AOTC picture captioning thread

Discussion in 'Attack of the Clones' started by obi_wan_skiniobi, Mar 21, 2002.

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  1. foxbatkllr Jedi Grand Master

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    lol. Now this is a thread I've not posted in a long time...a long time. JW00 I still remember that caption you did with GL and Obi-Wan being love interests...that was just wrong.
  2. JohnWilliams00 Jedi Master

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    JW00 I still remember that caption you did with GL and Obi-Wan being love interests...that was just wrong.

    I remember it too. Whew, I'm glad the moderator cut me a little slack that day.

    *looks around nervously*
  3. JohnWilliams00 Jedi Master

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    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/g-108.jpg]

    "Vader, only you could be so bold. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board."

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/u7.jpg]

    Padme: "DVD is much sharper in quality than VHS. That's why I love it."
  4. han_solo_321 Jedi Master

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    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/c/dooku/12.jpg]

    Dooku "Ha Beat my two lightsabers!"


    (Yoda walks up and cut the blue lightsaber in two)



    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/c/sidious/ds.jpg]

    Want to know my true identy? Well watch all of Palpatine's sceens :)

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/c/jango/jangokamino.jpg]


    AHHHHH What happend to my eye? Well i am blind out of 1 eye and have 6/20 vison SO know wonnder me and my clones hit their heads!



    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/c/mace/arenamace.jpg]

    mace: Ok I just haft to kill this bontey hunter and.....oops! Sorry Padme (padme dies)




  5. obi_wan_skiniobi Jedi Knight

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    here's a reply to petmytauntaun:
    [image=http://home.hiwaay.net/~thefanns/images/cycle.jpg]
    Padawan Barney: Gee Obi..That was wacky! I almost lost you in the traffic.

    OBI-WAN: What took you so long?

    Padawan Barney: Gee, Master, I couldn't find a speeder I really liked, with an open cockpit... and with the right speed capabilities...

  6. JohnWilliams00 Jedi Master

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    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/o9.jpg] [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/0052.jpg] [image=http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/trailers/img/teaserc/31.jpg]

    Padme: "Let's do something together! Something fun!"

    [image=http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/trailers/img/teaserc/32.jpg]

    Anakin: "I think I know what you have in mind...hehehe!" *snickers*

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/o8.jpg]

    Padme: "Let's start from the very be-gin-ning..."

    [image=http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/trailers/img/teaserc/32.jpg]

    Anakin: "A very good place to staaart..."

    [image=http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/trailers/img/teaserc/31.jpg]

    Padme: "When you you read you begin you A-B-C..."

    [image=http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/trailers/img/teaserc/32.jpg]

    Anakin: "And when you sing you begin with Do-Re-Mi..."

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/o7.jpg] [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/o6.jpg]

    Padme: "DO-RE-MI...The first three notes just happen to be, DO-RE-MI!"

    [image=http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/trailers/img/teaserc/32.jpg]

    Aankin: "DO-RE-MI!"

    [image=http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/trailers/img/teaserc/33.jpg] [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/o7.jpg]

    Padme: "Doe, a deer, a female deer..."

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/rolling.jpg]

    Anakin: "Ray, a drop of golden sun!"

    [image=http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/trailers/img/teaserc/31.jpg]

    Padme: "Me, name, I call myself..."

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/rolling.jpg]

    Anakin: "Fahh, a long-long way to ruuuun!!!"















  7. JohnWilliams00 Jedi Master

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    [image=http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/trailers/img/teaserc/48.jpg]

    *Everyone cheers* "OOOOH, AAAAAAH"

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/c/anakin/mos11.jpg]

    Woody: "Look, look. We're all very impressed with Andy's new toy --"

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/obiani3.jpg]

    "Toy?"

    [image=http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/trailers/img/teaserc/40jpg]

    Woody: "T-O-Y, toy."

    [image=http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/trailers/img/teaserc/41jpg]

    "Excuse me, I believe the word you're searching for is "space ranger."

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/g-400.jpg]

    Woody: "The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because they're other preschool toys present."

    [image=http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/trailers/img/teaserc/48.jpg]

    *shows off his gadgets*

    [image=http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/trailers/img/teaserc/55.jpg]

    "Oh look! A laser!" *everyone ooohs and
    aaahs*

    [image=http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/trailers/img/teaserc/42.jpg] [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/3056.jpg]

    Woody: "It's NOT a laser! It's a little light bulb that blinks!"

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/3012.jpg]

    "What's wrong with him??"

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/ep37.jpg]

    "Laser envy."












