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San Fran, CA AOTC Top 10 News Headlines

Discussion in 'Pacific Regional Discussion' started by Jedi_Tenken, Dec 31, 2002.

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  1. Jedi_Tenken

    Jedi_Tenken Jedi Master star 4

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    A little humor to ring in the New Year:
    10) Jedi library found to have only map of galaxy.
    9) 800 year old Jedi Master finds centrifugal cure for arthritis.
    8) Bounty Hunter's single parent pension cancelled.
    7) Clone's ongoing search for trooper he was talking to yesterday.
    6) Trade Federation launches swap-a-head droid line.
    5) Death-stick seller starts foundation for homeless children.
    4) 8 year old padawan outsmarts Jedi librarian.
    3) Coruscant's hot new sport: Traffic Diving.
    2) Russell Crowe found dead in Reek autopsy.
    1) Jedi Padawan gives right arm to get Naboo Senator into bed.
     
  2. Mara_Jade_Fan

    Mara_Jade_Fan Jedi Knight star 6

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    I like this one best: 7) Clone's ongoing search for trooper he was talking to yesterday.

    Can you imagine how difficult that would be? No wonder they started calling each other by numbers.
     
  3. Jedi_Tenken

    Jedi_Tenken Jedi Master star 4

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    Yeah, naming them would be kinda interesting though. Could you imagine naming millions of Jango Fetts? Although I'm sure giving them numbers is part of the indocrination of being stormtroopers, dehumanization and all especially with future stormies trained on Carida.

    My favorite is #2 "Russell Crowe found in dead Reek autopsy". For any one who has seen Gladiator that was funny as hell.
     
  4. Rogue6

    Rogue6 Jedi Master star 2

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    #1

    I'd give my right arm too to land the Senator.
     
  5. Jedi_Tenken

    Jedi_Tenken Jedi Master star 4

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    lol, let's hope Rogue Eight never sees this board. =P
     
  6. Rogue6

    Rogue6 Jedi Master star 2

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    Mar 12, 2002
    Maybe she'd like to have join the Light Side too!
     
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