**AOTC Awards - The Ballots are Counted- See Who You Voted For!**

Discussion in 'Attack of the Clones' started by Jedi_Lite, Jun 4, 2002.

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  1. Shadow2488 Jedi Knight

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    Dec 3, 2001
    No problemo. I'm just a simple man trying to make his way in the universe :)

    Edit: And about San Hill, the IGB Clan guy... he always freaked me out... looks like ILM took a human and squished his head.
  2. orangerful Jedi Knight

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    Apr 29, 2002
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    oh no I won't be home tomorrow night! I'm going to have to wait all weekend to see the votes! nooooo! *sigh* I will have to go run upstairs during the party to check the last few awards tomorrow, I just know it!

    This has been way too much fun. Though I have a few issues I will post after the entire ceremony is over.

    Great job to all those involved! Jedi-Lite and Gay-LenKenobi especially!

    toodle pip
    sam
  3. Jedi_Lite Jedi Master

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    Jun 2, 2002
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    Oh, man... could I possibly be drawing this award ceremony out because I never want this thread to end???

    *sigh*

    Only 2 awards left: Worst Sound. And for the Grand Finale, BEST SCENE.

    Do me a favor, watchers of the thread: find something cool that is AOTC-related and send it to me in a PM. I'm looking for images, links to any sounds, some cool quotes, comments you have to add, etc.

    If you don't find it for me, I'll find it myself! We're going out with a bang!

    Oh, and I (hopefully "we"; i.e. who ever wants to help) will do a part 2 of this in the AOTC forum. And I will be PREPARED this time! What I need from you is feedback on what categories we should have. Check out some early ideas:

    -Best Extra (character with NO lines)
    -Worst Extra (ditto)
    -Best Costume
    -Worst Costume
    -Best Set
    -Worst Set
    -Best Planet
    -Character You Wanted to Die
    -Character You Wish Didn't Die
    -Best Moment (as Tenderheart said, only a single frame or shot in the movie)

    Gotta go work on the last two awards...

    JL
  4. Jedi_Lite Jedi Master

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    And now to present the award for Worst Sound... Jango Fett.

    [image=http://64.227.26.45/Grilled-Sarlacc/c/jango/g-53.jpg]
    "Ladies, gentlemen, droids, and clones-- I am honored to be here tonight. It's not every day you get to hand out the award for Best Sound. Usually, I get asked to present something cool... like Best Actor. Let's cut to the chase & see the nominees, shall we?"

    [image=http://64.227.26.45/Grilled-Sarlacc/c/bobafett/b4.jpg]
    "Dad!"

    JANGO: Boba! Didn't I tell you to stay in the ship?
    BOBA: Yup. But you didn't roll the windows down for me and I got hot.
    JANGO: Very well. You may help me present the award. Are we ready for the nominees?
    BOBA: Fiyah!!!
    JANGO: And the nominees are...

    [image=http://64.227.26.45/Grilled-Sarlacc/c/wattambor/wat.jpg]
    "Puke" --Darth_Kyber

    BOBA: Wat Tambor... for being a representative of the Techno Union and freezing up during his speech. Ha ha ha!
    JANGO: Quit laughing, son.
    BOBA: Sorry, Dad.
    JANGO: The next nominee is the sound of Jar Jar Binks' voice!

    [image=http://64.227.26.45/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/jarjar.jpg]
    "This voter is NOT a Jar Jar fan." --Green_Lightsaber

    BOBA: Why don't people like Jar Jar Binks, Dad?
    JANGO: You'll understand someday, son. When you aren't 10.
    BOBA: And finally...

    [image=http://64.227.26.45/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/zam_anakin.jpg]
    "Not a bad sound, [but] resembled a pod racer so much that it took me out of the movie." --skillmatic

    JANGO: The Coruscant speeders. If you want to know the real reason why I killed Zam, it was because the sound of her speeder was a re-hash of the pods in Phantom Menace.
    BOBA: I don't remember those, Dad.
    JANGO: Shut up son, you're an idiot.
    BOBA: But I'm an unaltered clone of you, Dad!
    JANGO: And the winner is...