  8. foxbatkllr Jedi Grand Master

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    JW00 that's very funny but the quote in your sig is WRONG. Completely inaccurate. FOTR: EE according to BO Mojo hasn't gotten anywhere near AOTC in terms of sales.
  9. JohnWilliams00 Jedi Master

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    Jan 29, 2002
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    Okay, I'll take off that quote. ;)

    Too bad two of the pics above don't work and I can't edit them.
  10. foxbatkllr Jedi Grand Master

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    star 6
    Thanks. What were those pictures of?
  11. JohnWilliams00 Jedi Master

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  12. han_solo_321 Jedi Master

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    The anakin and padme one is funny :):):)
  13. JohnWilliams00 Jedi Master

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    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/temple.jpg]

    I believe in America. America has made my fortune. And I was raised by my mother in the American fashion -- with honor. She was out getting mushrooms one day, and these Tusken Raiders kidnapped her. She resisted, so they beat her like an animal. When I went to the hospital, her nose was broken. Her jaw was shattered, held together by wire. She couldn't even weep because of the pain. But I wept. Why did I weep? She was the light of my life -- beautiful women. Now, I ask you, Don Palpatine, for justice.

    [image=http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/trailers/img/trailerd/8.jpg]

    Don Palpatine: "What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? Had
    you come to me in friendship, then this scum that ruined your mother would be suffering
    this very day..."

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/bigtalks.jpg]

    "...And that by chance if an honest man such as yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you.

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/g-59.jpg]

    "Be my friend? Godfather?"

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/bigtalks.jpg]

    "Prego. Some day, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day -- accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day."







  14. JohnWilliams00 Jedi Master

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    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/dart.jpg]

    My preciousssssss....
  15. JohnWilliams00 Jedi Master

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    [image=http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/trailers/img/teaserc/34.jpg]

    "Will you marry me, Jenny?"

    [image=http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/trailers/img/teaserc/36.jpg]

    "You don't want to marry me, Forrest."

    [image=http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/trailers/img/teaserc/37.jpg]

    "I may-not-be-a-smart-man. But-I-know-what-love-is."
    -------------------------------------

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/c/anakin/mos11.jpg]

    "When I was in China on the All-American Ping Pong team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flexolite ping pong paddle."
    ---------------------------------------

    [image=http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/trailers/img/teaserc/32.jpg]

    "Lieutenant Dan, what are you doing here?"

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/4008.jpg]

    "I'm here to try out my sea legs."

    [image=http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/trailers/img/teaserc/32.jpg]

    "But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan."

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/legless.jpg]

    "I know that you idiot."
    -----------------------------------------

    [image=http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/trailers/img/trailerd/56.jpg]

    "Have you ever been on a real shrimping boat?"

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/c/kenobi/g-2.jpg]

    "No, but I've been on a really big boat."



  16. X-Wing_Pilot5 Jedi Knight

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    THE PHANTOM MENACE

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/movie2_bgjj.jpg]
    "Itsa with great reluctance that yousa have agreed to desa calling..."

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/aotc_dvd041.jpg]

    "It is with great reluctance that I have agreed to this calling."

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/movie2_bgjj.jpg]
    "Yousa love democracy..."

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/aotc_dvd041.jpg]
    "I love democracy..."

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/movie2_bgjj.jpg]
    "Yousa love da Republic..."

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/evil.jpg]
    "I love the Republic..."

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/movie2_bgjj.jpg]
    "The power theysa give yousa..."

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/evil.jpg]
    The power you give me..."

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/movie2_bgjj.jpg]
    "Yousa gonna lay down when desa crisis has abated."

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/913.jpg]
    "...I will lay down when this crisis has abated."

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/movie2_bgjj.jpg]
    "And as yousa first act with desa new authority..."

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/addressing.jpg]
    "And as my first act with this new authority..."

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/movie2_bgjj.jpg]
    "Yousa gonna creat a Grand Army of the Republic..."

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/evil.jpg]
    "I will create a grand Army of the Republic..."

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/movie2_bgjj.jpg]
    "...to counter the increasing threats of desa separatists."

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/913.jpg]
    "to counter the increasing threats of the separatists."


    Now we know. ;)

    God bless,

    X-Wing Pilot 5
  17. JohnWilliams00 Jedi Master

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    lol X-wing Pilot 5. :D

    We need more contributors to this thread. I look forward to seeng more but the thread is pretty empty sometimes.

    You guys could use the following sites for pictures:

    grilled-sarlacc.com

    episode-x.com

    And just in case, you post pictures by typing:

    [image=[hl=yellow]type in url of pic here[/hl]]

    Pics must end in ".jpg" or ".gif"

  18. YodaJeff Manager Emeritus

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    I'm pretty sure that Episode-X doesn't allow remote linking of their pictures, so if you want to use one of their pics, you'll have to upload it to your own server, and give them credit where necessary.
  19. petmytauntaun Force Ghost

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    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/4061.jpg]

    [image=http://www.timvp.com/beverly.jpg]

    Jethro: Whooo Dawgies! Did ya'll see that? That feller looked like he was in a pickle! I reckon we outta help 'im out!

