AOTC Pinoy's Choice Awards!

guys why don't we make our own "Attack of the Clones" pinoy's choice awards! I've come up w/ these categories just copy and paste it ok? and please do tell why it's your choice

1.Best Character (male)
2.Best Character (female)
3.Best Character (alien)
4.Best Character (droid)
5.Best Planet
6.Worst Planet
7.Worst Character (male)
8.Worst Character (female)
9.Worst Character (alien)
10.Worst droid
11.Best line
12.Best action scene
13.Best extra
14.Worst extra
15.Best costume
16.Worst costume
17.Best gadget
18.worst gadget
19.Best scene (in terms of effects)
20.Best scene (in terms of acting)
21.Best Vehicle
22.Worst Vehicle

 

1.Best Character (male) - Obi-Wan Kenobi
2.Best Character (female) - Aayla Secura!! alright, Amidala na nga lang. They both wore midriffs anyway.
3.Best Character (alien) - Yoda
4.Best Character (droid) - Gonk, the trash can alien (wait, he WAS there, right?)
5.Best Planet - Kamino
6.Worst Planet - N/A
7.Worst Character (male) - n/a
8.Worst Character (female) - n/a
9.Worst Character (alien) - i would liek to say Jar Jar, but he fulfilled his role.
10.Worst droid - C3PO...friggin' nag.
11.Best line - dialogue, actually-->>Uh..You wanna buy some deathsticks....etc etc.
12.Best action scene - Yoda vs Dooku. aka ATTack of the Geriatrics! ;p
13.Best extra - Elan Sleazebaggano
14.Worst extra - n/a
15.Best costume - n/a Anakin's. sleek and edgy.
16.Worst costume - the Techno Guild guy. ugh.
17.Best gadget - Dooku's saber
18.worst gadget - whatever that Techno Guild guy had
19.Best scene (in terms of effects) - Coruscant chase scene
20.Best scene (in terms of acting) - Anakin's prelude-to-carnage moment/the moment he revealed to Padme the carnage incident
21.Best Vehicle - Padme's sleek silver plane in the opening sequence
22.Worst Vehicle - Dooku's speeder

 

1.Best Character (male) - Anakin (duh. I'm predictable! LOL)
2.Best Character (female) - I'm tempted to say Padme, but... okay fine. Padme. Sheesh. The other females weren't given big roles, ya know.
3.Best Character (alien) - YODA. who else?
4.Best Character (droid) - R2D2 (he's cuter and efficient and cool!)
5.Best Planet - Coruscant (Geonosis and Kamino give me the creeps, and Naboo was TOO pretty. heheh)
6.Worst Planet - Geonosis (wouldn't want to get stranded there!)
7.Worst Character (male) - none in my book
8.Worst Character (female) - ditto
9.Worst Character (alien) - the Duckheaded Jedi?
10.Worst droid - I'd say the assassin droids, because they couldn't even shake off Obi-Wan without Zam shooting him! LOL.
11.Best line - "Jedi business. Get back to your drinks." (with Anakin's tone. ang angas, di ba? HAHA!)
12.Best action scene - the whole hangar Duel scene. (cool lightsaber fights!)
13.Best extra - I'd have to agree it was Elan Sleazebaggano. The guy rocks! heheh
14.Worst extra - uh... hmm... I didn't notice.
15.Best costume - Anakin's Outlander disguise costume. (sigh). Heheh. (If I were a guy, though, I'd say Padme's colorful backless number)
16.Worst costume - Hmmm... none? (Trisha Biggar was fabulous!)
17.Best gadget - any lightsaber
18.worst gadget - none again? can you tell I'm biased? LOL.
19.Best scene (in terms of effects) - YODA vs. DOOKU! (hehehe!)
20.Best scene (in terms of acting) - Anakin slaughters the Tuskens, and the subsequent scenes in the Lars homestead.
21.Best Vehicle - Anakin's speeder in the Coruscant chase scene.
22.Worst Vehicle - those weird thingies that brought the Clone Troopers to Geonosis. I just thought they were big and clunky, but they did the job, so....

*** Hey, ya know you should add a Best Actress and Best Actor category. Heheh. Ya know I'd vote for Hayden!

 

1. Obi-Wan Kenobi
2. Padme!
3. Yoda
4. R2-D2
5. Geonosis
6. Kamino
7. None
8. None
9. None
10. The robot with the wierd voice box (techno guild guy)
11. "Around the survivors a perimeter create!" - Yoda
12. Yoda kicking ass with a lightsaber against Dooku
13. One of the good looking bar girls in Coruscant
14. I can't think of any
15. Padme!
16. The costumes are great
17. A lightsaber
18. the techno guy's voicebox
19. Anything in Geonosis, because water is really tough to create
20. Any scene with Yoda or Obi-Wan
21. Obi-Wan's Jedi Starfighter
22. Dooku's speeder could've been more bad ass

 

guys, the duckman jedi's name is Coleman Trebor.

