FF:VIC AOTC: Attack Of The Canadians!

It is a dark time for the Aussies.

Invasion has struck the once-peaceful FanForce Oceania Chapter of Victoria. Rani Veko and her northern bretheren have launched an all-out attack, armed with maple syrup, snowshoes, and hockey sticks, while the Aussies lay sleeping...or drinking beer...depending on what time of day it is down there anyway...


Let the invasion begin!!!

- Rani

 

Gimme all your beer mates !!!

 

//Rani pulls the cork out of a bottle of maple syrup with her teeth and lobs the bottle in a high arc towards the Aussie trenches. It smashes, spraying its syrupy maple goodness everywhere.

"Lay down your weapons and come out with your hands up! We've got you surrounded! Hand over all your koala bears, exotic fruits, and surfboards, or suffer the consequences!"

- Rani

 

Hand over all your good looking men too. If you saw my husband you would why

 

Thanks alot Lynora. This is an invasion, not the stage musical for "its raining men"

 

My husband isn't bad, but the lady has a point...

Yes! Hand over all your good looking men, too! Canada needs more good looking men!

- Rani

 

Wow is Lynora here, take me baby !!!

 

Oh no, what are you doing here Youngling...

 

No offence, guys, but I need these dudes for NSW's war against Denver. If you want to help, feel free to stop by the NSW forum and post.

 

I come to a land down under,

to follow you Lynora,

My love is thunder.

 

You better run, you better take cover !!!

*dropkicks Youngling to the ground*

will he ever learn...

 

Ack! You mean you guys are having an invasion too? Talk about bad timing!

And just when we had the element of surprise on our side, too!

You want me to lock it up, Shara, or can you just delete the whole thing and we'll come in again when your boys are back from Denver?

- Rani

 

Hi Shara,

Please forgive my wife. She is sort of been in this strange mood ever since she got this months Visa bill

 

What happened to the invasion...

 

Reign. Looks around and sees a frenzied mob of Canadians. He has no idea where Canadia
is, or which part of the United States it is located in , but he will still do his best to fight off these foul marauders.

With poise, he stands and surveys the scene. He then goes to the back of his car and pulls out a slab of VB. With the might of ten kangaroos, Reign shakes up two of the cans and proceeds to hurl them at the calvalry unit of the invading force, which is made up of stereotypical mounties. The cans knock the foreign yobbos off their mounts and they then proceed to apologize for getting in the way of Reign's projectiles. "Damn Canadian courtesy".

Reign then sees a Canadian pull out some sort of weaponry. It's a beer of Canadian origin. Reign then states like all aussies state "That's not a beer" <pulls out a deluxe bottle of VB>, "This is a beer".

Bring it on Canadians!

 

Okay, this invasion is moving here so everyone wins: Shara and New South Wales gets their high post count, we get our invasion.

Besides, there's only one thing more sithly and evil in this galaxy than someone from Victoria (either chapter, take your pick!)...and that's someone from Denver.

Let's move the invasion over there, everyone!

- Rani

 

I will be back to fight another day !!!

Take care all,

Mike

 

Rani, I you.

 

I guess I showed them.

 

Oh, we'll be back for you, later...mark my words.

- Rani

 

You Canadians will never learn.... you will never be victorious!!! Muhahaaah!

*get a large tub of Vegemite, empties it onto the catapult and launches it at the... 5 (shock, horror) oncoming Canadians... waits till it splatters then proceeds to do it again*

We all know how much you guys like this stuff...

 

I have to get a beer so I will head over to the pub if anyone wants to join me the drinks are on me !!!

 

*LordVaderFF steps onto the battle field as surveys the damage*

"Huh?"
"Did I miss something?"

 

Lord Vader,

We conducted a beer invasion here sir !!!

 

Urgh.....Having consumed Canadian and American beer I can understand why you'd want to invade us and take our beer.

BUT, there's never a need to fight.....we Aussies LOVE to share a beer with our mates.

*Cracks open a couple a cans*

Pull up a log, sit by the fire, and we'll exchange stories while be demolish this slab.