**AOTC Awards - The Ballots are Counted- See Who You Voted For!**

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  1. Leonard_Shelby Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 31, 2002
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    Hey Jedi, Don't forget about the little children that Annie claimed to have "fun" with. :p

    "Will somebody PLEASE think about the children!?! -Helen Lovejoy, The Simpsons :p :D
  2. Curio Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Oct 21, 2001
    star 1
    New award: Best Thread on Forcenet.

    Winner: This one.

    :)
  3. Jedi_Lite Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 2, 2002
    star 4
    Leonard - ack!! You're right! That's the most despicable part! The children! After all, that's what all this is for... the children.

    (Off-topic - Any word from Ulic on when we're going to start up "Lame Character Survivor"?)
  4. DarthRaptor Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 24, 2002
    star 1
    Hey, I love this thread, but aren't the awards kind of dragging on a bit? I thought they'd be over by now! Not so much a compliant as an observation... ;)

    DR
  5. DrunkenJediMaster Jedi Padawan

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    Jun 13, 2002
    Best Actor:Yoda
    Worst Actor: The kid who played Boba Fett
    Best Actress: Natalie Portman( Can't think of anyone else.)
    Worst Actress: The Woman who played Beru
    Best Sound: TWAAAANNNNGGG(Sonic Charges)
    Worst Sound: Anything uttered by JarJar
    Best Character: Yoda who else?
    Worse Character: San Hill
    Best CGI: The Battle Scene With Yoda
    Worst CGI: None (Ben Burtts the man!!!)
    Best Quote:"Obi-wan lost a planet, how embarasssing"
    Worst Quote: "It's a nightmare" by C-3PO
    Best Scene: Yoda fighting Dokuu
    Worst Scene: The sound of music scene on Naboo.

    "Do or do not, there is no try."
  6. BlueMules Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    May 30, 2002
    star 3
    SO, who is the best/ worst actor? Did I miss that one? =)
  7. Leonard_Shelby Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 31, 2002
    star 6
    Jedi- I have no clue when LAME STAR WARS SURVIVOR is going to start. I PM'd Ulic a couple of days ago, and have yet to hear back from him. It's as if he's disappeared off the face of the Earth. ?[face_plain]

    -Lenny
  8. Vaderbait Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 26, 2001
    star 6
    Best Actor: Hayden Christensen.
    Best Actress: None.
    Worst Actor: The deep throated Neimodian at the end. :p
    Worst Actress: Natalie Portman
    Best Character: Yoda
    Worst Character: Kit Fisto
    Best Vehicle/Transport: Gunships.
    Worst Vehicle/Transport: Padme/Anakin's silver ship on Tatooine.
    Best CGI: Yoda
    Worst CGI: Anakin on the cow thingy
    Best Sound: Seimic charges
    Worst Sound: I never really think there's a "bad" sound.
    Best Line/Quote: I killed them, I killed the all. And not just the men, but the woman and children too. They are animals and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE them.
    Worst Line/Quote: "Now if you'll excuse me, I will retire"-Padme.
    Best Scene: Anakin and Obi-Wan fighting about Padme after she falls out of the ship.
    Worst Scene: The Coruscant conference on the two couches at the beginning of the movie.
  9. PLO_KOON_DUDE Jedi Knight

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    Jun 5, 2002
    star 2
    Jedi_Lite maybe you should put that "The Voting is Closed" on the title so we dont get all these random votes..
  10. Jedi_Lite Jedi Master

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    Jun 2, 2002
    star 4
    Yeah, I'll have to get a mod to fix that.

    Oh, mods!!!

    EDIT:
    DarthRaptor - Yes, that would be my fault. Stupid life always getting in the way of stuff! grr!

    Mule - Ewan McGregor (No surprise there). Back up a few pages and you'll see the award.
  11. Jedi_Lite Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 2, 2002
    star 4
    BEST SOUND

    Star Wars, thanks in large part to Ben Burtt, has always been full of *EXCELLENT* sounds -- blasters, ships, explosions, droids beeping, Vader breathing, etc. etc. So, did AOTC bring any memorable new sounds to the table?

    Runner-Up:

    LIGHTSABERS
    (26 VOTES)

    [image=http://64.227.26.45/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/gallery_2.jpg]

    That old familiar hum is still popular after all these years. And don't you just love hearing them clash?? Votes for everyone's lightsabers were lumped together for this grand total, but most people who noted a specific liked Dooku's ever-so-Sith-like saber sound. And now to the user comments...

    [PASTE USER COMMENTS HERE] <--Notice the absence of user comments. What? Don't look at me! You're the ones who didn't say anything about lightsabers!

