**AOTC Awards - The Ballots are Counted- See Who You Voted For!**

Discussion in 'Attack of the Clones' started by Jedi_Lite, Jun 4, 2002.

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  1. Ssorrol Jedi Knight

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    Apr 2, 2002
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    ok why the heck is Portman being voted worst actress? ok ill admit, she was wooden 25% of the time but please, cut her some slack, she's HOT!
  2. Jedi_Lite Jedi Master

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    Jun 2, 2002
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    Lots of people voted her best and worst on the same ballot because they felt she was hot and cold.
  3. DarthRaptor Jedi Master

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    May 24, 2002
    star 1
    Like Jedi Lite's post mentioned, she was also voted best actress, which I voted her for. Honestly, I think she won both because she's the only prominent female in the movie. There's advantages and drawbacks to that...

    DR
  4. Jedi_Lite Jedi Master

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    Jun 2, 2002
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    WORST VEHICLE/TRANSPORT

    The winner (or, more appropriately, "loser") of this category will probably stir very little emotion, but it's a good category to have -- since Star Wars is largely based on being 'technically' cool. And you have to admit it, that's a huge part of the draw for a lot of fans. But everyone makes mistakes. Here's a look at the vehicle that should have gone back to the drawing board...


    Runner-Up:

    CORUSCANT FREIGHTER
    (14 VOTES)

    [image=http://www.theforce.net/episode2/ships/pics/freighter.jpg]

    Imagine a flying subway and that's what you get with the Coruscant Freighter. Probably despised because it looks too bulky... and non-StarWarsy. Okay, I just made up that term. It's a sorry state of affairs when you have to make up a term to describe how bad something is. It was a close call though. Many vehicles came close to taking this honor (SEE LIST BELOW).


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    Winner:

    COUNT DOOKU'S GEONOSIAN SPEEDER
    (45 VOTES)

    [image=http://www.theforce.net/episode2/ships/pics/geonosian-speeder.jpg]

    Often called a "Hogg" or "moped" or "stupid-looking" when referred to by voters, it is clear to me that between this and the Solar Sailor (which earned 13 votes), Count Dooku has poor travel taste. He probably even flies Southwest Airlines.

    "I don't think it was a properly dignified mode of transportation for him." --Green_Lightsaber
    "Just didn't look right somehow." --Palpatine's Aide

    DISHONORABLE MENTIONS:
    Solar Sailor (13 Votes)
    Naboo Yacht Ship (12 Votes)
    Trade Federation Ships {round} (11 Votes)
    Rickshaw and Droid Taxi (10 Votes)
    Geonosian Fighters (8 Votes)
    Jedi Starfighter (8 Votes)
    Naboo Royal Cruiser (7 Votes)

    Hey, kids! My brother's band is playing a show tonight that I forgot about! I will have to finish this later. Yes, you may all throw stones. Look at it this way, at least the fun isn't ending yet! ;) Ciao!
  5. Shadow2488 Jedi Knight

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    Dec 3, 2001
    *Throws his chair at the stage* :)
  6. classixboy Jedi Master

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    May 18, 2002
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    Jedi_Lite: You are very funny. I especially like your bit about the disadvantages of being a decoy. If I were a mindless cyber-drone, I would type "ROTFL", but that would merely diminish the acute sense of humor that I felt upon reading your posts. Keep up the good work.
  7. AdamBertocci Manager

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    And now, the live performance you were promised --

    THE MAX REBO BAND!

    [image=http://www.e-starwars.com/rebo-band.gif]

    And joining them, for one night only, is Rick McCallum!

    [image=http://www.wcug.wwu.edu/~paradox/art/mccallum1.jpg]

    (Rick begins to sing:)
    "And I... will always love youuuuuuuu..."





    Rick McCallum loves you!
  8. Shadow2488 Jedi Knight

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    Dec 3, 2001
    :eek: Now that's just scary...
  9. BartSimpson-SithLord Manager Emeritus

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    Jan 24, 2002
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    Answer to the question on page 16 by Buc_Man on who else voted for Aayla. I am proud to anounce I voted for her for best character.
  10. duanage Jedi Knight

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    May 4, 2002
    star 1
    *has a psychotic episode over AdamBertocci's disturbing Max Rebo/Rick McCallum post*

    Please, I implore you! Follow your thoughts through to their conclusion! GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOooooooo.....
  11. AdamBertocci Manager

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    *has a psychotic episode over the mention of "follow your thoughts through to conclusion*

    That is my least favorite line in Star Wars history. Did you look up my vote JUST to spite me? :_|




    Rick McCallum loves you!
  12. duanage Jedi Knight

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    May 4, 2002
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    Yes indeed... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    I'm in charge of psychotic episodes now, m'lady!
  13. BlueMules Jedi Knight

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    May 30, 2002
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    Good JOB! Thanks for all your effort =)

    I liked the little comments you made after each award....
  14. Jedi_Lite Jedi Master

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    Jun 2, 2002
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    Adam - that was great! Thanks for getting the Max Rebo Band to play in this thread. I was going to book them but I ran over-budget with the awards presentation (those royalties to Grilled-Sarlacc for the photo archive). I can't believe you even got Kenner to sponsor the whole thing!

    Grilled-Sarlacc's Spice Mine - AOTC Pics Galore!

    Oh, and Rose-, don't be embarrassed! At least you didn't mistake a girl for a guy for 2 or 3 days!
  15. Silverhill Jedi Knight

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    May 16, 2002
    Excellent show! :) This is such a fun thread.

