AOTC picture captioning thread

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Qui-Gon: So how was it working with Nicole Kidman on Moulin Rouge, Ewan? Don't worry, speak into the mic, little one.

Ewan: It twas gud.
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Shmi: I want you to bring back some milk and a loaf of bread, sweetheart. Here's some money.
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Green Guy: You must control that temper of yours, my young friend. It will hurt you in the long ru--

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Anakin: Screw you booger-face!

 

Gawd, this thread is far to funny. It should be illegal.

 

The storm trooper on the toilet.. Hilarious!

I think some of you are getting carried away with too many pics.

Cool thread.

 

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"Yes, my young padawan...I pickpocketed your lightsaber and had it all along...proving yet once again that the hand is quicker than your mind."

*Edit*
Has the process for posting images changed? The last 2 times I've tried, it hasn't worked. Help, please.

 

Devilanse, it's still the same method, but I think your pic's url was incorrect. I'll help you post it.

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[b]"Yes, my young padawan...I pickpocketed your lightsaber and had it all along...proving yet once again that the hand is quicker than your mind."[/b][hr]

Here's some pic galleries for people who want to post some captions:

1) [link=http://www.grilled-sarlacc.com]http://www.grilled-sarlacc.com[/link]
2) [link=http://galactic-voyage.com]http://galactic-voyage.com[/link]

[Agent Smith]Mooore.[/Agent Smith]

 

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"The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an iscoceles triangle, is equal to the square root of the remaining side!"

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"That's a right triangle, you idiot!"

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"Doh!"

 

Thanks for the save, JohnWilliams00, and

 

No problem Devilanse.

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"So this guy tells me I have real potential in becoming a model. I'm thinking a Revlon deal isn't too far away either."

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Owen: "I get this funny feeling inside, but I see Beru and I retiring in our 50s and spending the rest of our lives someplace nice and warm. BBQs come to mind. Laying on the floor. Relaxing..."

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"Who are you. Why am I here."

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"I am the Architect. I created the Matrix."

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"#&$^@%(&!"

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With the death of R2D2 the Great, thousands of Jawas mourned the loss of their tin God. The next day, they sold his scraps for a few extra credits.

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Han: "Hey Chewie, these shrooms be tiiight."

Chewie: "GRrrrRRRRR....heheheheheheh"

 

I know the Obi/Jango jokes have been done to death...but I this pic is too good to pass up.

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Taun We: Jango, wilt thou have this man to be thy wedded husband? Wilt thou love him, comfort him, honour, and keep him in sickness and in health; and, forsaking all others, keep thee only unto him, so long as ye both shall live?

Obi: I do. *blushes*
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Obi Wan's frank reaction upon renting the movie "Gigli".

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Jamilla: After midnight, we close the doors of this palace and have ourselves hot, wild and kinky parties where we screen The Rocky Horror Picture Show.