The Tecno Union guy is Wat Tambor.

The Banking clan guy's name is San Hill

 

1.Best Character (male): Obi-Wan (Ewan was great!)

2.Best Character (female): Padme' (parang no choice yata?)

3.Best Character (alien): Yoda! (nuff' said)

4.Best Character (droid): C3PO (classic C3PO)

5.Best Planet: Kamino (raindrops keep falling from my head...)

6.Worst Planet: Geonosis (maski cactus yata hindi sumisibol 'don)

7.Worst Character (male): Bail Antilles (he needs more dialogue in III)

8.Worst Character (female): Queen Jamilla (parang katulong lang sya compared to Amidala...)

9.Worst Character (alien):-

10.Worst droid: Super Batle droid number 5670770

11.Best line: I hate them... (gooossseebuuummmpsss)

12.Best action scene: that little green guy's "practice" session w/ Dooku)

13.Best extra: Aayla Secura! (hot jedi!) and jedi knight extra number 34 )

14.Worst extra: Sio Bibble (uhm... I don't know)

15.Best costume: Jango's Mandalorian armor (i don't think even the Sarlacc could digest that thing)

16.Worst costume: Jamilla's (parang basahan lang compared to Amidala's costumes in 1)

17.Best gadget: Seismic Charges (nabingi ako 'don)

18.worst gadget: Uhm... the thing Anakin threw (I can't think of any)

19.Best scene (in terms of effects): "Coruscant chase"

20.Best scene (in terms of acting): Anakin's "confession" scene (-sniff!-)

21.Best Vehicle: Slave 1 (classic)

22.Worst Vehicle: Coruscant car number 7,217,353,400,383,282,456

 

hi guys! to those who haven't voted yet, please do vote.

 

1.Best Character (male) - Obi-wan Kenobi. Nuff said.
2.Best Character (female) - Dorme! Dorme! Dorme!
3.Best Character (alien) - Yoda. Nuff said, again. (I'm obviously not very good at explaining.)
4.Best Character (droid) - 3PO
5.Best Planet - Kamino
6.Worst Planet - Geonosis
7.Worst Character (male) - Anakin Skywalker. I know, baka sakalin nyo ko, kaya lang Hayden was sooooo cheesy.
8.Worst Character (female) - Padme. O sige na, sakalin nyo na nga ako. Padme was so unbeleivable and so unreal kasi.
9.Worst Character (alien) - Nute Gunray. Hate that guy.
10.Worst droid - battle droid with C3PO bod.
11.Best line - Begun this clone war has.
12.Best action scene - Yoda vs. Dooku duel
13.Best extra - deathsticks guy
14.Worst extra - twilek women at the bar.
15.Best costume - Jango's armor! Cool!
16.Worst costume - Dooku's. So black. SO plain.
17.Best gadget - Mace's lightsaber!
18.worst gadget - er, battledroids?
19.Best scene (in terms of effects) - clone war
20.Best scene (in terms of acting) - Obi-wan/Anakin confrontation scene (only Obi was brilliant)
21.Best Vehicle - Slave I(yahooooo!)
22.Worst Vehicle - Sebulba's

 

1.Best Character (male) Mace Windu
2.Best Character (female) Barriss Offee
3.Best Character (alien) Dexter Jettster
4.Best Character (droid) R4
5.Best Planet =Kamino
6.Worst Planet =Geonosia
7.Worst Character (male) =none
8.Worst Character (female) =none
9.Worst Character (alien)=geonosean warrior
10.Worst droid =battle droids
11.Best line ="This Party's over"
12.Best action scene =arena battle and clone war
13.Best extra =The Deathstar
14.Worst extra =none
15.Best costume =Luminara Unduli's Jedi clothes
16.Worst costume =none
17.Best gadget =Dooku's Lightsaber
18.worst gadget =none
19.Best scene (in terms of effects)=arena battle and clone war
20.Best scene (in terms of acting)=NONE
21.Best Vehicle =Republic Gunship
22.Worst Vehicle =Dooku's Speeder

 

The Dark Side probably does cloud everything, because I didn't see THAT line.

Did someone just say HAYDEN WAS CHEESY?!?!?!? *glares at Padawan Rain*

 

Hey, to those who haven't voted here yet please vote. I'm planning to make a little awards ceremony probably last week of january.(If I'm not lazy)

Who would win the best character award?

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Anakin: Face it master! I'll win the award. Jedi Ginny's influence will help me...

ObiWan: Only in your mind my very young apprentice! I'm already ahead of you 4 votes to 1.

Anakin: Are you saying you're hotter than me?

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ObiWan: Possibly

 

Ahahahaha! Good one, Darthmaulder. I like that convo.