    JAR JAR'S VOICE
    (22 Votes)

    JANGO: This guy just doesn't take a hint.

    Runners-Up
    Wat Tambor's Voice Adjustment (18 Votes)
    Coruscant Speeders/TPM Rehash (11 Votes)
    Poggle the Lesser's Voice (8 Votes)
    Padme's Screaming, Giggling, Whining and overall Dull Tone (5 Votes)
    The Reek (5 Votes)
    Geonosian Blaster (5 Votes)

    [image=http://www.transmitmedia.com/svr/vault/burtt/art/burttoffice.jpg]

    BEN BURTT: Hi, everyone. I'm Ben Burtt. I do sounds for Star Wars. I just came here to say thank you to the many voters who couldn't think of a worst sound. To my knowledge, it was the least voted on category with around 133 votes. That seems like a lot but over 200 people voted. This is a true testament to my ability. Oh, and I'm sorry I re-hashed those TPM sounds. I thought you wouldn't notice.

    Next up... our final award of the presentation... BEST SCENE!

    (Huge thanks to Tenderheart for tallying those votes!)
  5. Gay-LenKenobi Jedi Grand Master

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  6. Clone_Commander_Dude Jedi Knight

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    May 21, 2002
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    YAY this is the best thread ever!!!

    Jedi_Lite I think you should definately post a new thread when this is over with those new categories you just mentioned, I already have in mind a "best shot" to sound off about...


    Thanks again!! You are the the chief :D



  7. That_Wascally_Droid Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 29, 2001
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    Wow! What are refreshingly innovative way you have of presenting these! Good fun!
    I say we should really archive this sucker :)
    And you quoted moi! If I would've known quotes were a-gunna happen, I'd be a bit more eloquent in my votes ;)
  8. PloKloon1138 Jedi Master

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    Apr 5, 2001
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    Great stuff, Jedi_Lite!!! And also, in the second award ceremony, how 'bout a best and worst musical moment? That would be cool. :D
  9. Ekenobi Jedi Master

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    Apr 4, 2002
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    Best Actor: Hayden
    Best Actress: Natalie(of course)
    Worst Actor:
    Worst Actress:
    Best Character: Anakin or Yoda(can not decide sorry)
    Worst Character:
    Best Vehicle/Transport: Jedi Starfighter
    Worst Vehicle/Transport:
    Best CGI: Yoda or Dexter. (again can not decide sorry)
    Worst CGI:
    Best Sound: Sonic charges
    Worst Sound:
    Best Line/Quote: Oh no, not good! Obi Wan
    Worst Line/Quote:
    Best Scene: Yoda coming in to fight Dooku
    Worst Scene
  10. Ekenobi Jedi Master

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    Apr 4, 2002
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    Where can I see the results of the awards? I do not see anything on ths thread.
  11. TenderHeart Jedi Knight

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    Jun 3, 2002
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    Ekenobi:
    The first award was handed out on the bottom of page 14. There's at least one award per page since then. Read the thread and you'll see all the winners.

    Also, I believe Jedi_Lite will recap all the winners at the very end.
  12. TenderHeart Jedi Knight

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    Jun 3, 2002
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    Ekenobi:
    The first award was handed out on the bottom of page 14. There's at least one award per page since then. Read the thread and you'll see all the winners.

    Also, I believe Jedi_Lite will recap all the winners at the very end.

    Only ONE more category in this the longest award ceremony ever!

    Great job JL!

    --ooops, sorry about the double post, not sure how that happened
  13. Ekenobi Jedi Master

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    Apr 4, 2002
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    Oops Sorry about that TenderHeart. Just did not have time to read the whole thread yet. Thanks.
  14. Vaderbait Jedi Grand Master

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    Sep 26, 2001
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    Have someone edit the title of the thread to say: "Voting closed", it's toobig of a thread to surf through it all to see if it's closed.
  15. Bail-AnBillies Jedi Master

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    May 21, 2002
    star 4
    This is probably the best award show I have ever been to :)
  16. 0bi-WanKenobi Jedi Knight

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    Jan 15, 2002
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    Have we done best scene yet?


