AOTC picture captioning thread

lol. Now this is a thread I've not posted in a long time...a long time. JW00 I still remember that caption you did with GL and Obi-Wan being love interests...that was just wrong.

 

JW00 I still remember that caption you did with GL and Obi-Wan being love interests...that was just wrong.

I remember it too. Whew, I'm glad the moderator cut me a little slack that day.

*looks around nervously*

 

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"Vader, only you could be so bold. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board."

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Padme: "DVD is much sharper in quality than VHS. That's why I love it."

 

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Dooku "Ha Beat my two lightsabers!"


(Yoda walks up and cut the blue lightsaber in two)



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Want to know my true identy? Well watch all of Palpatine's sceens

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AHHHHH What happend to my eye? Well i am blind out of 1 eye and have 6/20 vison SO know wonnder me and my clones hit their heads!



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mace: Ok I just haft to kill this bontey hunter and.....oops! Sorry Padme (padme dies)

 

here's a reply to petmytauntaun:
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Padawan Barney: Gee Obi..That was wacky! I almost lost you in the traffic.

OBI-WAN: What took you so long?

Padawan Barney: Gee, Master, I couldn't find a speeder I really liked, with an open cockpit... and with the right speed capabilities...

 

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Padme: "Let's do something together! Something fun!"

[image=http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/trailers/img/teaserc/32.jpg]

Anakin: "I think I know what you have in mind...hehehe!" *snickers*

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Padme: "Let's start from the very be-gin-ning..."

[image=http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/trailers/img/teaserc/32.jpg]

Anakin: "A very good place to staaart..."

[image=http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/trailers/img/teaserc/31.jpg]

Padme: "When you you read you begin you A-B-C..."

[image=http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/trailers/img/teaserc/32.jpg]

Anakin: "And when you sing you begin with Do-Re-Mi..."

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Padme: "DO-RE-MI...The first three notes just happen to be, DO-RE-MI!"

[image=http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/trailers/img/teaserc/32.jpg]

Aankin: "DO-RE-MI!"

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Padme: "Doe, a deer, a female deer..."

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Anakin: "Ray, a drop of golden sun!"

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Padme: "Me, name, I call myself..."

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Anakin: "Fahh, a long-long way to ruuuun!!!"

 

[image=http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/trailers/img/teaserc/48.jpg]

*Everyone cheers* "OOOOH, AAAAAAH"

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Woody: "Look, look. We're all very impressed with Andy's new toy --"

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"Toy?"

[image=http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/trailers/img/teaserc/40jpg]

Woody: "T-O-Y, toy."

[image=http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/trailers/img/teaserc/41jpg]

"Excuse me, I believe the word you're searching for is "space ranger."

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Woody: "The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because they're other preschool toys present."

[image=http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/trailers/img/teaserc/48.jpg]

*shows off his gadgets*

[image=http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/trailers/img/teaserc/55.jpg]

"Oh look! A laser!" *everyone ooohs and
aaahs*

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Woody: "It's NOT a laser! It's a little light bulb that blinks!"

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"What's wrong with him??"

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"Laser envy."

 

JW00 that's very funny but the quote in your sig is WRONG. Completely inaccurate. FOTR: EE according to BO Mojo hasn't gotten anywhere near AOTC in terms of sales.

 

Okay, I'll take off that quote.

Too bad two of the pics above don't work and I can't edit them.

 

Thanks. What were those pictures of?

 

They were two pics of Obi-Wan and Anakin talking in front of the bar. http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/trailers/teaserc2.shtmlThe mouth movements matched pretty well in those pics. Oh well, no big deal.

 

The anakin and padme one is funny

 

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I believe in America. America has made my fortune. And I was raised by my mother in the American fashion -- with honor. She was out getting mushrooms one day, and these Tusken Raiders kidnapped her. She resisted, so they beat her like an animal. When I went to the hospital, her nose was broken. Her jaw was shattered, held together by wire. She couldn't even weep because of the pain. But I wept. Why did I weep? She was the light of my life -- beautiful women. Now, I ask you, Don Palpatine, for justice.

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Don Palpatine: "What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? Had
you come to me in friendship, then this scum that ruined your mother would be suffering
this very day..."

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"...And that by chance if an honest man such as yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you.

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"Be my friend? Godfather?"

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"Prego. Some day, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day -- accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day."

 

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My preciousssssss....

 

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"Will you marry me, Jenny?"

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"You don't want to marry me, Forrest."

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"I may-not-be-a-smart-man. But-I-know-what-love-is."
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"When I was in China on the All-American Ping Pong team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flexolite ping pong paddle."
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"Lieutenant Dan, what are you doing here?"

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"I'm here to try out my sea legs."

[image=http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/trailers/img/teaserc/32.jpg]

"But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan."

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"I know that you idiot."
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"Have you ever been on a real shrimping boat?"