 

1.Best Character (male) = Count Dooku (he's always been a great actor... although stereotyped into bad guy roles... he still brings life to any performance)

2.Best Character (female) = Padme's sister (and her mother is hot too) (do characters in the deleted scenes count?) and of course those ladies wearing Thongs in the Coruscant Bar (now THAT'S acting)

3.Best Character (alien) = Aren't they ALL alien? the Geonosians ... mosquito aliens are so cute and cuddly or the killer assassin caterpillars (I'd like a stuffed toy of those things)

4.Best Character (droid) = do you have to ask? of course, its gotta be Artoo (I mean besides Threepio the Gay, not much choice)

5.Best Planet = Coruscant (we actually get to see what the lower levels of this planet looks like, very cool)

6.Worst Planet = Tatooine (its too hot, and dry, and i hate the sand... it gets everywhere... especially *bleeep*)

7.Worst Character (male) = Hayden!!! (ducks to avoid Jedi Master Ginny's retaliation) hehehheh

8.Worst Character (female) = Jocasta Nu (she didn;t show enough skin, midriff would have been nice)

9.Worst Character (alien) = Dexter Jettster (see how he scratched his butt then wiped it on Obi-Wan's robes)

10.Worst droid = the Assasin Droid (he had the worst dialog, probably why Zam shot him)

11.Best line = it a tie between : Artoo - "Bleeop beep fraaap wooo bzzz" and Threepio - "oh my"

12.Best action scene = Padme's Bedroom (oops, i'm thinking of a different deleted scene)

13.Best extra = Liam, the Jedi Youngling who turned out the lights (he did it so well and at so young an age, i feel proud)

14.Worst extra = R4 (he was too lazy to even get out of the Jedi Starfighter, unlike Artoo who takes it upon himself to get out of Luke's X-wing and whatever just to help out, even falling and nearly getting eaten)

15.Best costume = the thong the woman in the bar was wearing

16.Worst costume = the thong Dexter Jettster was wearing

17.Best gadget = the Solar Sail of Count Dooku Ship (thats a very cool concept for a ship, especially since it doesn;t leave an ion trail that sensors can detect so they can't follow him back to Coruscant)

18.worst gadget = Jedi Master Plo Koon's breathing mask (prevents him from expressing himself fully, perhaps even getting the 'Best Actor' award and hiding his face from the viewers so he doesn;t get as many adoring fans as *gasp* Anakin) (ducks again, heheehe)

19.Best scene (in terms of effects) = the Jango/Obi-Wan Asteroid Chase (fast-paced, highly detailed, multilayering both in terms of visual effects and sound editing on a difficult to handle backdrop of outer space, especially since there are no actual references for them to create a fly-through in an asteroid field)

20.Best scene (in terms of acting) = Count Dooku after DEFEATING Anakin in the lightsaber battle in the hangar (he was drained from the battle since they both use the dark side of the Force at this time)

21.Best Vehicle = Slave 1 of course (now, why do they call it Slave 1, does Jango keep slaves or does he like to play master and slave with Boba, some sort of incestuous S&M thing going perhaps)

22.Worst Vehicle = the Jedi Starfighter (its too small, now how would a Jedi be able to pick up his date, thats probably why they are not allowed to love, and where would his Padawan sit? on his lap... oh, now i get it)

 

You can try and duck twice, but you cannot avoid getting hit forever!

And you said "Hayden" in Worst Character. He's the ACTOR. Anakin is the CHARACTER.

 

oh yeah, actor, character, whatever but its Hayden the actor that makes the Anakin the character unbearable


hehehehe

quick!!! duck!!!

 

The leading contenders for best character female:

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Padme': Oooh i love the...sun

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Aayla: Look at what happened to me when I didn't put sunblock!

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Sola: Bert! hindi mo na naman ininom yung Clusivol! Anong akalo mo sa 'tin? mayaman?

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Dorme': Hurry up will ya! I'm late for the Prom!

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Barriss: Oh my God! That JarJar creature is a hunk! Look at his... ears. Long and funky...

 

1.Best Character (male)= Anakin/Obi-Wan
2.Best Character (female)= Padme
3.Best Character (alien)= Yoda
4.Best Character (droid)= Artoo, always has been the best
5.Best Planet= Coruscant/Kamino
6.Worst Planet= Geonosis
7.Worst Character (male)= Capt. Typho, Panaka was better
8.Worst Character (female)= Corde. she don't look anything like Padme.
9.Worst Character (alien)= San Hill. looks too cartoony
10.Worst droid= assasin droid. doesn't have any weapons to protect itself with.
11.Best line= "...then we've decided to rescue you." "Good job."
12.Best action scene= Yoda vs Dooku.
13.Best extra= Death Star Plans.
14.Worst extra= George Lucas on the senate during Jarjar's speech.
15.Best costume= Anakin... love that leather.
16.Worst costume= the denizens outside the Outlander Club.
17.Best gadget= lightsabers
18.worst gadget= ObiWan's headgear when piloting his starfighter.
19.Best scene (in terms of effects)= Coruscant Chase/ Or the Megaman game at the Droid Foundry
20.Best scene (in terms of acting)= The "I slaughtered them like animals..." scene
21.Best Vehicle = Anakin's speeder
22.Worst Vehicle = Geonosian starfighters

well, hope i've been of help.