    I suggest we have more awards ceremonies for the other four films.

    then we take the winners of the five films and compile them into a grand "star wars" award ceremony.
  17. nidiwan Jedi Knight

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    May 14, 2002
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    Best Actor: Obi-Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)
    Best Actress: Padme (Natalie Portman)
    Worst Actor: Anakin (Hayden Christensen)
    Worst Actress: Queen of Naboo
    Best Character: Jango Fett
    Worst Character: the jedi jango shoots of Balcony.
    Best Vehicle/Transport: Slave 1
    Worst Vehicle/Transport: Refugee Ship
    Best CGI: Yoda
    Worst CGI: none
    Best Sound: Count Dooku's Lightsaber igniting
    Worst Sound: none
    Best Line/Quote: "Good Job"
    Worst Line/Quote: "Partys Over"
    Best Scene: Kamino Escape
    Worst Scene: Padme and Anakin eating on Naboo
  18. Jedi_Lite Jedi Master

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    Jun 2, 2002
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    nidiwan - there's only one award left to give out. But I suppose I can count your vote for Best Scene.

    :)
  19. Ekenobi Jedi Master

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    Apr 4, 2002
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    Why can't we still post our votes. Some of us did not see this thread til late. It was not an award to start off with.
  20. Gay-LenKenobi Jedi Grand Master

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    Sep 20, 2000
    star 5
    Because we have long since counted them all. Jedi_Lite gave us 5 days warning about when the balloting would end. He said it was to be this past Tuesday, and he hasn't counted any more ballots since Tuesday evening. He has announced the winners in every catagory except one.
  21. Jedi_Lite Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 2, 2002
    star 4
    You CAN cast your votes... it's still okay to share your opinion. But they can't be counted, as the awards have all been given out, save one: Best Scene. I'm working on the presentation now.

    :)

    Feel free to fill out the ballot, as maybe this thread will continue on if people do so. But be aware that the awards presentation began on page 14 and is almost over now.

    JL
  22. Jedi_Yojimbo Jedi Knight

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    Mar 24, 2002
    Best Actor: Ewan McGregor

    Best Actress: Natalie Portman

    Worst Actor: Sio Bibble (is he always stressed out?)

    Worst Actress: Queen Jamilla

    Best Character: ObiWan

    Worst Character: Clieg Lars

    Best Vehicle/Transport: Jedi starfighter

    Worst Vehicle/Transport: Dookus Flying Tricycle

    Best CGI: Final Clone Trooper battle

    Worst CGI: Jedi Temple (it didn't come off as remotely realistic)

    Best Sound: Seismic Charges

    Worst Sound: n/a (sound is the one thing that LFL always gets right)

    Best Line/Quote: "She seems to be on top of things." (very James Bond)

    Worst Line/Quote: "I don't like sand..."

    Best Scene: Obi v. Jango and/or Clone Battle

    Worst Scene: All of the romantic scenes were painfully bad. (accept when Anakin admits he thinks that dictatorship would be a good idea)
  23. Darth_Omega Force Ghost

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    May 19, 2002
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    Fantastic Thread!!!
    Too bad I can't vote anymore :(
    Jedi_Lite you're doing a great job!

    Edit: w00t I can vote for best scene :)
    uhm Best Scene: Arena battle
    That's a great scene!
  24. Jedi_Lite Jedi Master

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    [image=http://www.synergizedsolutions.com/simpsons/pictures/others/tmcclure.gif]
    "Hello. I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such Star Wars-related programs as "Twi'lek Follies #7", "An Evening with Plo Koon", and "Ewok to Remember", starring Mandy Moore, Warwick Davis and me as Disgruntled Ewok #3.

    ANNOUNCER: Troy, we warned you. Get off the stage or we will have you arrested.
    TROY: It gets harder and harder to find work these days. Very well.
    ANNOUNCER: And now... presenting the award for BEST SCENE, the Jedi Council's own Master Yoda. And with him, Obi-Wan Kenobi.

