and it is becoming a problem. "Young Single Adults" are always jockin' me lately and ive had at least three acquaintances (two of them lds) and one friend (non-lds) ask me if im mormon. buddy: "hey are you mormon?" me: "DUDE! we were at a wine party like last week! i drank like half of the bottle you brought!" (in his defense he's not originally from this lds-rich zone of the country and he was apparently unaware of the prohibition against drinking) the situation has now become intolerable. last night i spent the late hours chillaxing with a hot young lass who had been givin' me the eye the last couple weeks in tango class, only to have her mission trip come up halfway through the night. for how into me she allowed herself to be, i can only assume that she too at one point thought she recognized mormon game how can i "ward" (hehe that's a little joke) off mormon accusations without resorting to, like, extreme alcoholism and like always carrying a flask around and swigging from it conspicuously every 10 minutes?