    I can't wait to see the next awards.

    Is there really going to be a similar awards event for the other movies? That would be very cool.
  16. Jedi_Lite Jedi Master

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    Jun 2, 2002
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    Silverhill - I sure hope so! I need to set up an awards committee before I start it though. It would also be cool to have another in the AOTC thread -- for those "forgotten" categories.

    I just thought of 2 more Categories!
    -Character You Wish Wouldn't Have Died
    -Character You Wish Had Died

    :D

    EDIT:
    The following categories still remain:
    -Best Sound
    -Worst Sound
    -Best Line
    -Best Scene
  17. Luke_Sparkewalker Force Ghost

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    Oct 23, 2001
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    Hey jedi_Lite this is great i cant wait to see if you do one on all the films, it would be cool if you could think up one one to do with EpiIII maybe like "the best transport/veichle you would like to see" or something...

    but anyway on behalf of me and all my friends grwat work and entertainment!!!!!!
  18. Jedi_Lite Jedi Master

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    Jun 2, 2002
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    Thanks, everyone, for your kind words. The only thing that could make this more fun for me would be if Peter Mayhew came back to the forums and voted in this thread.*









    *Yes, I just now figured out that he has posted here before.
  19. JediTidus Jedi Master

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    May 5, 2002
    star 1
    I should have voted, but it's too late now...great awards show though.
  20. Darth_Ekul Jedi Master

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    May 19, 2002
    star 1
    Best Actor: Ewan McGregor, Obi-Wan Kenobi
    Best Actress: Natalie Portman, Padme Amidala
    Worst Actor: Jack Thompson I (Cliegg Lars)
    Worst Actress: Veronica Segura (Corde)
    Best Character: Obi-Wan Kenobi
    Worst Character: Jar Jar Binks
    Best Vehicle/Transport: Slave1
    Worst Vehicle/Transport: Obi-Wan's Starfighter
    Best CGI: Yoda
    Worst CGI: None
    Best Sound: Slave-I Seismic Charge Blast
    Worst Sound: Jar Jar Binks speaking
    Best Line/Quote: "I promise you...I will even learn to stop people from dying." -Anakin
    Worst Line/Quote: "Somehow i sense you will be the death of me." -Obi-Wan
    Best Scene: The Geonosis Execution Arena
    Worst Scene: Anakin's Nightmare
  21. Mar17swgirl Chosen One

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    Dec 26, 2000
    star 7
    The voting is over already... ;)
  22. Bail-AnBillies Jedi Master

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    May 21, 2002
    star 4
    Why in the world would u put this as the worst line?!?!?!?!?!?!? "Somehow i sense you will be the death of me." -Obi-Wan And that's not even what he says...He says "Why do I get the feeling you'll be the death of me." :mad:
  23. Eriwo_Jolon Jedi Knight

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    May 27, 2002
    star 2
    Have we had all the categories yet?

    I hope not, I want this to be the longest awards ceremony ever!
  24. Jedi_Lite Jedi Master

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    Jun 2, 2002
    star 4
    BEST LINE

    A great line of dialogue. The knuckle-headed critics might argue that there is none to be found in AOTC, but that's why they're critics and we're fans. And that's why we see that there were oodles of great lines in the latest installment of SW -- and that's why I've asked you all to vote on your favorite. And that's what this is... down below.


    Runner-Up:

    "WHY DO I GET THE FEELING YOU'LL BE THE DEATH OF ME?" --Obi-Wan
    (17 VOTES)

    [image=http://64.227.26.45/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/scolding.jpg]

    Most people love that this line is included -- most people that actually processed it, that is. I find it odd (but cool) that one of the most ironic lines in the SW saga is a joke! And what's more -- the joke is really funny... but it shouldn't be! Maybe that's why none of the crowds I've seen AOTC with in the theater are responsive to it. Oh, wait... they're just clueless.

    "Really was worried this line would sound phoney, but it worked well." --NORTHSTAR
    "In all 3 of my viewings, not once have I heard a reaction to that one, and for some reason I think that's part of the greatness behind the quote. Most people aren't consciously putting together the connection yet." --Shinerfan


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    Winner:

    "I... I KILLED THEM. I KILLED THEM ALL. THEY'RE DEAD, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM. AND NOT JUST THE MEN, BUT THE WOMEN, TOO. THEY'RE ANIMALS, AND I SLAUGHTERED THEM LIKE ANIMALS. I HATE THEM!"
    (47 VOTES)

    [image=http://64.227.26.45/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/g-400.jpg]

    Wow. Suddenly our young padawan is knowing all of the things that a Jedi must never know. The love stuff may not have done much harm on its own, but the hate expressed in this speech is the beginning of the end of the Anakin Skywalker we once knew. A powerful speech, very well executed, and now immortalized by the fans who voted.

    "Floored me. Especially with the Imperial March playing in the background." --skillmatic
    "Just great, and maybe one of the best pieces of dialogue in the saga." --Green_Lightsaber's pal

    HONORABLE MENTIONS:
    Yoda: Lost a planet Master Obi-wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing! (12 Votes)
    Obi-Wan: Good job. (11 Votes)
    Obi-Wan: Oh, not good. (10 Votes)
    Mace: This party's over. (9 Votes)
    Obi-Wan: That's why I'm here. (7 Votes)

    Later tonight... Best Sound!
  25. Silverhill Jedi Knight

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    May 16, 2002
    I must say (even though I'm not the first to do so), I love the way you're presenting the awards -- with commentary, photos, quotes and runners up. :)
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