    Jed: Now Jethro, what did I tell you about meddlin in the affairs of these big city folks?

    Jethro: Gosh...Ok, Uncle Jed...
  20. Levi8675309 Jedi Knight

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    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/c/mace/mace5.jpg]

    "Lightsabering for Dummies"

    Chapter 4: Making an Entrance

    When entering an area full of evildoers, it's important for a Jedi to demonstrate who the boss is. The easiest way to do this is to fire off a clever one-liner. Here's a few to get you started, but have fun developing your own!

    - Here I come to save the day!
    - All your base are belong to us.
    - We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
    - What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
    - There can be only one highlander.
    - It's clobberin' time!


    And of course;

    - This party's over.
  21. X-Wing_Pilot5 Jedi Knight

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    In the tradition of JohnWilliams00:

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/dut2.jpg]
    "Listen, Geegaw - I'm sorry!!!"

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/917.jpg]
    "Monterey?"

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/arrival02.jpg]
    "It's me, Gadget. Geegaw's little girl."
    "Last time I saw you, you were knee-high to a knee."

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/902.jpg]
    "I've grown since."

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/ep46.jpg]
    "I'LL SAY!!!"

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/050.jpg]
    "And you are..."

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/3005.jpg]
    "Charmed."

    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/901.jpg]
    "They're me new mates, Chip and Dale. We're looking for your dad."

    There's dialogue after that, but I don't remember it exactly...

    Enjoy. :p

    God bless,

    X-Wing Pilot 5
  22. Prime_ Jedi Knight

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    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/4061.jpg]

    "Here I come to save the DAAYYYYYYYY!!!"


    [image=http://home.hiwaay.net/~thefanns/images/cycle.jpg]

    "Okay Anakin, I know I asked you what took you so the long last time, but next time take a little *more* time before you come and rescue me."


    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/obiani3.jpg]

    "If you tell me you're haunted by the kiss I never should have given you, it's curtains for Anakin."


    [image=http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/trailers/img/teaserc/55.jpg] [image=http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/trailers/img/teaserc/55.jpg] [image=http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/trailers/img/teaserc/55.jpg]

    In the auditions for Episode III, Threepio shows is emotional range for George by displaying:
    1. intense anger
    2. giddy laughter
    3. a pained expression with a hint of melancholy


    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/dart.jpg]

    "I think this is a poison dart, eh. And you can see these funny little marks on the..." *prick* "Oh boy. Not good..."


    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/c/anakin/mos11.jpg]

    "Oh yeah, like this ball has more acting range than I do."


    [image=http://www.timvp.com/beverly.jpg]

    Unfortunately, there just weren't that many good Jedi available to go to Geonosis.


    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/c/mace/mace5.jpg]

    "And then the Yuuza-whatza Vong does what? Can't be affected by the Force?! Who are these guys??!! What kind of stupid Star Wars book IS this ???!!!"


    [image=http://theforce.net/humor/captioning/pics/caption63_sm.jpg]

    "Hey! You there!!"
  23. X-Wing_Pilot5 Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Apr 11, 2001
    star 1
    It's not exactly AOTC, but...

    [image=http://theforce.net/humor/captioning/pics/caption18.jpg]

    "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!"

    God bless,

    X-Wing Pilot 5
  24. Devilanse Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 11, 2002
    star 5
    [image=http://theforce.net/humor/captioning/pics/caption18.jpg]

    "Runnnnnn.....Get too dee choppaaaaah!"
  25. han_solo_321 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 14, 2002
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    [image=http://members.lycos.co.uk/sithed/Pics2/AOTC_DVD/6_Jango_Clones_Screencaps/clonesdvdweek3_25.jpg]



    Clonetrooper: Hi Yoda!


    Yoda: Hi

    Clonetrooper: Hi Yoda

    Yoda: Hi

    Yoda: Hi

    Clonetrooper: Hi Yoda

    Yoda: Hi

    Clonetrooper: Hi Yoda

    Yoda: Hi

    Clonetrooper: Hi Yoda

    Yoda: Hi


    Clonetrooper: Hi Yoda

    Yoda: Hi

    Clonetrooper: Hi Yoda

    Yoda: Hi

    Clonetrooper: Hi Yoda!


    *Yoda takes out his lightsaber and slices the Clonetrooper into 5 peaces*
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