 

Thanks for answering, AnakinMalfoy. That will help Darthmaulder. Heheh.

Oh, and the Force is soooo cool to use on projectiles... Heheheh. Incoming!!!!

 

Finally! I'm back! And after the long wait I've counted the votes and here are the winners...



For the Worst Vehicle Award...

the winner is...















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RADIOHEAD:Dooku's speeder could've been more bad ass




Count Dooku's pathetic speeder!!!!

 

To present the winner for the best vehicle award...














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R2 triplets!!
R2 #1:Beep! Beep! Beep!
R2 #2: Beep! Beep!
R2 #3: Beep! Beep! and more beeps...
R2 #1: Beep Beep Beep...















SLAVE 1!!!
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Anakiningining:Slave 1 of course (now, why do they call it Slave 1, does Jango keep slaves or does he like to play master and slave with Boba, some sort of incestuous S&M thing going perhaps)

 

To present the winner for the best vehicle award...














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R2 triplets!!
R2 #1:Beep! Beep! Beep!
R2 #2: Beep! Beep!
R2 #3: Beep! Beep! and more beeps...
R2 #1: Beep Beep Beep...















SLAVE 1!!!
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Anakiningining:Slave 1 of course (now, why do they call it Slave 1, does Jango keep slaves or does he like to play master and slave with Boba, some sort of incestuous S&M thing going perhaps)

 

To present the winner for best scene in terms of acting...














Poggle the Lesser!!
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Poggle: Ick Ack Pogimaru Ack!
Crowd: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
Poggle Ick Ack Uck!
Crowd: YEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

[A huge figure suddenly enters the scene]














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RRRRRROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR

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Poggle: Mama...



The winner is...













Anakin's confession scene
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"i hate them"

 

Sorry for the double posts. I'm having trouble posting...

 

1.Best Character (male) : Obi-Wan (wit'out a doubt)
2.Best Character (female) : Padmé (who else?)
3.Best Character (alien) : Yoda (the original Filipino--now don't get mad, it's all rumors i hear)
4.Best Character (droid) : R2-D2 (BEEP! BEEP! u'd think he'd beh cussin u out. heheh)
5.Best Planet : Coruscant (it's just one big city--can't go wrong with that)
6.Worst Planet : Tatooine (way too hot and way too dry for mah taste)
7.Worst Character (male) : Capt. Typho (more lines--but Panaka was way better)
8.Worst Character (female) : Queen Jamillia (just wasn't feelin it)
9.Worst Character (alien) : the geonosians (runnin like the scared termites they are)
10.Worst droid : battle droid(s) (they're just dumb)
11.Best line : "Well, I should be. Someday I will be the most powerful Jedi ever. I'll even stop people from dying..." (just that whole scene.--the cold chill down the back)
12.Best action scene : Yoda vs. Dooku (wit'out a doubt. kick sum tail, Jedi Master!)
13.Best extra: Aayla Secura (who wouldn't want to be blue?--blue da ba dee da ba..)
14.Worst extra : assassasin droid (who kills like dat and tries to return to a bounty hunter)
15.Best costume : Jango (I want a set of armor like dat)
16.Worst costume : Dooku (reminds meh of Luke--not dat it's bad or nethang, juss wai too dark for meh)
17.Best gadget : seismic charges (one shock and it knocks u out cold.)
18.worst gadget : the cannons the geonosians used (i can't stand the fact the Jedi lost to those termites--and droids)
19.Best scene (in terms of effects) : asteroid chase (surviving a asteroid field is 300,060 to 1---or sumthang like that--and okai, maybeh it's not a field, but it still has asteroids)
20.Best scene (in terms of acting) : confessions (true strength. admit it, anakin. you are weak and you will never become the big one to save the galaxy. hehe)
21.Best Vehicle: Jedi starfighter (I want one of my own to explore the galaxy)
22.Worst Vehicle: dooku's speeder (it looks so jacked up. sorry, but it does)

but now the time has passed and it's true to say that ep. 3 will bring us better awards to give out--as we will hope.

 

To announce the winner for best scene in terms of effects...














Jango Fett!!!
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Jango: dyaraaaaaaaan!

(Obi Wan enters the room)

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Obi Wan: Why can't jedi use umbrellas? My underwear is soaking wet...

Jango: The winner for the best scene in terms of effects is...















The Coruscant Chase
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drag racing... Coruscant style...