! They're even dangerous by Steve Irwin's standards!

- Rani

EDIT: S'okay, Shara, just blame it on Hawk.

 

Don't forget the geese have highly trained attack paratrooper beavers riding along...

 

Canadian Geese?

Pfft. They're no match for my redback spiders.

Note to self: I can't spell. Hence I should think before I post.

 

...we'll get Paul Hogan to turn on you...

 

HaHaHaHa!!!
AOTC: Attack of the "Crocadile Hunter"

 

You have Paul Hogan? Oh thank goodness, you're perfectly welcome to keep him.

Now, my list of demands:

Hayden Christensen
your RSAs as slaves for a week
maple syrup
one of those Canadian Geese to use to make people behave
Hayden Christensen

That is all.

 

We'll give you William Shatner! Please! [face_beg]

 

Wow...this attack is goin fast!!

We want Steve Irwin to call us dangerous.

I just want Steve Irwin!


*begins pelting silly Aussies with stale timbits her roomie supplies her with, since her roomie works night shifts at Tim Horton's and can bring home that kind of stuff*

 

//Hands out stale, self-destructing timbits to all of the Aussies on the beach. They take them home curiously, where they self-destruct splattering hard dough everywhere...

 

Now, my list of demands:

Hayden Christensen

He bailed out of Fiji, why would he want Australia?

your RSAs as slaves for a week

*shrug* Okay.

maple syrup

Lick yourself off! (throws another syrup-filled balloon)

one of those Canadian Geese to use to make people behave

Hear that, everyone? Shara wants to goose people when they misbehave! Kinda brings a whole new meaning to "24-hour spank", doesn't it?

Hayden Christensen

You'll have to negotiate with Niagara FanForce for him, once he gets back from Fiji.

- Rani

EDIT: speling erors

 

LOL
Why would anyone want Hayden? Now, if it was someone with talent like Rob Coleman (ILM, also Canadian) then I can see us putting up a protest...

 

Have you seen Hayden recently? Geez.

 

*starts throwing custard pies and empty beer bottles at everyone*

 

At them, Alex, the Aussies! Not at everyone!

- Rani

 

Actually, I kinda liked that approach.

 

Sorry, Ronnie. I'm REALLY drunk right now. If you've ever been to The Prancing Bantha in the EU Community, you'd understand.

*starts chucking empty beer bottles and pies at the Aussies*

 

//ducks under custard pie and reloads timbit cannon...
Armed, and ready for action! Sir!
//jumps up and starts firing timbits at Aussies...

 

We'll give you Celine Dion! Please!

EDIT: Double post...

 

No thanks, nothing is worth that.

 

Hawk strides into the thread and looks around at the poorly-equipped Canucks, a small smile creeping across his face.

Well well, what do we have here? Looks like the other Victoria got bored and decided to pick on our poor defenceless state. What's the matter, too afraid to fight when we're not all out? You'll soon learn the error of your ways.

Hawk readies his Vegemite cannon and aims it at the nearest Canadian, pulling the trigger and covering them in the glorious yeast extract that is Vegemite.

Now get lost, before we're forced to take the fight back to your home town.