[image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/c/kenobi/g-2.jpg]

"No, but I've been on a really big boat."

 

THE PHANTOM MENACE

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"Itsa with great reluctance that yousa have agreed to desa calling..."

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"It is with great reluctance that I have agreed to this calling."

[image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/movie2_bgjj.jpg]
"Yousa love democracy..."

[image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/aotc_dvd041.jpg]
"I love democracy..."

[image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/movie2_bgjj.jpg]
"Yousa love da Republic..."

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"I love the Republic..."

[image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/movie2_bgjj.jpg]
"The power theysa give yousa..."

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The power you give me..."

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"Yousa gonna lay down when desa crisis has abated."

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"...I will lay down when this crisis has abated."

[image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/movie2_bgjj.jpg]
"And as yousa first act with desa new authority..."

[image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/addressing.jpg]
"And as my first act with this new authority..."

[image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/movie2_bgjj.jpg]
"Yousa gonna creat a Grand Army of the Republic..."

[image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/evil.jpg]
"I will create a grand Army of the Republic..."

[image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/movie2_bgjj.jpg]
"...to counter the increasing threats of desa separatists."

[image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/913.jpg]
"to counter the increasing threats of the separatists."


Now we know.

God bless,

X-Wing Pilot 5

 

lol X-wing Pilot 5.

We need more contributors to this thread. I look forward to seeng more but the thread is pretty empty sometimes.

You guys could use the following sites for pictures:

grilled-sarlacc.com

episode-x.com

And just in case, you post pictures by typing:

[image=type in url of pic here]

Pics must end in ".jpg" or ".gif"

 

I'm pretty sure that Episode-X doesn't allow remote linking of their pictures, so if you want to use one of their pics, you'll have to upload it to your own server, and give them credit where necessary.

 

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Jethro: Whooo Dawgies! Did ya'll see that? That feller looked like he was in a pickle! I reckon we outta help 'im out!

Jed: Now Jethro, what did I tell you about meddlin in the affairs of these big city folks?

Jethro: Gosh...Ok, Uncle Jed...

 

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"Lightsabering for Dummies"

Chapter 4: Making an Entrance

When entering an area full of evildoers, it's important for a Jedi to demonstrate who the boss is. The easiest way to do this is to fire off a clever one-liner. Here's a few to get you started, but have fun developing your own!

- Here I come to save the day!
- All your base are belong to us.
- We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
- What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
- There can be only one highlander.
- It's clobberin' time!


And of course;

- This party's over.

 

In the tradition of JohnWilliams00:

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"Listen, Geegaw - I'm sorry!!!"

[image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/917.jpg]
"Monterey?"

[image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/arrival02.jpg]
"It's me, Gadget. Geegaw's little girl."
"Last time I saw you, you were knee-high to a knee."

[image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/902.jpg]
"I've grown since."

[image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/ep46.jpg]
"I'LL SAY!!!"

[image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/050.jpg]
"And you are..."

[image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/3005.jpg]
"Charmed."

[image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/s/i/901.jpg]
"They're me new mates, Chip and Dale. We're looking for your dad."

There's dialogue after that, but I don't remember it exactly...

Enjoy.

God bless,

X-Wing Pilot 5

 

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"Here I come to save the DAAYYYYYYYY!!!"


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"Okay Anakin, I know I asked you what took you so the long last time, but next time take a little *more* time before you come and rescue me."


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"If you tell me you're haunted by the kiss I never should have given you, it's curtains for Anakin."


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In the auditions for Episode III, Threepio shows is emotional range for George by displaying:
1. intense anger
2. giddy laughter
3. a pained expression with a hint of melancholy


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"I think this is a poison dart, eh. And you can see these funny little marks on the..." *prick* "Oh boy. Not good..."


[image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/c/anakin/mos11.jpg]

"Oh yeah, like this ball has more acting range than I do."


[image=http://www.timvp.com/beverly.jpg]

Unfortunately, there just weren't that many good Jedi available to go to Geonosis.


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"And then the Yuuza-whatza Vong does what? Can't be affected by the Force?! Who are these guys??!! What kind of stupid Star Wars book IS this ???!!!"


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"Hey! You there!!"

 

It's not exactly AOTC, but...

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"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!"

God bless,

X-Wing Pilot 5

 

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"Runnnnnn.....Get too dee choppaaaaah!"

 

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Clonetrooper: Hi Yoda!


Yoda: Hi

Clonetrooper: Hi Yoda

Yoda: Hi

Yoda: Hi

Clonetrooper: Hi Yoda

Yoda: Hi

Clonetrooper: Hi Yoda

Yoda: Hi

Clonetrooper: Hi Yoda

Yoda: Hi


Clonetrooper: Hi Yoda

Yoda: Hi

Clonetrooper: Hi Yoda

Yoda: Hi

Clonetrooper: Hi Yoda!


*Yoda takes out his lightsaber and slices the Clonetrooper into 5 peaces*