JCC apparently i give off mad mormon vibes

Discussion in 'Community' started by Rogue_Ten, Mar 14, 2013.

  1. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    yeeeaaahhhh i got montied. not down with the whole "deceiving women for sex" thing, brah

    @Emperor_Billy_Bob: ive had very pleasant interactions with many LDS folk, last night's company included. there are some pretty cool mormons just like any other group really. there are also some pretty ****** ones, as anyone who's posted on this board a while should be keenly aware of

    @DantheJedi: just post better. like, overall.

    i wish @Espaldapalabras was still around, he always had the best Young Single Adult stories
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  2. Emperor_Billy_Bob Chosen One

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    You cannot have sex with someone that you have not deceived in some way : puffs French cigarette::
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  3. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    let me amend that to "consciously" deceiving
  4. EmpireForever Chosen One

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    I was going to write a satiric post just then but I got depressed with the post I had written so I deleted it.
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  5. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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  6. Healer_Leona Manager Emeritus

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    Maybe it's just because you look rather clean cut.

    Grow your hair long and get some tattoos.
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  7. DantheJedi Force Ghost

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    We'll see, but I can't promise anything. Just be glad I've stopped doing the "LOL PANTIES!!!" schtick, at least.
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  8. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    this has been suggested by friends irl. one person has also suggested i wear too much plaid and jeans when i go out dancing but i thought that just made me look rockabilly, not mormon. also i have had it suggested that i go without an undershirt when i dance to show off my chest hair/prove im not wearing temple garments, but i need the undershirt so i dont sweat through to the outer layer cuz that's gross
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  9. EmpireForever Chosen One

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    Deffo don't lose the undershirt, brah.
  10. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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  11. Blithe Force Ghost

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    Forget you looking like a Mormon. What about the babe? I mean, a Mormon and a Commie. That's some serious potential for an interesting relationship. Probably make it all the more exciting too.
  12. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    mormonism-thirdworldism. its gonna be the hot new ideology
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  13. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    I am so utterly the opposite to be true.
  14. Havac Former Moderator

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    I still don't understand how this isn't the best solution.
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  15. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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    Rogue, perhaps they all see something you cannot? Sometimes we are blind to the simplest truths.
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  16. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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    Like the true meaning of celibacy, right, Wocky?

    I can't say I know much about the LSD, I mean, the LDS, but you definitely need to follow Frieda's advice. Get a full sleeve with a Buddha and a couple of Baphomets, and your problems will be history.
  17. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    i dunno if they start mistaking me for some sort of backsliding but re-affirmed mormon like that biker guy in one of those AND IM A MORMON youtube advertisements that used to be ******* ubiquitous, ill probably just have to off myself
  18. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    ive decided to just lean into the punch on this one - made plans to go to the Mesa Easter Pageant next thursday
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  19. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Did you confuse "Mormon" with another six letter word, also starting with a capital M and being known for being creepy?
  20. wannasee Force Ghost

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  21. Blithe Force Ghost

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    Mormonism-thirdworldism here we come.
  22. Emperor_Billy_Bob Chosen One

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    Can't we have Anarcho-Mormonism instead? Everyone can do whatever they want, and they get their own planet to run?
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  23. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    okedokey, the day is upon us and last night i asked the woman from the OP if i come off mormon at all. her answer was "yeah, a little bit" and i asked her why she thought that was. her answer was that i "seem to really care about what people have to say..." at which point i made my eyes comically wide and began laying into her for mormon chauvanism -- "what?! so non-mormons dont care about people? is THAT what you're saying?!" i probably should have let her answer further for the sake of social science/this thread, but i never expected her to state as bald-facedly that, essentially, because she thought i was a nice person i couldnt possibly be a gentile
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  24. Lord Vivec Chosen One

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    >A nice person

    Hahahahahaha

    This thread delivers
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  25. Axle-Starweilder Force Ghost

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    well i guess being told that you look like a mormon is better than being told that you look like a future serial killer, right?