    [image=http://64.227.26.45/Grilled-Sarlacc/c/yoda/oh****yes.jpg]
    "Very disturbing this awards show is."

    [image=http://64.227.26.45/Grilled-Sarlacc/c/kenobi/ken.jpg]
    "Master, are you saying the council didn't authorize the creation of an awards banquet?"

    YODA: Silence, Obi-Wan. Nominees for Best Scene we must read.
    OBI-WAN: Yes, Master.
    YODA: Nominee Best Scene the first is award for the...
    OBI-WAN: The first nominee for the Best Scene award is...
    YODA: The Saber Duels.

    [image=http://64.227.26.45/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/bliss.jpg]
    "Yoda handing Count Drac-- Dooku his butt on a platter. That old pansy ran out in the thick of it too. Prolly had to change his Depends." --monkeynugget
    "Everyone in the theater at the local premiere was going crazy during this scene, and with good reason." --Green_Lightsaber

    OBI-WAN: Ah, yes, I remember those. Still have a bad case of saber rash from that day on Geonosis.
    YODA: Fought well you did. Fought better did Dooku.
    OBI-WAN: With all due respect Master, at least I was able to duel without the use of computer technology.
    YODA: The next nominee you will read. NOW.
    OBI-WAN: The Tusken Slaughter and Confession.

    [image=http://64.227.26.45/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/aotc14.jpg]
    "Perhaps the most stunning moment in the saga so far." --Bithysith
    "If they [had] kept this together as one long scene, the emotional impact would have been even greater." --skillmatic
    "Hayden shines in his descent into Vaderism." --PadmeLeiaJaina

    QUI-GON JINN (voice): No!!!!!!!!!!
    OBI-WAN: Was that Qui-Gon Jinn, Master?
    YODA: Your deceased master it was.
    OBI-WAN: Does he not approve of the nominee?
    YODA: Dissatisfied with the buffett table backstage he was. Animal crackers and blue milk only.
    OBI-WAN: He can thank stupid Jedi_Lite and his budget problems for that.

    [image=http://64.227.26.45/Grilled-Sarlacc/c/anakin/d.jpg]
    "Who won the award? Tell us. TELL US NOW!"

    OBI-WAN: Patience, Anakin. Suspense passes in time.
    YODA: Inside Kamino & Jango vs. Obi-Wan... the third nominee is.

    [image=http://64.227.26.45/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/kamino2.jpg]
    "A very well written scene that was played out beautifully by all involved, even Daniel. Ewan playing Sherlock to Temuera?s Moriarty is one of my favorite scenes in any film in a long time." --Forja-Bingbey
    "I'll go with Jango's apartment because you can cut the tension with a knife."
    --R2RNOT

    YODA: The Saber Duels...

    ...the winner is.
    (71 Votes)

    OBI-WAN: Good job. You said it completely backwards. Once again, you've ruined the surprise.
    YODA: Oops. Botched an award presentation I have. How embarrassing, how embarrassing!
    OBI-WAN: *Ahem* Technicians, fix that, please...

    THE SABER DUELS
    (71 Votes)

    OBI-WAN: Much better.

    Runners-Up:
    Tusken Slaughter/Confession (62 Votes)
    Kamino/Jango & Obi-Wan (25 Votes)
    Geonosis Arena Battle (24 Votes)
    Coruscant Speeder Chase (10 Votes)
    Yoda and the Younglings (4 Votes)
    The Clones Board Ships While Palaptine Looks On (3 Votes)
    Padme's Love Confession (3 Votes)

    ANAKIN: Well, the awards are all handed out now.
    YODA: Much pain... and suffering I feel.
    OBI-WAN: Don't fret, Master Yoda. There will be another awards show before you know it! With categories like Worst Extra.

    [image=http://64.227.26.45/Grilled-Sarlacc/c/kitfisto/kitfisto1.jpg]
    *Kit Fisto smiles*

    ANNOUNCER: Before you abandon this for greene
  25. 0bi-WanKenobi Jedi Knight

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    So...lets get this party started.
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