FF:VIC AOTC: Attack of the Canadians!

Don't go yet, wannabe-Victorians! We want to keep playing! We'll try not to hurt you too much next time if you come back, honest!

 

Yes Hawk, just give the word and the New Agers armed with satellite connection will reap havoc in the land of the Maple leaf and Frenchmen!

 

Damn Straight!

Let's band under the glourious flag of the true VicFF and unite as one magnificent Fan Force to rid it of these evil intruders.

Together, we shall stand proud and glorious, for once and for all clense our lands of these Canadians.

Hail the VicFF!

DISCLAMIR: I really don't mean any offence to our Canadian friends, just getting in character In fact, with the absence of our might trio (PoT, JE and RP), this place has been a little flat lately and I thank you for making it that little bit more interesting

 

Yeah Kane, where are you? I saw you today, so I know you're still alive, so there's no excuse for not posting here...

 

//reloads timbit cannon and goes at it for a another round...

Fire in the hole! Launch 1!
*One away, Sir!*
Launch 2!
*Two's away!*
Launch 3!
*Three's hot and heavy, and rearing to go...*
Aye! Good work lads! Keep 'em coming!

 

//briefing the geese

We're going for precision pooping this time, guys. Find your target, drop your load, and get out of there. Once that's done, I want the beavers to move up and flank them.

 

Well, looks like when Hawk surrendered to the RCMP Musical Ride, he was only surrendering himself, not his whole chapter. Our job's not over yet, boys! Fill the syrup balloons! Over-feed the geese! RCMP, mount up! We've got a chapter to conquer!

(turns to Hawk)

And as for you HawkNC, you are now officially our prisoner. You're no Mel or Russell, but maybe we can at least exchange you for one of their phone numbers.

- Rani

 

Darn, Rani. You're EVIL!

...

You're coming along nicely.

 

Don't forget, we treat our prisoners humanitarily!

//Hands Hawk an ice cold Coca-Cola and the remote for the Satellite TV

Here ya go, mate! Enjoy your stay...

//Proceeds to feed the geese "chili" and "sloppy joes"...

 

We will still triumph. There is no surrender.

*throws Hawk at the Canadians*

Whoops...we might have needed him at some point...

 

*YAWN*

Is it time to get serious yet?

loads Vegemite bombs and prepares Milo cannon

"Lets Rock"

 

digs trench around Victoria and fills with Fosters

Well no real Aussie drinks the stuff anyway, might as well put it to some use.

strips down to Camo gear and smears Vegemite over face

"Time to bring out the Elite troops"

Forward March

20,000 Commando Koalas' charge the Canadian line.

 

20,000 koalas march forward and straight into the trenches filled with Foster's where they promptly drown.

Interesting tactic.

No wonder why we are going to win.

 

Come on Victoria...while Canada sleeps...let's head over there and launch a Counter attack.


BTW....Commando Koalas come complete with Scuba gear.....so you might think they drowned.....but they're just in hiding.

 

LOL The toxicity of Fosters causes the scuba geer to corrode and blow up, the Koalas are no more!

//Orders an elite force of beavers over their self-made bridges onto the Aussie

Get 'em boys!

 

Vader.....My Lord......

Mixo loads the catapults with explosive Drop Bears(dead Koalas) and lets loose with an deadly barrage!

 

I am here for your red wine and for Chris...

 

send in the Wombat tanks

Wait till they hit those babies.

 

Vader i have 10 Brigades of feral HOOP SNAKES at your command

 

Lord Vader, your troops are awaiting your command. We have just received a shipment of Vegemite cannons, they are being distributed as we speak. With your permission, we are also ready to begin aerial bombardment of BC with large, heavily-shaken cans of Fosters.

 

Lord Vader sir,

I have rounded up 10000 Red kangaroos all ready and pumped for a fight with rocket propelled VB can?s, we also have a flock of swarming seagulls ready to fire left over stale fish and chips when the orders are given.

Salutes lord Vader and pulls out a beer(CUB Draught of course

 

[French Accent]Haw! Haw! We will stick our mighty French Canadians on you, so beware! Zey will knock your puny little butt into the outback! Haw! Haw![/French Accent]

Oh No! The French are coming!

//Hides in terror until the French have passed on ahead...

 

Fire at will.

and if we miss Will, fire at whoever else is over there.

 

Hoop Snakes rolling Vader sir...

Drop Bears fired

Now for the dreaded YOBBO Bezerkas to charge in

 

Everything rolls/marches/trundles forward and into the aforementioned Foster's filled trench!

See? Thats why us Canucks stick to projectiles.

As they like to say in Quebec.. launchez la vache!