    ---

    Winner:

    SEISMIC CHARGES
    (150 Votes)

    [image=http://64.227.26.45/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/kamino_05.jpg]

    Hey, I found a picture of Boba Fett at the Slave 1 saying, "Dad! Look! Fiyah!" You guessed it, no pics or sounds of seismic charges. Not even to celebrate the 150 votes. I think the voters summed this up best, so without further ado -- *A Sudden Deadly Silence*

    "TWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAANNNNNGGGGG" --TheYodaPagoda
    "TWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAANNNNNGGGGG! (thanks to TheYodaPagoda)" --darth_brutus
    "Twaaaaang" --Chewies_bandolier
    "*TWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!*" --skillmatic
    "No contest!" -- E CHU TA!
    :cool: --Balance_Point
    "WOW!" --Jedi15
    "duh!" --Eriwo_Jolon
    "My favorite sound in ANY SW Movie...and too tell you the truth, and in any movie!" --jeffsole3273

    Thanks, guys. You take my breath away.

    HONORABLE MENTIONS:
    Naboo Royal Cruiser (10 Votes)
    Poggle the Lesser's voice {AKA a winged bowl of Rice Krispies} (5 Votes)
    Coruscant speeder chase (5 Votes)
    Acklay (4 Votes)
    Jango's guns (4 Votes)
    Reek (3 Votes)

    Next Up... (and don't hold your breath during the intermission)... Worst Sound!
  12. Jedi_Lite Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 2, 2002
    star 4
    This page needs a link to a seismic charge in the worst way.
  13. Gay-LenKenobi Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 20, 2000
    star 5
    "Good call..." ;)
    Well, I have a pic!
    [image=http://www.cubedspace.com/user/foxbatkllr/images/charges1024_768.jpg]

    Credit to foxbatkllr, the creator of this wallpaper. Everyone should check out his site of them.
    Wallpapers by Foxbatkllr
  14. E CHU TA! Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 8, 2000
    star 4
    Here you go:
    [image=http://www.hq.nasa.gov/office/pao/History/alsj/a17/20124318.jpg]

    Do a "Control" + "f" on this page and type "seismic." Go to the second "seismic."

    EDIT: Nevermind.
  15. Jedi_Lite Jedi Master

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    Jun 2, 2002
    star 4
  16. Arriss Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 1, 2002
    star 4
    Best Actor: Hayden
    Best Actress: Natalie
    Worst Actor: Banking Clan dude
    Worst Actress: Corde
    Best Character: Anakin
    Worst Character: Jar Jar
    Best Vehicle/Transport: speeder Anakin "borrowed"
    Worst Vehicle/Transport: Trade Federation "ships"
    Best CGI: Yoda
    Worst CGI: shaaks
    Best Sound: Wwwwwwaaaaannnnnngggg (seismic charges)
    Worst Sound:
    Best Line/Quote: Anakin confession
    Worst Line/Quote: banking clan dude (again)
    Best Scene: Chasing after Zam
    Worst Scene: shaaks
  17. duanage Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    May 4, 2002
    star 1
    Voting is closed! If any more illegal votes come in, I will get the banking clan dude to read the complete and unabridged version of William Shakespeare's Hamlet.

    AND DON'T THINK THAT IT CAN'T BE DONE! I have my connections; Lucas and I are like *THIS*! (crosses fingers)
  18. Jedi_Lite Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 2, 2002
    star 4
    I don't have the heart to them anymore. :)
  19. E CHU TA! Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 8, 2000
    star 4
    "Wwwwwwaaaaannnnnngggg"

    [face_blush]

    I believe that the seismic charges in Dr. Evil's spaceship make that sound.


  20. Gay-LenKenobi Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 20, 2000
    star 5
    Subject: RE: **AOTC Awards - Awards Presentation Tonight - See Who You Voted For!**

    *sighs*

    [image=http://www.sportg.com/brian/pics/goodjob.jpg]
  21. Jedi_Suzuran Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 22, 2002
    star 5
    duanage, your suggesting of getting the banking clan guy to read shakespeare-let me quote Luke in ESB and Obi Wan in TPM:
    NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
    Let me keep my last bit of sanity! I need it to cope waiting for ep III. :)
    J_L, I got an award of my own.
    Best Award Ever: This one! (who's better than the oscars now, eh?)
    "Best. Award. Ever." --comic book guy "the simpsons"
    Cool job. Keep 'em coming!
  22. duanage Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    May 4, 2002
    star 1
    The Banking Clan Dude will return in Episode III... if Lucas allowed the Neimodians and Jar Jar to resurface in Episode II, I believe that a certain dude will rise out of the ashes of the Republic to continue his evil banking ways.... mUAHAHAHAHahahahahaha!
  23. Shadow2488 Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Dec 3, 2001
    Everyone seems to want a sound file of those charges. I was able to obtain a sound clip, and it can be found here. Its a wave file and is about 800kb. If there is a problem posting this, please let me know, and I'll take it down right away.

    Enjoy :)
  24. Jedi_Suzuran Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 22, 2002
    star 5
    Let's hope banking clan dude doesn't return for III. It would be cruel, so cruel.:) :)
    duanage, why do I have the feeling you'll be the death of me? :D :)
  25. TenderHeart Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jun 3, 2002
    star 2
    --oos and ahs all around

    Thanks Shadow for the Sonic Charge! :D
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